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(BBC-US)   With lockdown eased we had a lovely day at the seaside, Mum went paddling with little Amy. Dad showed Bobby how to make sand castles. Uncle Jim curled one out and left his pants on it. The ice creams. The...wait. What?   (bbc.com) divider line
    More: Sick, Toilet, Feces, National Trust, sands of Brean Down, lockdown day-trippers, popular beach, Outhouse, June Day  
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2020-05-22 9:44:51 AM  
The Trust said it was "working to open the toilets" as soon as it could.

Well until you do, people gotta pee/poop and will do it wherever they can.
It's a bodily function, like breathing.
When you gotta go you gotta go.

/No, I'm not Uncle Jim
 
2020-05-22 10:01:22 AM  
"One man told me he was standing on land that doesn't belong to me, so he was fine doing it.

"then you should be fine with being chased away with a cricket bat"
 
2020-05-22 10:54:11 AM  
Truly a shining example of the Best of British.
 
2020-05-22 10:55:43 AM  
"My husband walked the dog the other day and he stepped over three lots of human faeces

Honey, San Francisco is not the town for you if dodging piles of human shiat bothers you.
 
2020-05-22 11:00:12 AM  
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2020-05-22 11:00:34 AM  
I thought we didn't have poop threads any more.
 
2020-05-22 11:01:12 AM  
Hard to feel too sympathetic because public restrooms are essential to health. Human faeces contamination is why many severe diseases run rampant in 3rd world countries.

The people who made the decision to shut down restrooms have ensured that conditions are as unsafe as possible.
 
2020-05-22 11:04:18 AM  
You'll find as you get older, kids, that when nature calls you have about ten minutes before you poop yourself to find a toilet.
 
2020-05-22 11:09:56 AM  
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2020-05-22 11:12:00 AM  
You could probably make a fortune selling it in Craigslist 🤔
 
2020-05-22 11:13:17 AM  
Those people need to follow the unwritten rule of backpacking when you need to drop a deuce ,

1. dig a hole .
2. drop a nickle , penny or steel slug in the hole.
3. fill the hole with your mess.
4. cover with dirt.

This way "treasure hunters"  can earn a "prize" for their efforts.
 
2020-05-22 11:21:57 AM  
Fark the people that closed the bathrooms.
 
2020-05-22 11:29:09 AM  
I don't really feel for the homeowners. If you don't understand the downsides of living within a tourist attraction, that's on you.

With that being said, I would track down the rogue pooper and drop a deuce on his driveway.
 
2020-05-22 11:29:53 AM  

Yellow Beard: "My husband walked the dog the other day and he stepped over three lots of human faeces

Honey, San Francisco is not the town for you if dodging piles of human shiat bothers you.


Well since as far as I can tell she's not in San Francisco, I think she may have a valid complaint.
 
2020-05-22 11:31:07 AM  

Evil Mackerel: Those people need to follow the unwritten rule of backpacking when you need to drop a deuce ,

1. dig a hole .
2. drop a nickle , penny or steel slug in the hole.
3. fill the hole with your mess.
4. cover with dirt.

This way "treasure hunters"  can earn a "prize" for their efforts.


*Morgan Freeman voice*: people with metal detectors rarely find shiat. But poor Bob found some shiat. Literally.

He's now also a nickel richer.

Bob has sold his metal detector and has given up the treasure hunting life for good, now.
 
2020-05-22 11:35:03 AM  
Saw there was no Florida tag so I knew it had to be Great Britain.
 
2020-05-22 11:44:26 AM  
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2020-05-22 12:27:13 PM  

TheVirginMarty: Hard to feel too sympathetic because public restrooms are essential to health. Human faeces contamination is why many severe diseases run rampant in 3rd world countries.

The people who made the decision to shut down restrooms have ensured that conditions are as unsafe as possible.


Do you really expect governments to make smart decisions ?
 
2020-05-22 12:28:03 PM  

Moroning: You'll find as you get older, kids, that when nature calls you have about ten minutes before you poop yourself to find a toilet.


Verified.
 
