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(Medical Xpress)   "Don't kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about. Why, right now they're pooping on our lettuce"   (medicalxpress.com) divider line
    More: Followup, Escherichia coli, Outbreaks of E. coli illness, Agriculture, Irrigation, Livestock, U.S. Food, Bacteria, outbreaks of food  
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2020-05-22 2:02:19 PM  
11 votes:
There's a manual to deal with issues like this:
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2020-05-22 1:36:44 PM  
10 votes:
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2020-05-22 1:52:34 PM  
6 votes:
I deal with foodborne illnesses as part of my job, and have the most common bugs on my wall.  E coli is pretty darn cute.
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2020-05-22 11:25:31 AM  
6 votes:
Keep an eye on your milk.

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2020-05-22 1:21:59 PM  
5 votes:
Don't let the name throw you, Jimmy. It's not really a floor. It's more of a steel grating that allows material to sluice through so it can be collected and exported.
 
2020-05-22 1:15:47 PM  
4 votes:
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2020-05-22 2:47:29 PM  
3 votes:
Cows With Guns - The Original Animation
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2020-05-22 1:07:31 PM  
3 votes:
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2020-05-22 1:06:05 PM  
3 votes:
We should challenge Fark to do this thread without the help of Gary Larson.
 
2020-05-22 7:09:42 PM  
2 votes:
WHY DON'T WE ALL EAT POOP LETTUCE TO BUILD UP HERD IMMUNITY!??!!!?!?!
 
2020-05-22 2:32:57 PM  
2 votes:

Spindle: I can assure you that if there was a big enough chicken, they would tear your ass up.   Those things are cold blooded killers


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2020-05-22 2:28:52 PM  
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Even a full grown cow can't hurt you by biting you. They have molars on top and the bottom in the back of their mouths for grinding food but they only have teeth on the bottom in front. Horses have upper and lower teeth in front and can bite you pretty hard. Cows cannot. Of course, they can trample you to death.
 
2020-05-22 1:30:57 PM  
1 vote:

MBooda: Spindle: I can assure you that if there was a big enough chicken, they would tear your ass up.   Those things are cold blooded killers

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If they wanted that to work they'd say 'Eat chickn or I'll rapekill ur childrn then burn u to deth."
 
2020-05-22 1:17:00 PM  
1 vote:
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2020-05-22 1:10:25 PM  
1 vote:
Just one more reason to eat the cow instead of the lettuce.
 
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