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2020-05-22 9:34:37 AM  
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2020-05-22 9:55:18 AM  
You mean the guy who was trying to make sure that the idiot king and his hot daughter didn't get swindled by a thief?

/ Jafar was framed!
 
2020-05-22 9:58:07 AM  
Or, perhaps, you mean the woman who actually ran the kingdom trying to make sure that the irresponsible spendthrift King wasn't bankrupting the entire kingdom?

/ Yzma was framed!
 
2020-05-22 9:59:29 AM  
Or the guy who tried to rescue the girl from her abducter?

/ Gaston was framed!
 
2020-05-22 10:00:09 AM  
No Death Star to celebrate the Empire?
 
2020-05-22 10:04:13 AM  
Banksy did it.

Dismaland: inside Banksy's dystopian playground
Youtube _wruEnynr1w
 
2020-05-22 10:19:28 AM  
Or you mean the woman who was just giving the kingdom folk what they wanted?

/Usula was framed
 
2020-05-22 10:28:56 AM  
This is the dumb shiat that gets greened?

/SMH
//Welcome to Fark
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2020-05-22 10:32:58 AM  

GardenWeasel: No Death Star to celebrate the Empire?


You're talking about the guys who were trying to protect the galaxy from intergalactic terrorism?

/ The Empire, Palpatine and Vader were framed!
 
2020-05-22 10:36:52 AM  

GardenWeasel: No Death Star to celebrate the Empire?


Now that Disney owns most of the media universe, Thanos' Sanctuary would be a fun theme.  Floating throne ride!
 
2020-05-22 10:48:59 AM  

Truth's Urethra: This is the dumb shiat that gets greened?

/SMH
//Welcome to Fark
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As if you also aren't looking forward to buying a puppy skin coat in the gift shop.
 
2020-05-22 10:54:00 AM  
They're all perverts

/They're all f*ckin' Goofy
 
2020-05-22 11:01:33 AM  
Having been playing DC Lego Villians the past couple of weeks with the kids, I'm all for this.
 
2020-05-22 11:10:06 AM  
...
the guy who wanted everyone to laugh?

/The Joker was framed?
 
2020-05-22 11:14:19 AM  
Excuse me, that should be
"...the guy who wanted everyone to get the joke.

/the Joker was framed."

Much like
"...the guy who wanted everyone to think things through.

/the Riddler was framed

...the guy who was too cool on capitalistic cronyism.

/Captain Cold was framed."

etc.
 
2020-05-22 11:14:36 AM  
My dude would love this. He always identifies with the villains. Right now he is watching Peter Pan dressed like Captain Hook. Just wait until he is old enough to meet Vader.
 
2020-05-22 11:31:04 AM  

Ker_Thwap: Truth's Urethra: This is the dumb shiat that gets greened?

/SMH
//Welcome to Fark
///Three

As if you also aren't looking forward to buying a puppy skin coat in the gift shop.


Only if it's not organic or cruelty-free.

Also when does the "shoot Bambi's mom" ride open?
 
2020-05-22 11:36:41 AM  

Truth's Urethra: Ker_Thwap: Truth's Urethra: This is the dumb shiat that gets greened?

/SMH
//Welcome to Fark
///Three

As if you also aren't looking forward to buying a puppy skin coat in the gift shop.

Only if it's not organic or cruelty-free.

Also when does the "shoot Bambi's mom" ride open?


The theme music is ready...  probably NSFW.

The Sex Pistols - Who Killed Bambi (1979)
Youtube ZpPIcwIV46U
 
2020-05-22 12:15:57 PM  

GardenWeasel: No Death Star to celebrate the Empire?


You mean the moon?

/Tarkin was framed!
 
2020-05-22 12:32:42 PM  
The witch of the west was only trying to avenge her sister's murder and reclaim her family's stolen heirlooms.

/Theodora was framed
//Am I doing it right?
 
2020-05-22 12:39:00 PM  
The guy who was only freeing the hyenas from a racist regime that kept them trapped in a life of poverty and starvation?

