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(Medical Xpress)   "Don't kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about. Why, right now they're pooping on our lettuce"   (medicalxpress.com) divider line
    More: Followup, Escherichia coli, Outbreaks of E. coli illness, Agriculture, Irrigation, Livestock, U.S. Food, Bacteria, outbreaks of food  
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6 days ago  
Keep an eye on your milk.

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6 days ago  
We should challenge Fark to do this thread without the help of Gary Larson.
 
6 days ago  
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6 days ago  
I can assure you that if there was a big enough chicken, they would tear your ass up.   Those things are cold blooded killers
 
6 days ago  
Just one more reason to eat the cow instead of the lettuce.
 
6 days ago  
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6 days ago  
Don't let the name throw you, Jimmy. It's not really a floor. It's more of a steel grating that allows material to sluice through so it can be collected and exported.
 
6 days ago  

Spindle: I can assure you that if there was a big enough chicken, they would tear your ass up.   Those things are cold blooded killers


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6 days ago  

MBooda: Spindle: I can assure you that if there was a big enough chicken, they would tear your ass up.   Those things are cold blooded killers

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If they wanted that to work they'd say 'Eat chickn or I'll rapekill ur childrn then burn u to deth."
 
6 days ago  

Spindle: I can assure you that if there was a big enough chicken, they would tear your ass up.   Those things are cold blooded killers


Yep.  https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/hea​l​th/health-problems/south-australian-wo​man-fatally-attacked-by-pet-rooster/ne​ws-story/5a126b0620a73e94d0310b448231e​c00
 
6 days ago  

Spindle: I can assure you that if there was a big enough chicken, they would tear your ass up.   Those things are cold blooded killers


It's happened. Of course it's Australia though so...
 
6 days ago  
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6 days ago  
"Investigators concluded that the illness was centered on ranches and fields owned by the same grower and that were located downslope from public land where cattle grazed."
 
6 days ago  

I am Tom Joad's Complete Lack of Surprise: "Investigators concluded that the illness was centered on ranches and fields owned by the same grower and that were located downslope from public land where cattle grazed."


"Hey, thanks for the free land; here's some shiat lettuce."
 
6 days ago  

Spindle: I can assure you that if there was a big enough chicken, they would tear your ass up.   Those things are cold blooded killers


True story. I've seen them hunt down mice, frogs, and snakes.

They're like delicious little velociraptors.
 
6 days ago  
The salad was dressed before being picked.
 
6 days ago  

edmo: Keep an eye on your milk.

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or learn how to milk a cow correctly...
 
6 days ago  
I deal with foodborne illnesses as part of my job, and have the most common bugs on my wall.  E coli is pretty darn cute.
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6 days ago  
Bullshiat.
 
6 days ago  
There's a manual to deal with issues like this:
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6 days ago  

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I'd say that the world is a pretty filthy place. You take reasonable measures, enjoy what you like, and try not to make yourself crazy worrying about it.
 
6 days ago  

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Even a full grown cow can't hurt you by biting you. They have molars on top and the bottom in the back of their mouths for grinding food but they only have teeth on the bottom in front. Horses have upper and lower teeth in front and can bite you pretty hard. Cows cannot. Of course, they can trample you to death.
 
6 days ago  

Spindle: I can assure you that if there was a big enough chicken, they would tear your ass up.   Those things are cold blooded killers


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5 days ago  

NoGods: kow469: [Fark user image image 539x540]

Even a full grown cow can't hurt you by biting you. They have molars on top and the bottom in the back of their mouths for grinding food but they only have teeth on the bottom in front. Horses have upper and lower teeth in front and can bite you pretty hard. Cows cannot. Of course, they can trample you to death.


A cow isn't likely to bite you out of aggression or as a defensive measure, but I guarantee that if you stick your fingers in a cow's mouth it's gonna hurt.
 
5 days ago  
Cows With Guns - The Original Animation
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5 days ago  
WHY DON'T WE ALL EAT POOP LETTUCE TO BUILD UP HERD IMMUNITY!??!!!?!?!
 
5 days ago  
The vast majority of winter lettuce comes from a series of farms downriver from high density feed lots.

Me, I mostly don't eat lettuce in winter.
 
5 days ago  
Awesome headline I loled
 
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