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(Newsweek)   Trump hopes to infect world leaders by still hosting the G-7   (newsweek.com) divider line
    More: Murica, President of the United States, President Donald Trump, White House, person G-7 meeting, White House Press Secretary, Donald Trump, terms of our country, virtual meeting  
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2020-05-21 10:43:47 PM  
22 votes:
What if you hosted a G7 and no one came?
 
2020-05-22 7:45:57 AM  
15 votes:
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Time for the sequel.
 
2020-05-22 7:45:10 AM  
13 votes:

fragMasterFlash: What if the G6 held a virtual meeting instead and didn't invite Trump?


"The invite link to Zoom redirects me to a video stream of different animals pooping."

"Are you sure? It worked for me..."
 
2020-05-21 11:12:09 PM  
12 votes:

cretinbob: What if you hosted a G7 and no one came?


Goddammit.

G1.

*sad trombone*
 
2020-05-22 8:12:41 AM  
8 votes:

wood0366: fragMasterFlash: What if the G6 held a virtual meeting instead and didn't invite Trump?

"The invite link to Zoom redirects me to a video stream of different animals pooping."

"Are you sure? It worked for me..."


That'd be embarrassingly awesome.

"We seem to be having trouble with your feed, Mr Trump. Can you repeat that?"

[no sound, as they have him on mute]

"While they sort that out, let's continue."
 
2020-05-22 7:46:36 AM  
8 votes:
Sorry, I'm washing my hands that day.
 
2020-05-22 7:37:16 AM  
8 votes:
Hey World Leaders! Remember the spoiled, petulant c*nt who can take ANY situation and make it worse just by being in the room? Well, great news! He's been repeatedly exposed to a deadly virus, he refuses to wear a mask, and HE WANTS YOU TO VISIT HIM IN PERSON.
 
2020-05-22 7:51:00 AM  
6 votes:

Barricaded Gunman: Hey World Leaders! Remember the spoiled, petulant c*nt who can take ANY situation and make it worse just by being in the room? Well, great news! He's been repeatedly exposed to a deadly virus, he refuses to wear a mask, and HE WANTS YOU TO VISIT HIM IN PERSON.


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You mean this guy?
 
2020-05-22 8:31:39 AM  
5 votes:
Boy, a lot libs here are willing to weaken America standing as the number one nation in the world just to ensure their hatred of a success president doesn't get a few photo ops with world leaders.
 
2020-05-22 7:38:50 AM  
5 votes:
Lol. What normal person would give up the opportunity to avoid seeing trump in person?
 
2020-05-22 8:22:09 AM  
4 votes:
Angela called and said that her cat needed waxing at that time so she will need to take a rain check.
 
2020-05-22 8:19:13 AM  
4 votes:
I've seen suggestions in the past that to avoid civil unrest from protestors that they hold conferences like that on an aircraft carrier.

I understand the USS Theodore Roosevelt is available

/ Apology notes will read "Sorry I cannot attend. I have a schedule conflict because I need to attend the G6 around that date"
 
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2020-05-22 11:28:51 AM  
2 votes:
I hope my leader sends a robot with a picture of his face taped to its robot head.
 
2020-05-22 10:51:47 AM  
2 votes:

OMFG Help Us: Angela called and said that her cat needed waxing at that time so she will need to take a rain check.


It got garbled in translation, but what she's having waxed isn't really a "cat," exactly.
 
2020-05-22 8:55:51 AM  
2 votes:
Can't see me laughing at you when I wear this.....AND I'm less likely to catch (or spread) Covid-Cooties.  Who is "winning" now?
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2020-05-22 8:37:12 AM  
2 votes:

snowshovel: Boy, a lot libs here are willing to weaken America standing as the number one nation in the world just to ensure their hatred of a success president doesn't get a few photo ops with world leaders.


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2020-05-22 8:33:09 AM  
2 votes:

ArcadianRefugee: wood0366: fragMasterFlash: What if the G6 held a virtual meeting instead and didn't invite Trump?

"The invite link to Zoom redirects me to a video stream of different animals pooping."

"Are you sure? It worked for me..."

That'd be embarrassingly awesome.

"We seem to be having trouble with your feed, Mr Trump. Can you repeat that?"

[no sound, as they have him on mute]

"While they sort that out, let's continue."


Everytime Trump tries to talk, someone's unmuted and typing on a Model M.
 
2020-05-22 7:31:51 AM  
2 votes:

fragMasterFlash: What if the G6 held a virtual meeting instead and didn't invite Trump?


Trump would be having flashbacks to being cut out of the NY socialite scene.

Followed shortly by nuclear missile launches.
 
2020-05-22 8:19:10 AM  
1 vote:

ecmoRandomNumbers: cretinbob: What if you hosted a G7 and no one came?

Goddammit.

G1.

*sad trombone*


BINGO!

/you guys are slipping
 
2020-05-22 7:29:33 AM  
1 vote:
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2020-05-22 7:21:15 AM  
1 vote:
We're still a member?!
 
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