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(Daily Star)   Were... were there donkeys? Please tell me there were donkeys. Pretty much everything about this is NSFW (possible nsfw content on page)   (dailystar.co.uk) divider line
    More: Fake, Human sexuality, Samantha Brick, Human sexual behavior, first-person piece, Sexual intercourse, Happy Mondays star, numerous vodka, various clubs  
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6785 clicks; posted to Main » on 22 May 2020 at 11:12 AM (8 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2020-05-22 11:30:11 AM  
7 votes:
Hordes of intoxicated British people passing STDs to each other in packed dance clubs has never been my fetish.
 
2020-05-22 10:21:55 AM  
6 votes:
Wait, there were sex dwarfs?
Isn't it nice
Luring disco dollies to a life of vice
 
2020-05-22 12:12:58 PM  
5 votes:

Harlee: Who needs donkeys if you have dwarfs? Also, "dwarfs" just looks wrong. But Google says that "dwarves" is an alternative spelling, and spell check doesn't like it.


"Dwarfs" is the standard plural, but Tolkien used "dwarves" followed Old English practice of morphological voicing distinctions. Since then, his usage was picked up by other fantasy writers and gaming, namely original D&D. So "dwarfs" is the typical plural for the nearly obsolete term for little people, and "dwarves" for the non-human race in works of fantasy.

/Tolkien also changed "Elfin" to "Elven" for the same reason
 
2020-05-22 11:59:18 AM  
3 votes:
Got distracted by commercials on top.

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2020-05-22 12:01:18 PM  
2 votes:
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2020-05-22 1:47:03 PM  
1 vote:

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2020-05-22 1:30:20 PM  
1 vote:
Samantha claims Manumission owners Mike and Claire would also go at it on stage.

Was there. Did happen.

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2020-05-22 12:06:00 PM  
1 vote:

elgrancerdo: Got distracted by commercials on top.

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Commercials for spackling paste, horrendously bad plastic surgery, and un-lifelike sex-dolls.
 
2020-05-22 11:22:16 AM  
1 vote:
Any dwarf is a sex dwarf if you're brave enough.
 
2020-05-22 7:30:38 AM  
1 vote:
Who needs donkeys if you have dwarfs? Also, "dwarfs" just looks wrong. But Google says that "dwarves" is an alternative spelling, and spell check doesn't like it.

I'll hold out for dwarfs AND donkeys, thank you very much.
 
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