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(Daily Express)   What does Kim Jong-un and Drew Curtis have in common? (possible nsfw content on page)   (express.co.uk) divider line
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2020-05-22 11:17:10 AM  
who are people who've never been in my kitchen?
 
2020-05-22 11:23:11 AM  
Photogenic sister?
 
2020-05-22 12:04:46 PM  
They both have a sister that's actually running things?
 
2020-05-22 12:05:20 PM  
They are both actually John Titor?
 
2020-05-22 12:05:44 PM  
Physical fitness (or lack thereof?)
 
2020-05-22 12:05:46 PM  
"Does", subby?
 
2020-05-22 12:05:52 PM  
They both agree Fark TV was a bad idea?
 
2020-05-22 12:06:13 PM  
Well if you're going to answer in the headline, why would I bother clicking?
 
2020-05-22 12:06:58 PM  
Alcoholism?
 
2020-05-22 12:07:26 PM  
Dwindling revenue?
 
2020-05-22 12:07:45 PM  
They both only pretend to tolerate Dennis Rodman?
 
2020-05-22 12:08:27 PM  
Subby keeps sending both $5 a month for no apparent benefit?
 
2020-05-22 12:10:01 PM  

ChubbyTiger: "Does", subby?


What tense is appropriate for zombies?
 
2020-05-22 12:10:15 PM  
Both have shiatty servers that run their computer systems that constantly crash?
 
2020-05-22 12:10:15 PM  
Both have banned me from entering their borders at one point or another.
 
2020-05-22 12:10:55 PM  
Both should never be allowed access to nuclear weapons?
 
2020-05-22 12:11:21 PM  
An insatiable love of Hot Pockets?
 
2020-05-22 12:11:29 PM  
Butt stuff?
 
2020-05-22 12:12:00 PM  
Was once Wheaton's secret santa and bought him THAT sweater?

/unlikely tag defects
 
2020-05-22 12:12:17 PM  
Two words: Child Prostitutes
 
2020-05-22 12:12:54 PM  
The now-deceased leader quipped: "Well, Madame Choe, what do you think of my physique? Small as a m*****'s turd, aren't I?"

Uh.
 
2020-05-22 12:13:34 PM  
Both are wonderful and, quite frankly, damn sexy people who should give me life time TF account for free, and also have an enormous penis?
 
2020-05-22 12:14:35 PM  
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2020-05-22 12:14:50 PM  
I think they both use a teleporter to snatch Heineken out of my beer fridge.
 
2020-05-22 12:15:11 PM  
a) neither has denied that they are the same person
b) both are probably drunk by 5:00 PM
c) both have trouble convincing people they can not time travel
d) as long as Donald Trump is President are fairly safe in their jobs
 
2020-05-22 12:16:15 PM  
Both secretly wear lace panties, just like Darth Vader.
 
2020-05-22 12:16:43 PM  
They both know what...people...taste like.  They both know that...babies taste best! *sob*
 
2020-05-22 12:17:38 PM  

fragMasterFlash: I think they both use a teleporter to snatch Heineken out of my beer fridge.


While Obama watches in approval from your microwave.
 
2020-05-22 12:17:47 PM  
So ronery?

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2020-05-22 12:19:18 PM  
They both hate a number of agreements.
 
2020-05-22 12:22:59 PM  
Both are built like a medicine ball?
 
2020-05-22 12:23:29 PM  
They both have friends who are terrible at English grammar?
 
2020-05-22 12:28:19 PM  
They both have a sophisticated surveillance network that is mostly wasted on watching people masturbate.
 
2020-05-22 12:29:26 PM  
Both use squirrels with big testicles as comedic relief from the serious matters at hand?
 
2020-05-22 12:33:44 PM  
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This dude has a cool look.
It says "I probably know karate, but Im not going to show you".

He kinda looks like a white guy trapped in an Asian guys body.
 
2020-05-22 12:35:28 PM  

moulderx1: Was once Wheaton's secret santa and bought him THAT sweater?

/unlikely tag defects


If one person buys you a bad sweater, there's something wrong with the gift giver.

If two people buy you the same bad sweater, there's something wrong with you.
 
2020-05-22 12:37:28 PM  
They are both dead and no one knows the truth?
 
2020-05-22 12:38:57 PM  
Yellow fever?
 
2020-05-22 12:39:08 PM  
They haven't seen their penis in 10 years?
 
2020-05-22 12:40:29 PM  
Grammar cop inquiry: shouldn't that headline read "What DO they have in common", not "what DOES"?
 
2020-05-22 12:41:28 PM  
They're the two members of the Joanie Loves Chachi fan club?

radarlove: Subby keeps sending both $5 a month for no apparent benefit?


I would not call the life size poster of Drew in a speedo no apparent benefit.
 
2020-05-22 12:47:48 PM  

Any Pie Left: Grammar cop inquiry: shouldn't that headline read "What DO they have in common", not "what DOES"?


Yes - turn the phrase around to see which is right: "What Kim Jong-un and Drew Curtis do/does have in common is..."
 
2020-05-22 12:50:36 PM  
They both spend too much time scheming insane methods to deal with their dissidents?
 
2020-05-22 12:52:56 PM  
Bourbon?  I bet it's bourbon.
 
2020-05-22 12:57:21 PM  
Hairy arses??
I'm going with hairy arses.
 
2020-05-22 12:58:49 PM  
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2020-05-22 12:59:39 PM  
They both like to execute their enemies with anti-aircraft guns?
 
2020-05-22 1:06:02 PM  
They both feel the need to sunbath in nothing but a tight hot pink thong?
 
2020-05-22 1:17:54 PM  
They both scrub floors, they're both swell lookers and neither one of them is Chinese?
 
2020-05-22 1:21:23 PM  
It certainly isn't their taste in booze. Kim only goes for the good stuff.
 
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