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(San Francisco Chronicle)   Hundreds of mysterious crop circles suddenly appear all over the country. I'm saying it's aliens   (sfchronicle.com) divider line
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2020-05-21 9:21:36 PM  
Cheeky bastards is making fun of us now. They give us the COVID then give us "Social Distancing Crop Circles" WTF?
 
2020-05-21 9:28:39 PM  
I love that the paletero is out there before the circles are even close to occupied. Now they need an elotero.
 
2020-05-21 9:43:15 PM  
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2020-05-22 3:40:57 AM  
With human nature in mind, The first war between the circles starts tomorrow....
 
2020-05-22 4:01:41 AM  
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Oh subby, definitely not aliens. Crop circles are the work of the devil. Sigh.
 
2020-05-22 4:06:59 AM  
Circle in the grass
Round and round
Never ending love is what we've found
 
2020-05-22 4:09:05 AM  
Worst Venn diagram evar.
 
2020-05-22 4:15:59 AM  

sleep lack: Circle in the grass
Round and round
Never ending love is what we've found


With love we'll find a way just give it time
 
2020-05-22 4:31:04 AM  
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                                                                                                   "COVID... GET YER COVID.."
 
2020-05-22 5:38:57 AM  

thepeterd: [Fark user image image 425x615]
Oh subby, definitely not aliens. Crop circles are the work of the devil. Sigh.


I live in Hertfordshire, so I'm really getting a kick out of that.
 
2020-05-22 6:41:23 AM  
ATTEMPT NO LANDINGS HERE. YOU'LL GET STUPID ON YOU.
 
2020-05-22 6:46:10 AM  
We still have crops here?
 
2020-05-22 7:32:58 AM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: ATTEMPT NO LANDINGS HERE. YOU'LL GET STUPID ON YOU.


They can greatly lessen the chance of that by staying out of the politics tab.
 
2020-05-22 7:51:28 AM  
See that nerd over there by himself? Yeah.  Circle takes the square.
 
2020-05-22 7:51:46 AM  
One beach ball and it all goes to hell.
 
2020-05-22 8:03:50 AM  

thepeterd: [Fark user image 425x615]
Oh subby, definitely not aliens. Crop circles are the work of the devil. Sigh.


The Devil is an alien.
 
2020-05-22 8:10:07 AM  
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2020-05-22 8:55:17 AM  
Aliens, you won't find Real Mericans (R) that would do that kind of work.
 
2020-05-22 12:35:30 PM  

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Stolen
 
2020-05-22 5:38:04 PM  
Anyone notice that Giorgio Tsoukalos has decided to wear his crest shorter, obviously so that he could walk among the population unnoticed.
 
2020-05-22 8:13:30 PM  
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2020-05-22 9:46:49 PM  
Circles In The Grass sounds like some hippy song from some '60s band from San Francisco.
 
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