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(Newsweek)   Trump hopes to infect world leaders by still hosting the G-7   (newsweek.com) divider line
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2020-05-22 2:25:26 AM  
37 votes:
What if the G6 held a virtual meeting instead and didn't invite Trump?
 
2020-05-22 1:32:30 AM  
28 votes:
If the plan is to hold it at the White House proper (as opposed to Camp David), then the plan almost certainly includes having the ambassadors and diplomats and dignitaries and heads of state stay at the Post Office Motel. Even without covid-19 being a problem, the G6 would be right to tell Trump to eat a dick with that plan of his.
 
2020-05-22 7:37:16 AM  
20 votes:
Hey World Leaders! Remember the spoiled, petulant c*nt who can take ANY situation and make it worse just by being in the room? Well, great news! He's been repeatedly exposed to a deadly virus, he refuses to wear a mask, and HE WANTS YOU TO VISIT HIM IN PERSON.
 
2020-05-22 7:19:34 AM  
20 votes:
I wonder how long the US will remain part of the G7?
 
2020-05-22 12:03:59 AM  
20 votes:
"But White House Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany declined to elaborate on the response from world leaders."

I bet we all can guess. "Fark that", but in polite diplomatic terms.
 
2020-05-21 10:43:47 PM  
20 votes:
What if you hosted a G7 and no one came?
 
2020-05-22 7:45:57 AM  
15 votes:
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Time for the sequel.
 
2020-05-22 7:37:32 AM  
12 votes:
World leaders:  You going to wear a mask?

Trump: I get tested everyday.

WL: Your test aren't 100%.  Tell us you'll wear a mask, and we'll consider it.

Trump: All the time?

WL: Yes, all the time, even in front of cameras.

Trump: You promise no one will make fun of me?

WL: We promise to try to make sure no one makes fun of your mask.

Trump: No, I mean, me, in general.

WL: *sigh* We see you after the election.  Maybe.
 
2020-05-22 7:37:42 AM  
10 votes:
It would make me laugh my arse off if they said no thanks and instead invited Biden and Obama as guests of honor.  The toddler in chief would rage tweet himself into an aneurysm.  Because he's morbidly obese and has tertiary syphilis...
 
2020-05-22 7:31:51 AM  
9 votes:

fragMasterFlash: What if the G6 held a virtual meeting instead and didn't invite Trump?


Trump would be having flashbacks to being cut out of the NY socialite scene.

Followed shortly by nuclear missile launches.
 
2020-05-22 8:01:26 AM  
6 votes:

rummonkey: Barricaded Gunman: Hey World Leaders! Remember the spoiled, petulant c*nt who can take ANY situation and make it worse just by being in the room? Well, great news! He's been repeatedly exposed to a deadly virus, he refuses to wear a mask, and HE WANTS YOU TO VISIT HIM IN PERSON.

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You mean this guy?


Christ, what an asshole.
 
2020-05-22 8:14:49 AM  
5 votes:
pretty obvious that he's gonna stamp his feet and demand everyone show up, a bunch or all nations say no, what's left of American foreign power erodes a little more.  Obvious enough that doing this is almost purposefully hurting America.
 
2020-05-22 7:54:39 AM  
5 votes:
Just a photo op for him.  The other leaders can send cardboard standees.  He'll knock one down to get to the front.
 
2020-05-22 7:21:15 AM  
5 votes:
We're still a member?!
 
2020-05-22 8:39:51 AM  
4 votes:

snowshovel: Boy, a lot libs here are willing to weaken America standing as the number one nation in the world just to ensure their hatred of a success president doesn't get a few photo ops with world leaders.


amazing every word of what you just said was wrong
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2020-05-22 8:36:08 AM  
4 votes:

snowshovel: Boy, a lot libs here are willing to weaken America standing as the number one nation in the world just to ensure their hatred of a success president doesn't get a few photo ops with world leaders.


Performance art or stupid bullsh*t?

YOU be the judge.
 
2020-05-21 10:58:05 PM  
4 votes:
Does seem like a good excuse to cancel it this year.
 
2020-05-22 8:55:51 AM  
3 votes:
Can't see me laughing at you when I wear this.....AND I'm less likely to catch (or spread) Covid-Cooties.  Who is "winning" now?
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2020-05-22 8:52:12 AM  
3 votes:
I'm pretty sure that the least thing the actual world leaders want is to hear our tiny-handed obese orange treasonweasel blurt out more self-congratulations, virtual or not. The less a foreign government official has to deal with his nonsense, the happier they will be.
 
