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(TMZ)   Orange toddler spotted wearing mask at Ford plant   (tmz.com) divider line
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4236 clicks; posted to Politics » on 22 May 2020 at 2:09 AM (11 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2020-05-21 9:52:13 PM  
Haha.  Now he looks like a wimp to the MAGAts.
 
2020-05-21 9:52:16 PM  
Boy howdy, to be a fly in the room when that pic shows up on his twit feed.
 
2020-05-21 9:52:47 PM  
It didn't improve his posture any.
 
2020-05-21 9:57:46 PM  
Huh. His face diaper has the presidential seal on it.
 
2020-05-21 10:17:56 PM  
OK, Fark, photoshop that mother!!!
 
2020-05-21 10:20:17 PM  
But...he said he wouldn't!  What happened?
 
2020-05-21 10:21:14 PM  
LOL IT HAD TO HAVE THE SEAL ON IT? 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 
2020-05-21 10:22:32 PM  

Znuh: LOL IT HAD TO HAVE THE SEAL ON IT? 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


Surprised it wasn't bright red
 
2020-05-21 10:25:11 PM  
What was the point of getting specially made Presidential Seal masks if you don't wear them/sell them?
 
2020-05-21 10:32:46 PM  
I love the pissy look he gives the photographer
 
2020-05-21 10:38:09 PM  
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Fuzzy pic, no EXIF data
 
2020-05-21 10:46:17 PM  
Why does he stand like he has a stick up his ass?
 
2020-05-21 10:51:47 PM  
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2020-05-21 11:08:40 PM  

Circusdog320: Why does he stand like he has a stick up his ass?


Because someone once told him that when he leans forward so his tie hangs straight down, it makes him look thin
 
2020-05-21 11:10:10 PM  
Different angle here:

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2020-05-21 11:14:13 PM  
Hah! Meadows looks pissed.
 
2020-05-21 11:21:36 PM  
Hey, if this makes dumbfarks start wearing masks to stop spreading magavirus I'm all for it
 
2020-05-21 11:24:53 PM  

Circusdog320: Why does he stand like he has a stick up his ass?


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That's how his centaur docks, with a yuuuge black curved number
 
2020-05-21 11:34:01 PM  
 
2020-05-21 11:37:26 PM  
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2020-05-22 2:11:28 AM  
Why can't he get a better tailor?
 
2020-05-22 2:12:50 AM  

markie_farkie: Different angle here:

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HAHA The mask can't even cover his double chin.
 
2020-05-22 2:14:53 AM  
Interesting that TMZ posted this, I thought they were pretty buddy buddy with Trump. Enough that the owner was talking directly to him during the 2016 campaign and purposely running stories to make Hillary look bad and Trump look good (or at least less bad).
 
2020-05-22 2:15:25 AM  

Circusdog320: Why does he stand like he has a stick up his ass?


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2020-05-22 2:15:35 AM  
Chub Zero
 
2020-05-22 2:15:49 AM  

BlousyBrown: Why can't he get a better tailor?


My husband can get a suit fitted, and he looks damn good. Why does the president look like he's wearing a giants clothing. AND HE'S A FAT FARKING GIANT! JFC already.
 
2020-05-22 2:16:00 AM  

Tanqueray: Huh. His face diaper has the presidential seal on it.


Eh.. Obama would have probably had a presidential seal on his. Of all the things that are funny about this, the seal isn't really one of them.
 
2020-05-22 2:16:28 AM  

BlousyBrown: BlousyBrown: Why can't he get a better tailor?

My husband can get a suit fitted, and he looks damn good. Why does the president look like he's wearing a giants clothing. AND HE'S A FAT FARKING GIANT! JFC already.


Fat people dress baggy to hide their fat.
 
2020-05-22 2:16:29 AM  

centrifugal bumblepuppy: [Fark user image 728x546]Fuzzy pic, no EXIF data


What a wuss!

Ha, ha, ha, ha.

Not so much of an alpaca male now, huh?

Such a cuck.
 
2020-05-22 2:18:44 AM  

sithon: I love the pissy look he gives the photographer


These two were certainly glaring the photographers down. That idiot chief of staff looks stupidly combative. And of course, he stubbornly and stupidly refused to wear a mask, because he prefers following the example of his dumbass master rather than the advice of epidemiologists and disease experts.
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2020-05-22 2:20:54 AM  

centrifugal bumblepuppy: Circusdog320: Why does he stand like he has a stick up his ass?

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That's how his centaur docks, with a yuuuge black curved number


The back end is composed of Lindsey Graham and Mark Meadows.
 
2020-05-22 2:21:01 AM  
He had to smell his own breath for a minute, that must have sucked for him.
 
2020-05-22 2:23:14 AM  
JFC he put a mask on for once. Can't you all give a little credit to
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2020-05-22 2:24:18 AM  
He has said he's been tested daily, including Thursday morning

In the most word salad way possible.

"And I tested very positively in another sense. So this morning, I tested positively toward negative, right? So no, I tested perfectly this morning. Meaning I tested negative. But that's a way of saying it: Positively toward the negative."
 
2020-05-22 2:27:54 AM  

BlousyBrown: BlousyBrown: Why can't he get a better tailor?

My husband can get a suit fitted, and he looks damn good. Why does the president look like he's wearing a giants clothing. AND HE'S A FAT FARKING GIANT! JFC already.


