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(Wikipedia)   It's Morrissey's birthday. Make him happy and cancel your plans   (en.wikipedia.org) divider line
    More: Sad, Morrissey, UK Singles Chart, Steven Morrissey, The Smiths, eponymous debut album, Steven Patrick Morrissey, release of albums Ringleader of the Tormentors, frontman of the rock band  
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3 days ago  
I'll send him a nice big package full of halal beef as a present
 
3 days ago  
Ther IS no making him happy. He is a miseable old "see you next tuesday"
 
3 days ago  
Johnny Marr's guitar work first drew me into the Smiths, but Morrissey's lyrics made me a lifelong fan. Happy birthday, tormented genius.
 
3 days ago  
Happy Birthday to the racist cockbag who was the least talented member of the Smiths. Go vote for a fascist, you vegan twunt.
 
3 days ago  
Send him a meat cake.

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3 days ago  

LucklessWonder: Happy Birthday to the racist cockbag who was the least talented member of the Smiths. Go vote for a fascist, you vegan twunt.


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3 days ago  
Obligatory:
The Smiths - Unhappy Birthday
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2 days ago  
A jumped-up pantry boy who never knew his place
 
2 days ago  
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2 days ago  
snowybunting:

Him being ba racist racist made me mouth putting Marr's smiths work's away.
 
2 days ago  

jake_lex: I'll send him a nice big package full of halal beef as a present


Delivered by a Chinese immigrant?
 
2 days ago  
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This really is one of the more useful pics I have.
 
2 days ago  
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2 days ago  
I'm going to throw a couple of ribeyes on the grill tonight in his honor

/happy birthday, dickbag
 
2 days ago  
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2 days ago  
Some more Robert Smith wisdom concerning Morissey...
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2 days ago  
The celebrations are starting I see
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2 days ago  
I just put 2 slabs of dry-rubbed pork ribs in the oven.  Low and slow.  So I'll be eating animal flesh for Morrissey's birthday!

//sorry, I have no access to a smoker or actual wood-fired charcoal grill
//and I'll be listening to the Smiths
 
2 days ago  
Happy birthday to everyone born today. Except YOU, Morrisey. Fark you.
 
2 days ago  
Started to write a post, then you made me sad, sooooo....
 
2 days ago  
Please tell me he cried and cried and then he died.
 
2 days ago  
Coronavirus looks at Morrissey and is like, "Infect him? Hell, I'm taking notes to make others as miserable as he is."
 
2 days ago  
I'm literally about to eat a cheeseburger. I shall do so in his honor.
 
2 days ago  

Camus' Ghost: Some more Robert Smith wisdom concerning Morissey...
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And that's why Robert Smith is a hero to many.
 
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