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2020-05-22 11:23:59 AM  
Snooki?
 
2020-05-22 11:35:42 AM  
New Yorkers are an improvement to New Jerseyans.

/Many New Jerseyans are former New Yorkers
//New York has a lot to answer for
///Apologies from a New Yorker
 
2020-05-22 11:58:48 AM  
New Yorkers in their native environment are a joy to behold.  Out of the city they are out of their element.
 
2020-05-22 12:23:51 PM  
I was thinking people from Philly but New Yorkers will also work
 
2020-05-22 12:24:03 PM  
I just want my pinball places back...

/Have to wait for the virus to not kill so many people first
//Going to be waiting a long while thanks to Trump and his lack of caring about those "below him"
///I live in a town near Silverball Museum in Asbury Park
 
2020-05-22 12:25:08 PM  

Grumpy Cat: New Yorkers are an improvement to New Jerseyans.

/Many New Jerseyans are former New Yorkers
//New York has a lot to answer for
///Apologies from a New Yorker


I think that's even more accurate if you preface it with North Jersey.
 
2020-05-22 12:26:15 PM  
Is it worse that the speedo wearing overweight Quebequies?

Aye uh do not speak english, no?  You take one dollar for ziss?  Yes?  Ys?  take one dollar?
 
2020-05-22 12:26:17 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: New Yorkers in their native environment are a joy to behold.  Out of the city they are out of their element.


Like the Germans and the English when they go on vacation.
 
2020-05-22 12:26:20 PM  
Don't worry.
They're loading up the salt water taffy with a double dose of hydroxychloroquine.
 
2020-05-22 12:28:31 PM  
Invasion of the Bennies.
 
2020-05-22 12:35:17 PM  
Weather is supposed to be shiat most of the weekend. Why bother?
 
2020-05-22 12:35:27 PM  

eagles95: I was thinking people from Philly but New Yorkers will also work


Bill Burr asked that I fix that for you.
 
2020-05-22 12:36:20 PM  
Not to mention the Boston people running around calling everyone the n-word.
 
2020-05-22 12:36:58 PM  

eagles95: I was thinking people from Philly but New Yorkers will also work


PA's governor says youse can't go down the shore.
 
2020-05-22 12:37:23 PM  
If NJ cared about the citizens of their state, they would activate the national guard and post them on the border.  With orders to exterminate any people crossing.  The quarantine should not be lifted.  Travel should be restricted, this is how the virus spread in the first place, people traveling to areas outside their home.  NY is the hotzone, and they should make sure none of their people have the bio terror virus before they start allowing the skin job bio terror weapons platforms to go out and commit more bio terror attacks.  Just to be safe, we should be begging the military to nuke NYC and sanitize the hotzone.  We can put up a memorial wall thanking the people of NYC for their great sacrifice in these unprecedented times to keep the rest of us safe.  And it has to be done soon.  Before too many of the skin jobs escape.
 
2020-05-22 12:38:28 PM  

FrancoFile: Marcus Aurelius: New Yorkers in their native environment are a joy to behold.  Out of the city they are out of their element.

Like the Germans and the English when they go on vacation.


I would add the Japanese- they are very respectful and polite tourists.

A little camera and photo obsessed, but nonetheless very polite
 
2020-05-22 12:40:29 PM  

AmbassadorBooze: With orders to exterminate any people crossing


They tried that already.

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2020-05-22 12:46:23 PM  
As one who lives at the Jersey Shore, I am NOT looking forward to this. We usually get out of Dodge on this weekend but now there's nowhere to go. I don't expect the typical invasion since all the rentals around me aren't opening but some of these are summer homes and they've been coming in since Wednesday. Asshole upstate NYers who refuse to wear masks and don't care how close they are to anyone. The pizza joint around the corner got pissed yesterday and told everyone to wait in their cars and come in one at a time.  His regulars (like me and a couple of locals I recognized) saw the crowd and we called them up and told them we weren't coming in for our food unless he did something about the assholes crowding the front door.
 
2020-05-22 12:47:53 PM  
Imagine the smells........

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2020-05-22 12:53:44 PM  

fearmongert: FrancoFile: Marcus Aurelius: New Yorkers in their native environment are a joy to behold.  Out of the city they are out of their element.

Like the Germans and the English when they go on vacation.

I would add the Japanese- they are very respectful and polite tourists.

A little camera and photo obsessed, but nonetheless very polite


Soooo, not like the English and the Germans.  Who are completely different when they are away from home.

The English are drunk, loud, and rude.  The Germans are disorganized, loud, and rude.

I will never get on a scuba boat again if more than 20% of the divers are German.
 
2020-05-22 12:54:13 PM  

DarkSoulNoHope: I just want my pinball places back...

/Have to wait for the virus to not kill so many people first
//Going to be waiting a long while thanks to Trump and his lack of caring about those "below him"
///I live in a town near Silverball Museum in Asbury Park


I love that place.
 
2020-05-22 12:55:43 PM  
DeBlasio is a complete moron, intentionally putting other areas at risk by not opening city beaches... Cuomo should close state beaches unless DeBlasio opens the city beaches...
 
2020-05-22 12:56:34 PM  

JJRRutgers: Invasion of the Bennies.


Shoobie would also have been a correct response.
 
2020-05-22 1:11:08 PM  
I think New Yorkers are more worried about New Jerseyans coming to their state.55
 
2020-05-22 1:18:12 PM  
They invade Virginia Beach, it's hard to make native Virginia Beach folks look good, but somehow the NY gang does.  They make the water greasy somehow and they challenge the whales for blubbery of the year awards.
 