/Scar was framed
 
2020-05-22 12:56:57 PM  

iheartscotch: GardenWeasel: No Death Star to celebrate the Empire?

You're talking about the guys who were trying to protect the galaxy from intergalactic terrorism?

/ The Empire, Palpatine and Vader were framed!


Do The Hunchback of Notre Dame next.
 
2020-05-22 1:11:47 PM  

Truth's Urethra: This is the dumb shiat that gets greened?

/SMH
//Welcome to Fark
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Fark loves its Disney content.

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2020-05-22 1:13:03 PM  
So, they gonna have a Loki at Disney-Regular and Disney-Dark? 'Cause he seems to be one the most popular Disney princesses- I mean princes- as well as a villain.
 
2020-05-22 2:59:13 PM  

RogueWallEnthusiast: iheartscotch: GardenWeasel: No Death Star to celebrate the Empire?

You're talking about the guys who were trying to protect the galaxy from intergalactic terrorism?

/ The Empire, Palpatine and Vader were framed!

Do The Hunchback of Notre Dame next.


Disney has a hall of famous Americans soooo:

Aaron Burr was antagonized and mocked for his entire life by a drunken, philandering Scotsman.

/ Aarron Burr was framed!
 
2020-05-22 3:13:36 PM  

GardenWeasel: No Death Star to celebrate the Empire?


Maybe they can repaint Epcot?
 
2020-05-22 3:29:40 PM  

RogueWallEnthusiast: iheartscotch: GardenWeasel: No Death Star to celebrate the Empire?

You're talking about the guys who were trying to protect the galaxy from intergalactic terrorism?

/ The Empire, Palpatine and Vader were framed!

Do The Hunchback of Notre Dame next.


What, asking about the Cardinal who was kind enough to house a schizophrenic and give him a job... only to have it all burnt down when the guy started raving around in a quite metal hormonal fit?
 
2020-05-22 4:09:33 PM  

GardenWeasel: No Death Star to celebrate the Empire?


That's in EPCOT.
 
2020-05-22 4:10:16 PM  

Vespers: GardenWeasel: No Death Star to celebrate the Empire?

Maybe they can repaint Epcot?


Tiny fist etc...
 
2020-05-22 4:34:22 PM  

TheSteelCricket: My dude would love this. He always identifies with the villains. Right now he is watching Peter Pan dressed like Captain Hook. Just wait until he is old enough to meet Vader.


Peter pan was a legit bad guy though. Killed off the boys as they grew too old.
 
2020-05-22 4:51:55 PM  

Smackledorfer: TheSteelCricket: My dude would love this. He always identifies with the villains. Right now he is watching Peter Pan dressed like Captain Hook. Just wait until he is old enough to meet Vader.

Peter pan was a legit bad guy though. Killed off the boys as they grew too old.


Since when has Disney ever paid attention to canon vs. non? They define ret-con.
 
2020-05-22 4:59:12 PM  

xxBirdMadGirlxx: Smackledorfer: TheSteelCricket: My dude would love this. He always identifies with the villains. Right now he is watching Peter Pan dressed like Captain Hook. Just wait until he is old enough to meet Vader.

Peter pan was a legit bad guy though. Killed off the boys as they grew too old.

Since when has Disney ever paid attention to canon vs. non? They define ret-con.


I wasn't trying to get involved in the foolishness if fan discussion regarding canon vs non.Disney also owns abc, who produced Once Upon a Time.
 
2020-05-22 10:18:28 PM  

Ker_Thwap: Truth's Urethra: Ker_Thwap: Truth's Urethra: This is the dumb shiat that gets greened?

/SMH
//Welcome to Fark
///Three

As if you also aren't looking forward to buying a puppy skin coat in the gift shop.

Only if it's not organic or cruelty-free.

Also when does the "shoot Bambi's mom" ride open?

The theme music is ready...  probably NSFW.

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/ZpPIcwIV​46U]


The judges will also accept:
THE REAL WORLD AFTER ALL
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