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(NBC News)   N.J. woman accused of fatally beating wife with wine chiller captured in Texas. Wine chiller currently under interrogation Lone Star style   (nbcnews.com) divider line
    More: Sad, New Jersey, Mayra Gavilanez-Alectus, United States, Ocean County Prosecutor's Office, Gavilanez-Alectus, New York City, Brick Township Police, slaying of Rebecca Gavilanez-Alectus  
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2020-05-22 12:13:36 PM  
Lead investigator is like...

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2020-05-22 1:19:52 PM  
She should have just walled her in brick by brick in the wine cellar, like some other wine aficionados
 
2020-05-22 1:30:30 PM  
This was all avoidable.
I blame gay marriage. And New Jersey. And women.
 
2020-05-22 1:31:11 PM  

Subtonic: This was all avoidable.
I blame gay marriage. And New Jersey. And women.


And don't anybody dare blame the wine.
 
2020-05-22 1:32:05 PM  

HighlanderRPI: She should have just walled her in brick by brick in the wine cellar, like some other wine aficionados


Texas is too hot for Amontillado.
 
2020-05-22 1:32:34 PM  

Majin_Buu: Subtonic: This was all avoidable.
I blame gay marriage. And New Jersey. And women.

And don't anybody dare blame the wine.


Once again alcohol proves it is both the solution and source of all problems.
 
2020-05-22 1:32:49 PM  
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2020-05-22 1:33:10 PM  
Sounds like someone...

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Lost their chill
 
2020-05-22 1:33:15 PM  
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2020-05-22 1:33:19 PM  
Wine chiller? Is that a regional thing like soda vs. pop?
 
2020-05-22 1:35:55 PM  
Huh. I'd have expected boxed wine. In the conservatory.
 
2020-05-22 1:37:05 PM  

HighlanderRPI: She should have just walled her in brick by brick in the wine cellar, like some other wine aficionados


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2020-05-22 1:37:23 PM  

PanicAttack: Wine chiller? Is that a regional thing like soda vs. pop?


I didn't know they even made wine coolers anymore. I thought they'd gone the way of Zima and Boone's Farms.
 
2020-05-22 1:39:11 PM  

xxBirdMadGirlxx: PanicAttack: Wine chiller? Is that a regional thing like soda vs. pop?

I didn't know they even made wine coolers anymore. I thought they'd gone the way of Zima and Boone's Farms.


When there were still breweries, the Big Hot Thing was starting to be clear malt beverages called "hard seltzer." I tried one and asked the brewer, "Isn't this basically Zima?"

I'm not allowed in that brewery anymore.
 
2020-05-22 1:39:15 PM  
The wine chiller killer?
 
2020-05-22 1:41:08 PM  
Next episode of Chiller Theater.
 
2020-05-22 1:46:24 PM  

Madman drummers bummers: xxBirdMadGirlxx: PanicAttack: Wine chiller? Is that a regional thing like soda vs. pop?

I didn't know they even made wine coolers anymore. I thought they'd gone the way of Zima and Boone's Farms.

When there were still breweries, the Big Hot Thing was starting to be clear malt beverages called "hard seltzer." I tried one and asked the brewer, "Isn't this basically Zima?"

I'm not allowed in that brewery anymore.


I don't know- most of the hard seltzers out there actually make nice mixers. However, that's not what I'm looking for in a brewery visit. YMMV, of course.

Yeah, I know- it says something that I've punched up hard seltzer.
 
2020-05-22 1:50:05 PM  
Just more proof that the gays shouldn't be allowed to be married to each other.
 
2020-05-22 1:53:11 PM  
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2020-05-22 1:53:57 PM  

WithinReason: Just more proof that the gays shouldn't be allowed to be married to each other.


Joe Exotic, is that you?
 
2020-05-22 1:56:25 PM  
I guess her modified wooden toilet roller wasn't handy.
 
2020-05-22 1:59:41 PM  
In the phrase "lesbian bed death," the last word wasn't meant to be taken literally.
 
2020-05-22 2:04:52 PM  
I guess someone misinterpreted "I cleaned out and finished off a delicious 18 year old red last night", and it went downhill from there.
 
2020-05-22 2:25:22 PM  

maxx2112: In the phrase "lesbian bed death," the last word wasn't meant to be taken literally.


