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(Reuters)   Hedge funds wanna know who has coronavirus at the hedge fund. I mean, how can we gamble on stocks without a healthy hedge fund manager   ( divider line
    More: Interesting, Hedge fund, hedge funds, star manager, new line of investor questioning, Britain's hedge fund managers, Mutual fund, investor interest, important thing  
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2020-05-22 1:23:36 PM  
The funds should certainly report to investors any material changes to the management/analyst team. They don't need to state the cause. They can say "out on medical leave until further notice," or something to that effect.

I don't know about the UK, but in the US, HIPAA becomes a very real compliance concern when talking about an individual's health status.
2020-05-22 4:11:00 PM  
Can't all that just be dealt with from home?
2020-05-22 6:16:39 PM  
That's "stonks".

/pet peeve.
2020-05-22 9:44:01 PM  
I'm pretty sure that prior to the last few months fund managers weren't immortal.  Do whatever you did for any other health issue.
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