He purposely wears baggy clothes in an effort to disguise his weight and knock knees.
He's always worn baggy pants to hide those knock knees.
He's not always successful in hiding them though.
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For whatever reason, he and Trump Junior can never find a decent tailor.
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2020-05-22 2:29:21 AM  

raerae1980: But...he said he wouldn't!  What happened?


Ivanka wore it for him first.
 
2020-05-22 2:30:03 AM  
"Pretty much every doctor -- from Dr. Fauci on down -- has said people who might be positive for the virus are the ones who ABSOLUTELY need to wear a mask to protect others. So, if Trump felt he was at risk, why did he not protect others?"

Because he doesn't give a flying fark about anyone other than himself?

Why should he be mildly inconvenienced for a few minutes just so YOU won't die drowning on your own phlegm?
 
2020-05-22 2:30:45 AM  

powhound: JFC he put a mask on for once. Can't you all give a little credit to
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We don't particularly want him to survive. But it would increase our chances of survival if he publicly told the protesters and the non-mask wearers to take this as seriously as he does.
 
2020-05-22 2:30:49 AM  

BlousyBrown: Why can't he get a better tailor?


Maybe he's a yuuuge Talking Heads fan?
 
2020-05-22 2:31:13 AM  

Hey Nurse!: raerae1980: But...he said he wouldn't!  What happened?

Ivanka wore it for him first.


Those were the wrong lips she was covering though.

/only way to get him to wear it
//I'm gonna go hurl now
 
2020-05-22 2:33:12 AM  

philodough: sithon: I love the pissy look he gives the photographer

These two were certainly glaring the photographers down. That idiot chief of staff looks stupidly combative. And of course, he stubbornly and stupidly refused to wear a mask, because he prefers following the example of his dumbass master rather than the advice of epidemiologists and disease experts.
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That's a Mike Pence stare. Maybe he's trying to convince Trunk to put him on the ticket?
 
2020-05-22 2:33:31 AM  

BlousyBrown: BlousyBrown: Why can't he get a better tailor?

My husband can get a suit fitted, and he looks damn good. Why does the president look like he's wearing a giants clothing. AND HE'S A FAT FARKING GIANT! JFC already.



Easy -- Your husband probably doesn't mind having to stand up for a minute or two while they are trying to take measurements. Much harder to do sitting down, especially when you blatantly lie about your weight on top of that.

/Trump does look like he shops of the 'irregular' rack at the local thrift store to safe a buck.
 
2020-05-22 2:33:51 AM  

nicholas m schumacher: Chub Zero


You win the internet this evening, sir.
 
2020-05-22 2:33:59 AM  

Peki: Hey Nurse!: raerae1980: But...he said he wouldn't!  What happened?

Ivanka wore it for him first.

Those were the wrong lips she was covering though.

/only way to get him to wear it
//I'm gonna go hurl now


That's what I was implying. I just don't want to be that crass.
 
2020-05-22 2:35:45 AM  

Circusdog320: Why does he stand like he has a stick up his ass?


He wears shoe lifts, which he thinks make him look taller.  Maybe they do, but it's the starting point for his weird posture.

He wears ill-fitting suits, because he's cheap or thinks baggy suits make him look thin.  He then has people Photoshop his publicity photos, so his ill-fitting suits fit properly.

He doesn't fasten the front of his suit jacket, because his suits don't fit right.  He's morbidly-obese and he doesn't know how clothes work.  From a profile, the open jacket makes him look fatter.  It adds to his weird profile posture.

He wears long ties, because he thinks it makes him look taller.  It doesn't.  It just reinforces the fact he doesn't know how clothes work.

Oh, and he's a dumbass and an asshole.
 
2020-05-22 2:36:06 AM  

Excelsior: "Pretty much every doctor -- from Dr. Fauci on down -- has said people who might be positive for the virus are the ones who ABSOLUTELY need to wear a mask to protect others. So, if Trump felt he was at risk, why did he not protect others?"

Because he doesn't give a flying fark about anyone other than himself?

Why should he be mildly inconvenienced for a few minutes just so YOU won't die drowning on your own phlegm?


People who might be positive for the virus are literally all the people, everywhere.
 
2020-05-22 2:36:37 AM  

philodough: BlousyBrown: BlousyBrown: Why can't he get a better tailor?

My husband can get a suit fitted, and he looks damn good. Why does the president look like he's wearing a giants clothing. AND HE'S A FAT FARKING GIANT! JFC already.

He purposely wears baggy clothes in an effort to disguise his weight and knock knees.
He's always worn baggy pants to hide those knock knees.
He's not always successful in hiding them though.
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For whatever reason, he and Trump Junior can never find a decent tailor.
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A little shocking they can't find a good tailor in NY.  You can go to the any suit for 99 bucks guy and Georgia and get something that looks better.
 
2020-05-22 2:40:55 AM  
He looks like Ralphie walking down the stairs in the bunny suit
 
2020-05-22 2:41:06 AM  

philodough: sithon: I love the pissy look he gives the photographer

These two were certainly glaring the photographers down. That idiot chief of staff looks stupidly combative. And of course, he stubbornly and stupidly refused to wear a mask, because he prefers following the example of his dumbass master rather than the advice of epidemiologists and disease experts.
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And then, there's Jared, the sentient Real Doll
 
2020-05-22 2:44:00 AM  
Holy shiat, I never thought to check the TMZ comment sections before. They are a bigger disaster area than Foxnews.com or theHill.com!

Well, Fark, it was a good 15 years or whatever, but I have found a new home!
 
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