2020-05-22 8:10:58 AM  
3 votes:

resident dystopian: "It looks like G7 may be on because we've done well," Trump told reporters Thursday. "We're ahead of schedule in terms of our country, and some of the other countries are doing very well. It looks like G7 will be on-a full G7."


So says the Energizer Bunny of bullshiat and lies.
/jeezus, i wish he would have his rallies, with his followers packed in
like farking whos in whoville at Xmastime.


Ahead of schedule?  The schedule was 0 back in March.
 
2020-05-22 8:04:26 AM  
3 votes:

CarnySaur: There's nothing that will convince him that this pandemic is nothing more than an inconvenience to him.


I think he may understand the disease is real, since he permits testing and stuff at the White House even if he feels he has to burnish his strongman image in public.

He definitely believes that the economic disruptions and statistics on things like total deaths are plots to sabotage his re-election using the disease as an excuse.
 
2020-05-22 8:01:11 AM  
3 votes:
Shun the dope.
 
2020-05-22 10:46:56 AM  
2 votes:

whatshisname: I wonder how long the US will remain part of the G7?


As long as we are the world's biggest consumer and second biggest manufacturer, I imagine.
 
2020-05-22 9:57:02 AM  
2 votes:

snowshovel: Boy, a lot libs here are willing to weaken America standing as the number one nation in the world just to ensure their hatred of a success president doesn't get a few photo ops with world leaders.


WTF is a "success president", comrade?
 
2020-05-22 9:37:24 AM  
2 votes:

snowshovel: Boy, a lot libs here are willing to weaken America standing as the number one nation in the world just to ensure their hatred of a success president doesn't get a few photo ops with world leaders.


You really have a problem distinguishing between reality and fantasy, don't you?
 
2020-05-22 7:48:08 AM  
2 votes:

whatshisname: I wonder how long the US will remain part of the G7?


Depends on how many snub him for his little party
 
2020-05-22 7:38:50 AM  
2 votes:
Lol. What normal person would give up the opportunity to avoid seeing trump in person?
 
2020-05-22 7:32:32 AM  
2 votes:
"It looks like G7 may be on because we've done well," Trump told reporters Thursday. "We're ahead of schedule in terms of our country, and some of the other countries are doing very well. It looks like G7 will be on-a full G7."


So says the Energizer Bunny of bullshiat and lies.
/jeezus, i wish he would have his rallies, with his followers packed in
like farking whos in whoville at Xmastime.
 
2020-05-22 10:51:47 AM  
1 vote:

OMFG Help Us: Angela called and said that her cat needed waxing at that time so she will need to take a rain check.


It got garbled in translation, but what she's having waxed isn't really a "cat," exactly.
 
2020-05-22 10:08:51 AM  
1 vote:
A lot of G7 leaders take commercial flights. They don't have or want an air force one with special pizza freezers and a Gold toilet to carry them around. Is a meeting even possible now?
 
2020-05-22 8:39:19 AM  
1 vote:
There are going to be some fingers pointed when Putin shows up in their eventual teleconference on Zoom instead of a physical meeting (someone must have given him the code for the meeting by mistake), and since America is hosting we decide he should stay on since Trump spent most of the 2019 G-7 arguing that they should invite Russia back in.
 
2020-05-22 8:32:53 AM  
1 vote:
He really wants to go all in on pretending to be president before the election, doesn't he?

World leaders can stay home.  There is no one of consequence in the U.S. government to meet with at the moment.  Wait until January when we start rebuilding the place and have actual leadership again.
 
2020-05-22 8:19:19 AM  
1 vote:
they gonna have it at mar a lago ?

i think a lot of the original cover up of #s in florida is a direct result of Mar A Lago being the epicenter of infection in Florida

the # of cases that came out of that place, the # of dignitaries infected etc
 
2020-05-22 8:19:10 AM  
1 vote:

ecmoRandomNumbers: cretinbob: What if you hosted a G7 and no one came?

Goddammit.

G1.

*sad trombone*


BINGO!

/you guys are slipping
 
2020-05-22 7:46:55 AM  
1 vote:
There's nothing that will convince him that this pandemic is nothing more than an inconvenience to him.
 
2020-05-22 7:29:33 AM  
1 vote:
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2020-05-22 7:28:53 AM  
1 vote:
"According to the White House, Trump discussed his intentions with French President Emmanuel Macron on Wednesday. But White House Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany declined to elaborate on the response from world leaders."

"fark No!" in a french accent.

Although this is a step up from having it at Mar-a-Covid.
 
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