2020-05-22 1:18:41 PM  

gunsmack: Weather is supposed to be shiat most of the weekend. Why bother?


Just guessing, but I'll go with Rainy Holiday Weekends at the Beach are a farking gas.  Even if you're
just standing in the wet sand.
 
2020-05-22 1:20:49 PM  

DarkSoulNoHope: I just want my pinball places back...

/Have to wait for the virus to not kill so many people first
//Going to be waiting a long while thanks to Trump and his lack of caring about those "below him"
///I live in a town near Silverball Museum in Asbury Park


I'm 20 minutes south of you and I miss all of Asbury Park.

/My dog misses Yappy Hour
//I hope Mogo's survives
//And Twisted Tree. There new owner has been great but only took over a couple of years ago. Might not have enough squirreled away to weather this.
 
2020-05-22 1:23:04 PM  

DarkSoulNoHope: I just want my pinball places back...

/Have to wait for the virus to not kill so many people first
//Going to be waiting a long while thanks to Trump and his lack of caring about those "below him"
///I live in a town near Silverball Museum in Asbury Park


I love Asbury Park. A real gem.
 
2020-05-22 1:28:31 PM  

brigid_fitch: DarkSoulNoHope: I just want my pinball places back...

/Have to wait for the virus to not kill so many people first
//Going to be waiting a long while thanks to Trump and his lack of caring about those "below him"
///I live in a town near Silverball Museum in Asbury Park

I'm 20 minutes south of you and I miss all of Asbury Park.

/My dog misses Yappy Hour
//I hope Mogo's survives
//And Twisted Tree. There new owner has been great but only took over a couple of years ago. Might not have enough squirreled away to weather this.


I am glad for that. Though funny thing is that after the old owner left, I didn't go there afterward because I noticed all the comfortable chairs and couches were replaced with uncomfortable wood and metal chairs with no cushions!

Is the food still all vegetarian? (I only went for the hot chocolate, but I have a wife now who eats a bit differently than I do)
 
2020-05-22 1:29:57 PM  

brigid_fitch: As one who lives at the Jersey Shore, I am NOT looking forward to this. We usually get out of Dodge on this weekend but now there's nowhere to go. I don't expect the typical invasion since all the rentals around me aren't opening but some of these are summer homes and they've been coming in since Wednesday. Asshole upstate NYers who refuse to wear masks and don't care how close they are to anyone. The pizza joint around the corner got pissed yesterday and told everyone to wait in their cars and come in one at a time.  His regulars (like me and a couple of locals I recognized) saw the crowd and we called them up and told them we weren't coming in for our food unless he did something about the assholes crowding the front door.


Hello fellow shore homie.

I feel for you guys this year.  Growing up two blocks from the beach in a town invaded by BENNYs every summer, I know exactly how rude and self-centered they are.  I've watched them driving down the road at 40mph, see a shop they want to explore, jam on the breaks and put it in park, right there in the lane.  I yelled at one for putting his drink on top of my neighbor's classic MG.  They're demanding in restaurants and retail stores, and downright cruel to anyone they seem "service" people.

With their level of entitlement, I can imagine that they won't wear masks or gloves, will cough with abandon, and get everyone sick.  There will be so many new cases at the shore this summer.  The hospitals will be overwhelmed.


Please stay safe.
 
2020-05-22 1:30:09 PM  

philotech: DeBlasio is a complete moron, intentionally putting other areas at risk by not opening city beaches...


Sounds like he knows exactly what he's doing.
 
2020-05-22 1:46:19 PM  
I have empathy for Jersey Shore locals.

My parents live in a lakeside resort town in Eastern Washington, and every summer it is infested by douche bags who take their fashion tips from Justin Bieber....so it's kind of similar.  (Same town where my Mom grew up.)

Side note:

A friend from college was from Long Beach Island, NJ.  He said that if he ever moved back, he would adopt a puppy and name him Tony....so every time he would call for his dog, a bunch of guidos would turn their heads.
 
2020-05-22 1:48:30 PM  
Anyone that volunteered to be a contact tracer is about to learn what it's like to serve in the trenches because shiat is going to get real after this weekend.
 
2020-05-22 1:51:45 PM  

FrancoFile: fearmongert: FrancoFile: Marcus Aurelius: New Yorkers in their native environment are a joy to behold.  Out of the city they are out of their element.

Like the Germans and the English when they go on vacation.

I would add the Japanese- they are very respectful and polite tourists.

A little camera and photo obsessed, but nonetheless very polite

Soooo, not like the English and the Germans.  Who are completely different when they are away from home.

The English are drunk, loud, and rude.  The Germans are disorganized, loud, and rude.

I will never get on a scuba boat again if more than 20% of the divers are German.


Hey, we English are loud, drunk and rude at home as well, thank you so very much!
 
2020-05-22 3:08:05 PM  
Not really beach weather this weekend. And bars are closed.  I'm worried about the group rentals and all their buddies partying round the clock making our lives miserable.  Masks?  Social distancing?  Ha!  They laugh in our faces.
 
2020-05-22 4:08:51 PM  
I thought they shut down the summer rentals?

Wife went to Bradley Beach last week and said it was pretty OK in terms of social distancing.

Took the kids kayaking last Saturday and things were smooth.

Think it's funny that only locals can park east of the tracks in Point.
 
2020-05-22 4:22:29 PM  
Fark years ago, this would have been a guido thread.

/I miss guido threads.
 
2020-05-22 5:05:20 PM  
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2020-05-22 5:09:45 PM  
Great, a parade of nice handicapped plates, the ones in ugly blue and orange. At least they could go with the classic blue on white with Lady Liberty on them, those are nice handicapped plates.
 
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