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(Mediaite)   Democratic strategist and MSNBC contributor James Carville shows how much he's matured after all these years, goes on The Stuttering John Podcast to call Trump a fatty who "will get his fat ass beat" in the 2020 election   (mediaite.com) divider line
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2020-05-22 7:58:00 AM  
There's no place for name-calling in the age of Trump.
 
2020-05-22 8:16:38 AM  
Is he still married to ex- right wing consultant and now Libertarian Mary Maitland?

I'd love to get that pair and the Conways together for a frank conversation. Pretty damned sure there would be lots of laughter.
 
2020-05-22 8:27:41 AM  

Harlee: Is he still married to ex- right wing consultant and now Libertarian Mary Maitland?

I'd love to get that pair and the Conways together for a frank conversation. Pretty damned sure there would be lots of laughter.


You spelled BDSM sex party wrong.
 
2020-05-22 8:44:36 AM  

NewportBarGuy: Harlee: Is he still married to ex- right wing consultant and now Libertarian Mary Maitland?

I'd love to get that pair and the Conways together for a frank conversation. Pretty damned sure there would be lots of laughter.

You spelled BDSM sex party wrong.


You evil bastard.
 
2020-05-22 9:24:04 AM  

NewportBarGuy: Harlee: Is he still married to ex- right wing consultant and now Libertarian Mary Maitland?

I'd love to get that pair and the Conways together for a frank conversation. Pretty damned sure there would be lots of laughter.

You spelled BDSM sex party wrong.


You might be right, or is it more likely that both couples are cynical "con-couples" who see politics as a joke and all politicians and the political parties (and the public) as rubes to be fleeced? Such people do exist, and I am sure that they must occasionally find each other. Perhaps even "fall in love" though "love" in that context might simply be a terrifying fascination with the other's evil.

You know what? Someone needs to do a television drama, or better yet a dramatic sit-com, about that exact situation. And yes, a book, also. But the twisting evil potentials and contrived comedy would shine on the screen. I can see it in my head.

Imagine an "I Love Lucy" where Ricky and Lucy, and Fred and Ethel, are all conniving political scamsters selling their consultant "expertise" to their parties of choice. The Ed Norton character would be the equivalent of Jacob Wohl. Episodes would usually be complete in themselves, with occasional 2, 3, or even 4 parters. The episode content would range from almost slapstick to (as with MASH) deadly serious, perhaps where they recognize a danger even worse than they are and intervene to Save America (Even Evil Has Standards). [warning: TVTROPES link].

Are there any screenwriters here on Fark?
 
2020-05-22 9:24:18 AM  

Mike_LowELL: There's no place for name-calling in the age of Trump.


I appreciate the civility with which you stated that.
 
2020-05-22 9:24:23 AM  
Well, he looks like a bastard child of the Predator and Crypt Keeper!

Also, I think the win/loss depends on one factor: Covid's effect on income in October.
 
2020-05-22 9:25:50 AM  

NewportBarGuy: Harlee: Is he still married to ex- right wing consultant and now Libertarian Mary Maitland?

I'd love to get that pair and the Conways together for a frank conversation. Pretty damned sure there would be lots of laughter.

You spelled BDSM sex party wrong.


More like a sausage hang.
 
2020-05-22 9:26:06 AM  

Diogenes: Mike_LowELL: There's no place for name-calling in the age of Trump.

I appreciate the civility with which you stated that.


Mike is a National Treasure.  He is the Nicholas Cage of Fark.
 
2020-05-22 9:29:41 AM  
I've always liked James Carville.

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2020-05-22 9:29:43 AM  
The Human Skeleton vs. The Orange Blob

Two men enter, and hopefully both lose.
 
2020-05-22 9:29:58 AM  

Harlee: Is he still married to ex- right wing consultant and now Libertarian Mary Maitland?

I'd love to get that pair and the Conways together for a frank conversation. Pretty damned sure there would be lots of laughter.


Carville and Maitland seem to genuinely care for each other, despite their political differences.

The Conways are straight up mercenaries and will back whatever politics pay better.
 
2020-05-22 9:29:59 AM  
Well he's not wrong.
 
2020-05-22 9:30:47 AM  
Is he trying to primary the CIC and split the tell-it-like-it-is vote?
 
2020-05-22 9:31:01 AM  
I bet Trump's grave will look better with him in it, with the lid shut and 6 feet of dirt on top.

//he should work on that now, before the haters choose his grave for him
 
2020-05-22 9:31:07 AM  

NewportBarGuy: Harlee: Is he still married to ex- right wing consultant and now Libertarian Mary Maitland?

I'd love to get that pair and the Conways together for a frank conversation. Pretty damned sure there would be lots of laughter.

You spelled BDSM sex party wrong.


They definitely keep things spicy... Cajun Style
 
2020-05-22 9:32:35 AM  
Totally wrong thread.  Oh well my furlough starts in 6 hours.
 
2020-05-22 9:32:58 AM  
James Carville is driving the Healthy At Any Weight, fatsploitation cultists into Trump's flabby arms.