Is it strange when I read "she was killed with a 'cylindrical container used for the purpose of chilling wine' " that I first though there might have been some kind of, uh, "play" involved?
 
2020-05-22 2:29:15 PM  

xxBirdMadGirlxx: Madman drummers bummers: xxBirdMadGirlxx: PanicAttack: Wine chiller? Is that a regional thing like soda vs. pop?

I didn't know they even made wine coolers anymore. I thought they'd gone the way of Zima and Boone's Farms.

When there were still breweries, the Big Hot Thing was starting to be clear malt beverages called "hard seltzer." I tried one and asked the brewer, "Isn't this basically Zima?"

I'm not allowed in that brewery anymore.

I don't know- most of the hard seltzers out there actually make nice mixers. However, that's not what I'm looking for in a brewery visit. YMMV, of course.

Yeah, I know- it says something that I've punched up hard seltzer.


It says "Username Checks Out?"
 
2020-05-22 2:42:03 PM  

PanicAttack: Wine chiller? Is that a regional thing like soda vs. pop?


Not sure if serious, but it is basically a bucket for chilling wine. My guess would be that it was a marble one, which are somewhat popular with wine drinkers. You stick it in the freezer and it gets really cold and then you put your bottle of wine in it and it stays cold without the need for ice. And the reason I am guessing it was marble is that they are quite hefty and would make a better bludgeoning instrument than the metal ones, which are relatively light.
 
2020-05-22 2:52:16 PM  

Mock26: PanicAttack: Wine chiller? Is that a regional thing like soda vs. pop?

Not sure if serious, but it is basically a bucket for chilling wine. My guess would be that it was a marble one, which are somewhat popular with wine drinkers. You stick it in the freezer and it gets really cold and then you put your bottle of wine in it and it stays cold without the need for ice. And the reason I am guessing it was marble is that they are quite hefty and would make a better bludgeoning instrument than the metal ones, which are relatively light.


Ahh. Thanks. My mind went to wine cooler, obviously. I'm not fancy enough for a wine chiller. :D
 
2020-05-22 3:25:33 PM  

xxBirdMadGirlxx: PanicAttack: Wine chiller? Is that a regional thing like soda vs. pop?

I didn't know they even made wine coolers anymore. I thought they'd gone the way of Zima and Boone's Farms.


As long as there's such a thing as college girls, there will be wine cooler.
 
2020-05-22 3:38:37 PM  

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That used to freak the FARK out of me when I was a kid. Like, it would cause nightmares.
 
2020-05-22 3:42:16 PM  

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lol came to post that vid
 
2020-05-22 3:44:24 PM  

PanicAttack: Wine chiller? Is that a regional thing like soda vs. pop?


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2020-05-22 4:08:34 PM  

EdwardTellerhands: PanicAttack: Wine chiller? Is that a regional thing like soda vs. pop?

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Real Americans drink soda water.
 
2020-05-22 4:21:32 PM  

kabloink: EdwardTellerhands: PanicAttack: Wine chiller? Is that a regional thing like soda vs. pop?

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Real Americans drink soda water.


Real real Americans don't say "soda." They say "carbonated beverage" or "phosphate."
 
2020-05-22 4:27:20 PM  
Good ol' ocean county.  Never change.
 
2020-05-22 4:31:45 PM  

xxBirdMadGirlxx: PanicAttack: Wine chiller? Is that a regional thing like soda vs. pop?

I didn't know they even made wine coolers anymore. I thought they'd gone the way of Zima and Boone's Farms.


Boones Farm never went away and Zima was brought back to life in 2018.
 
2020-05-22 4:48:56 PM  

robodog: xxBirdMadGirlxx: PanicAttack: Wine chiller? Is that a regional thing like soda vs. pop?

I didn't know they even made wine coolers anymore. I thought they'd gone the way of Zima and Boone's Farms.

Boones Farm never went away and Zima was brought back to life in 2018.


We truly are in the bleakest timeline.
 
2020-05-22 8:06:32 PM  

robodog: xxBirdMadGirlxx: PanicAttack: Wine chiller? Is that a regional thing like soda vs. pop?

I didn't know they even made wine coolers anymore. I thought they'd gone the way of Zima and Boone's Farms.

Boones Farm never went away and Zima was brought back to life in 2018.


I'm glad to hear about Boone's farm, it is the only kind of wine I have ever liked.
 
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