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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)   ♫ I need a HERO So I'll just hop across the highway and borrow it til the end of the night He's got to be strong and he's got to be fast ♫ and wow that cop is strong and fast   (ajc.com) divider line
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2020-05-22 10:48:09 PM  
f*ck the police

/f*ck dirti jersi
 
2020-05-22 10:50:05 PM  
I've been robbing old people, throwing spiders and murder hornets at teenagers, hiding kids from their parents and calling disabled people mutants.

I haven't manifested a superhero yet, but it should happen soon because I need to be stopped.
 
2020-05-22 10:58:34 PM  
Beautiful musical headline. Bravo!
 
2020-05-22 11:00:14 PM  
"The 19-year-old is charged with obstruction, possession of a firearm during the commission of a felony, possession of marijuana, aggravated assault, pedestrian on closed access highway, carrying a concealed weapon without a permit and theft by taking, according to police."

Lol, a long list of felonies and they still gotta tack on a charge for jaywalking.
 
2020-05-22 11:05:24 PM  
I wish Live PD was still rolling...
 
rrl [BareFark]
2020-05-22 11:20:03 PM  
GTA IRL
 
2020-05-22 11:29:40 PM  
Highway Emergency Response Operators

Since we're not all from Georgia, and nobody else should be forced to suffer through Googling something, like I was.
 
2020-05-22 11:42:55 PM  

nytmare: "The 19-year-old is charged with obstruction, possession of a firearm during the commission of a felony, possession of marijuana, aggravated assault, pedestrian on closed access highway, carrying a concealed weapon without a permit and theft by taking, according to police."

Lol, a long list of felonies and they still gotta tack on a charge for jaywalking.


Not Jay walking, but being out on an interstate. We've had a lot of human crayons over the last few years and they have to close the highway for 6 to 8 hours to scrape them off the road.
 
2020-05-23 12:48:01 AM  
You rhymed fast with fast.
 
2020-05-23 1:11:38 AM  

rrl: GTA IRL


I feel like I'm only replying to this so I can see it say rrl: GTA IRL.

But I'm not that silly. Am I?
 
2020-05-23 2:19:15 AM  

TheGreatGazoo: nytmare: "The 19-year-old is charged with obstruction, possession of a firearm during the commission of a felony, possession of marijuana, aggravated assault, pedestrian on closed access highway, carrying a concealed weapon without a permit and theft by taking, according to police."

Lol, a long list of felonies and they still gotta tack on a charge for jaywalking.

Not Jay walking, but being out on an interstate. We've had a lot of human crayons over the last few years and they have to close the highway for 6 to 8 hours to scrape them off the road.


Crossing a road vs crossing a road. I can see how that's not the same thing at all, for purposes of my point.
 
2020-05-23 7:01:22 AM  

nytmare: TheGreatGazoo: nytmare: "The 19-year-old is charged with obstruction, possession of a firearm during the commission of a felony, possession of marijuana, aggravated assault, pedestrian on closed access highway, carrying a concealed weapon without a permit and theft by taking, according to police."

Lol, a long list of felonies and they still gotta tack on a charge for jaywalking.

Not Jay walking, but being out on an interstate. We've had a lot of human crayons over the last few years and they have to close the highway for 6 to 8 hours to scrape them off the road.

Crossing a road vs crossing a road. I can see how that's not the same thing at all, for purposes of my point.


You don't see the difference between crossing a 4 lane road with crosswalks where traffic is going 40 mph vs an 10 lane wide interstate where people drive 80?
 
6 days ago  
"The 19-year-old is charged with obstruction, possession of a firearm during the commission of a felony, possession of marijuana, aggravated assault, pedestrian on closed access highway, carrying a concealed weapon without a permit and theft by taking, according to police."

Umm, isn't that how it's supposed to work?
 
6 days ago  

Edaw 0: theft by taking, according to police."

Umm, isn't that how it's supposed to work?


IANAL, but I think as distinguished from something like theft by deceit where the victim hands you the thing, but you tricked them into handing it to you.  Maybe theft under color of authority as well?
 
6 days ago  
HOTY material.
 
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