2020-05-22 12:29:38 PM  

tuxq: I don't really feel for the homeowners. If you don't understand the downsides of living within a tourist attraction, that's on you.

With that being said, I would track down the rogue pooper and drop a deuce on his driveway.


Rocksalt works wonders.....
 
2020-05-22 12:37:24 PM  

Moroning: You'll find as you get older, kids, that when nature calls you have about ten minutes before you poop yourself to find a toilet.


Things I wish I hadn't read today:

1/ that
 
2020-05-22 1:00:21 PM  

OlderGuy: TheVirginMarty: Hard to feel too sympathetic because public restrooms are essential to health. Human faeces contamination is why many severe diseases run rampant in 3rd world countries.

The people who made the decision to shut down restrooms have ensured that conditions are as unsafe as possible.

Do you really expect governments to make smart decisions ?


Start? When did anyone stop? I bet some Karen thought that they'd finally be free of the plebs by keeping the bathrooms locked and made that decision.
 
2020-05-22 1:15:58 PM  

TheVirginMarty: OlderGuy: TheVirginMarty: Hard to feel too sympathetic because public restrooms are essential to health. Human faeces contamination is why many severe diseases run rampant in 3rd world countries.

The people who made the decision to shut down restrooms have ensured that conditions are as unsafe as possible.

Do you really expect governments to make smart decisions ?

Start? When did anyone stop? I bet some Karen thought that they'd finally be free of the plebs by keeping the bathrooms locked and made that decision.


No Shait ! Lots of shait.
 
2020-05-22 1:30:26 PM  

TheVirginMarty: OlderGuy: TheVirginMarty: Hard to feel too sympathetic because public restrooms are essential to health. Human faeces contamination is why many severe diseases run rampant in 3rd world countries.

The people who made the decision to shut down restrooms have ensured that conditions are as unsafe as possible.

Do you really expect governments to make smart decisions ?

Start? When did anyone stop? I bet some Karen thought that they'd finally be free of the plebs by keeping the bathrooms locked and made that decision.


This reminds me of a friend of mine who was invited to watch the 4th of July NYC fireworks from an office tower right near the river. He said the views were fantastic. Unfortunately someone decided to lock all of the rest rooms. So, large crowd, consuming alcohol quickly with no restrooms. He said he doubted any of the live plants on the viewing floor survived.
 
2020-05-22 1:56:38 PM  
Good job, subby! Got the mental image just right.


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2020-05-22 2:02:05 PM  

Dead for Tax Reasons: "One man told me he was standing on land that doesn't belong to me, so he was fine doing it.

"then you should be fine with being chased away with a cricket bat"


Paint ball gun.
 
2020-05-22 2:08:25 PM  

Gravitationally Challenged: TheVirginMarty: OlderGuy: TheVirginMarty: Hard to feel too sympathetic because public restrooms are essential to health. Human faeces contamination is why many severe diseases run rampant in 3rd world countries.

The people who made the decision to shut down restrooms have ensured that conditions are as unsafe as possible.

Do you really expect governments to make smart decisions ?

Start? When did anyone stop? I bet some Karen thought that they'd finally be free of the plebs by keeping the bathrooms locked and made that decision.

This reminds me of a friend of mine who was invited to watch the 4th of July NYC fireworks from an office tower right near the river. He said the views were fantastic. Unfortunately someone decided to lock all of the rest rooms. So, large crowd, consuming alcohol quickly with no restrooms. He said he doubted any of the live plants on the viewing floor survived.


Peon plants....
 
2020-05-22 2:10:02 PM  

kore: Good job, subby! Got the mental image just right.


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Gotta move just right to get that swirl.....
 
2020-05-22 5:05:04 PM  
... to say nothing of the dog
 
2020-05-22 6:47:22 PM  
Oh, the Weird and Wacky Places You'll Shiat, a Little Golden Book Travel Adventure.  With ez-tear flushable pages.
 
2020-05-22 6:51:54 PM  
Walker:
When you gotta go you gotta go.

Every shiat is an emergency!

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6 days ago  

OlderGuy: Moroning: You'll find as you get older, kids, that when nature calls you have about ten minutes before you poop yourself to find a toilet.

Verified.


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