They'll have doubling down synergy.

All James Carville does is fark things up. He doesn't understand the modern world and lives in a bubble.
 
2020-05-22 9:33:08 AM  
You libfarts need to stop with the name calling. Donald "Donnie Two Scoops" Trump is the manliest man who ever manned. His virile toughness makes Clint Eastwood look like Richard Simmons.

But he's also a precious flower who can't get his wittle fee fees hurt.
 
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2020-05-22 9:35:58 AM  
Carville needs to go away.
 
2020-05-22 9:38:07 AM  
Herding the fatextremists vote to Donald J Trump will hurt Biden, just as Trump getting the incel vote hurt HRC.

Nancy Pelosi was tactful and linked weight with negative health in a specific case of taking a certain medication. It was not the same.
 
2020-05-22 9:40:07 AM  
Not all single people are incels, and not all over weight people are pro fat lifestyle bloggers, but some are! And they talk, a lot. Draw them into politics at your own risk.
 
2020-05-22 9:40:17 AM  
who was the absolute non-entity that Carville was certain was going to win the nomination, Bennett I think?
 
2020-05-22 9:40:45 AM  
Stuttering John has a podcast? Ain't nobody got time for that!
 
2020-05-22 9:42:37 AM  
He's honest.  It's refreshing
 
2020-05-22 9:42:40 AM  

ElwoodCuse: who was the absolute non-entity that Carville was certain was going to win the nomination, Bennett I think?


Says the guy who thought that the schmuck that got slaughtered by HIllary Clinton was going to win.
 
2020-05-22 9:43:12 AM  
I'm sorry, but why should anyone be civil or adult towards Trump? That human farking garbage-golem's feelings can get farked. And frankly I don't believe in dialog with his farking garbage plague spreading rat followers either, these aren't human beings worthy of discourse or fellowship or dialog. They've abrogated that privilege.
 
2020-05-22 9:43:16 AM  
fark carville and every other third way dem. the fact that he says trump has no chance to win makes me think trump will win.
 
2020-05-22 9:46:16 AM  

neongoats: I'm sorry, but why should anyone be civil or adult towards Trump? That human farking garbage-golem's feelings can get farked. And frankly I don't believe in dialog with his farking garbage plague spreading rat followers either, these aren't human beings worthy of discourse or fellowship or dialog. They've abrogated that privilege.


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2020-05-22 9:48:22 AM  
Can someone remind me why I should care what James Carville thinks?
 
2020-05-22 9:48:53 AM  
He left out "orange."
 
2020-05-22 9:50:11 AM  

Insurgent: fark carville and every other third way dem. the fact that he says trump has no chance to win makes me think trump will win.


Suppress the Dem vote with apathy and drives a formerly nonpolitical internet cult to Trump.

Why is James Carville on TV?
His speculative opinions are harming Biden.
 
2020-05-22 9:52:26 AM  

Purple_Urkle: Why is James Carville on TV?


Because there are multiple cable infotainment networks with 24/7 programming and they need to dredge up bodies to fill those time slots?
 
2020-05-22 9:55:34 AM  

lilplatinum: Purple_Urkle: Why is James Carville on TV?

Because there are multiple cable infotainment networks with 24/7 programming and they need to dredge up bodies to fill those time slots?


So why put the GOP operative on?
Fair and balanced?
What is this?
Fox News?
 
2020-05-22 9:55:35 AM  

Purple_Urkle: Insurgent: fark carville and every other third way dem. the fact that he says trump has no chance to win makes me think trump will win.

Suppress the Dem vote with apathy and drives a formerly nonpolitical internet cult to Trump.

Why is James Carville on TV?
His speculative opinions are harming Biden.


Apathy? Huh. Not seeing a lot of that lately.

That's the thing with rump in my experience. You either love him or hate him. And if you love him you REALLY love him. And if you hate him, you REALLY hate him. Not bumping into a lot of apathy, at least around here in flyover country.
 
2020-05-22 9:58:23 AM  
This might be the key to breaking the Cult. They love to insult and make fun of everyone else. They love when Trump does it. If we can get everyone else to ridicule Trump constantly and loudly, the Cult will turn away from him. Because they cannot stand it when they are made fun of.

I know, almost everyone is already making fun of Trump. But we have to make it louder and more insulting. Buy a massive advertising campaign that does nothing but laugh at Trump. There are so many things to choose from. And all of them are appropriate to laugh at. Make sure the campaign reaches every corner of the Trumplands. Point out something stupid he said/did then show people laughing hysterically. No other comments are necessary. Just laughing. Maybe show something stupid he said/did then show Trumpers agreeing with it. Then show the laughing.

Could work?
 
2020-05-22 9:59:27 AM  

Purple_Urkle: lilplatinum: Purple_Urkle: Why is James Carville on TV?

Because there are multiple cable infotainment networks with 24/7 programming and they need to dredge up bodies to fill those time slots?

So why put the GOP operative on?
Fair and balanced?
What is this?
Fox News?


Carville isn't a GOP operative but they generally put diametrically opposed people on because watching them toss zingers at each other entertains the plebs that watch cable news.
 
2020-05-22 10:00:16 AM  

Purple_Urkle: lilplatinum: Purple_Urkle: Why is James Carville on TV?

Because there are multiple cable infotainment networks with 24/7 programming and they need to dredge up bodies to fill those time slots?

So why put the GOP operative on?
Fair and balanced?
What is this?
Fox News?


After all, putting him on let him toss fat jokes at the president, which got them press and people talking about it.
 
2020-05-22 10:01:02 AM  

Penguin_named_Nori: Purple_Urkle: Insurgent: fark carville and every other third way dem. the fact that he says trump has no chance to win makes me think trump will win.

Suppress the Dem vote with apathy and drives a formerly nonpolitical internet cult to Trump.

Why is James Carville on TV?
His speculative opinions are harming Biden.

Apathy? Huh. Not seeing a lot of that lately.

That's the thing with rump in my experience. You either love him or hate him. And if you love him you REALLY love him. And if you hate him, you REALLY hate him. Not bumping into a lot of apathy, at least around here in flyover country.


"Other people will vote so I don't have to"

A political campaign does not function on investor logic where promoting a "sure thing" causes a spike in investing.

Political campaigns need idiots to turn out to vote, the premature back patting, will cause them to not vote. On the flipside it causes the other side to turn out. The end result will look like 04 and 16 all over again.

You need people to vote, make them feel needed, tell them it's a tight race!
 
2020-05-22 10:02:11 AM  

lilplatinum: Carville isn't a GOP operative


Bwahahahaha

Would you like to buy The Moon, I'm selling it cheap!
 
2020-05-22 10:02:58 AM  

lilplatinum: Purple_Urkle: lilplatinum: Purple_Urkle: Why is James Carville on TV?

Because there are multiple cable infotainment networks with 24/7 programming and they need to dredge up bodies to fill those time slots?

So why put the GOP operative on?
Fair and balanced?
What is this?
Fox News?

After all, putting him on let him toss fat jokes at the president, which got them press and people talking about it.


Yeah, it gets formerly non political fat people talking. OOOPS!!!
 
2020-05-22 10:05:11 AM  

Purple_Urkle: lilplatinum: Carville isn't a GOP operative

Bwahahahaha

Would you like to buy The Moon, I'm selling it cheap!


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2020-05-22 10:07:23 AM  
"Now it doesn't matter whyyy, but I am friends with alligators."
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2020-05-22 10:08:24 AM  
Trump really doesn't need Roger Stone because he's got James Carville where idiots can hear his opinions.
 
2020-05-22 10:22:51 AM  
Hey, I have it on good authority that the Russia hoax was probably some 400 lb guy in a basement...with the initials DJT...married to his third wife...and he has tertiary syphilis. Also, he's morbidly obese.
 
2020-05-22 10:30:25 AM  
Hi, Bernie supporter here.

James Carville can go take his irrelevant ass back to farking retirement and limp his way to an early grave after what he pulled in the farking Democratic primaries. People need to stop giving this wingbag any form of speech and relegate him to the relevance he deserves.
 
2020-05-22 10:33:27 AM  
numbers17:
James Carville can go take his irrelevant ass back to farking retirement and limp his way to an early grave after what he pulled in the farking Democratic primaries. People need to stop giving this wingbag any form of speech and relegate him to the relevance he deserves.

You were pretty much right here but you mispelled Bernie Sanders as "james carville"
 
2020-05-22 10:40:58 AM  

lilplatinum: numbers17:
James Carville can go take his irrelevant ass back to farking retirement and limp his way to an early grave after what he pulled in the farking Democratic primaries. People need to stop giving this wingbag any form of speech and relegate him to the relevance he deserves.

You were pretty much right here but you mispelled Bernie Sanders as "james carville"


By trying to give healthcare to everyone? Carville was, unfortunately, an influential individual who along with some other people on MSNBC lost their goddamned minds at some Bernie wins. They made sure that their audience was aware that they believed Bernie to be a bigger threat than Trump was.

So take your disingenuous statement out of here. The only thing Bernie did was run and lose.
 
2020-05-22 10:42:11 AM  
Okay Joe Biden,
I need to to protect the food supply and point out the many ways Trump has harmed it. You can prevent the Fat Warriors from joining Trump if you protect the grocery stores which have been harmed by Trump's Covid-19 response.

"The food supply is endangered by Trump's agenda, we need your support to fill America's plates with foods free from pollutants. " - say it! Say it often!
 
2020-05-22 10:43:30 AM  

Purple_Urkle: Okay Joe Biden,
I need to to protect the food supply and point out the many ways Trump has harmed it. You can prevent the Fat Warriors from joining Trump if you protect the grocery stores which have been harmed by Trump's Covid-19 response.

"The food supply is endangered by Trump's agenda, we need your support to fill America's plates with foods free from pollutants. " - say it! Say it often!


I need you to!

Sorry for the typeo, I'm a bit freaked out after James Carville's big blunder.
 
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