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2020-05-21 7:06:51 PM  
So, Sunday?
 
2020-05-21 7:08:23 PM  
She outfoxed him again; he was damned if he didn't, and now...he's a pushover.
 
2020-05-21 7:08:36 PM  

cretinbob: So, Sunday?


Well aren't you just the optimist.
 
2020-05-21 7:09:33 PM  
Woo hoo! 25,000 Benghazis in 6 Scaramuccis.

/Sigh
 
2020-05-21 7:14:40 PM  
Mission Accomplished.
 
2020-05-21 7:18:38 PM  
The best part is cheering this on. Truely the best of unhinged times
 
2020-05-21 7:20:10 PM  
This was entirely his idea, of course.

No one ever thought to fly flags at half staff before.
 
2020-05-21 7:27:06 PM  

ImpendingCynic: This was entirely his idea, of course.

No one ever thought to fly flags at half staff before.


It was the Dem coalition that forced him into it.
 
2020-05-21 7:27:36 PM  
Trump was trolled and bit, but I don't care. It's wholly appropriate to fly the flags at half-staff to recognize and honor this many dead Americans.
 
2020-05-21 7:34:06 PM  

enry: Woo hoo! 25,000 Benghazis in 6 Scaramuccis.

/Sigh


I can't funny or smart this because it's so sad.
 
2020-05-21 7:36:08 PM  
94,965
 
2020-05-21 7:37:02 PM  

enry: Woo hoo! 25,000 Benghazis in 6 Scaramuccis.

/Sigh


That's a lot of arugula.
 
2020-05-21 7:46:26 PM  

enry: Woo hoo! 25,000 Benghazis in 6 Scaramuccis.

/Sigh


What's that in hogsheads?

/was told there would be no math, etc
 
2020-05-21 7:47:08 PM  
Now 96,280.  May the families of the dead find peace.  It didn't have to be this way.
 
2020-05-21 7:50:08 PM  

pxlboy: enry: Woo hoo! 25,000 Benghazis in 6 Scaramuccis.

/Sigh

What's that in hogsheads?

/was told there would be no math, etc


All within the space of 3066 Rhode Islands, including the Providence Plantations.
Sad.
 
2020-05-21 7:56:11 PM  

oa330_man: enry: Woo hoo! 25,000 Benghazis in 6 Scaramuccis.

/Sigh

I can't funny or smart this because it's so sad.


I hope it makes you angry enough to vote in every election so crap like this never happens again.
 
2020-05-21 8:02:10 PM  
People do die.
 
2020-05-21 8:14:43 PM  

FlyingBacon: People do die.


May I kill you, then?  Of course not.  I would be taking years from your life, maybe 40 or 50, years with your family, friends (I assume you have both).  You wouldn't let me do it even if it meant I could make $100,000 and I promised to give your nearest and dearest half.  Well, assuming each person who died had only one year of life left.  Trump's incompetence has led to the loss of 96,000 years of life.  Even if you say he's only responsible for half or a quarter, that's about 23,000 years of lost life.  Even if you want to say he's responsible for only 1/10, that's 9600 years of lost life, lost memories for their friends and families.  And, most of those 96,000 died alone, without being able to be comforted by their friends and family.  You might think people shouldn't care.  But I think any president which so many lost years of life on his ledger deserves to be sacked.
 
2020-05-21 8:17:51 PM  

GardenWeasel: ImpendingCynic: This was entirely his idea, of course.

No one ever thought to fly flags at half staff before.

It was the Dem coalition that forced him into it.


How long before someone accuses the Dems of politicizing the pandemic?
 
2020-05-21 8:19:41 PM  

GreatGlavinsGhost: GardenWeasel: ImpendingCynic: This was entirely his idea, of course.

No one ever thought to fly flags at half staff before.

It was the Dem coalition that forced him into it.

How long before someone accuses the Dems of politicizing the pandemic?


Welcome to February, 28, 2020
 
2020-05-21 8:32:53 PM  

enry: Woo hoo! 25,000 Benghazis in 6 Scaramuccis.

/Sigh


I farking hate that I understand this.
 
2020-05-21 8:34:29 PM  
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2020-05-21 8:44:02 PM  

RyogaM: FlyingBacon: People do die.

May I kill you, then?  Of course not.  I would be taking years from your life, maybe 40 or 50, years with your family, friends (I assume you have both).  You wouldn't let me do it even if it meant I could make $100,000 and I promised to give your nearest and dearest half.  Well, assuming each person who died had only one year of life left.  Trump's incompetence has led to the loss of 96,000 years of life.  Even if you say he's only responsible for half or a quarter, that's about 23,000 years of lost life.  Even if you want to say he's responsible for only 1/10, that's 9600 years of lost life, lost memories for their friends and families.  And, most of those 96,000 died alone, without being able to be comforted by their friends and family.  You might think people shouldn't care.  But I think any president which so many lost years of life on his ledger deserves to be sacked.


I know of someone that got killed in a car accident and the death certificate said, convrius. What i am trying to say, people do die, not all of them are from the virus.
 
2020-05-21 8:44:56 PM  

FlyingBacon: RyogaM: FlyingBacon: People do die.

May I kill you, then?  Of course not.  I would be taking years from your life, maybe 40 or 50, years with your family, friends (I assume you have both).  You wouldn't let me do it even if it meant I could make $100,000 and I promised to give your nearest and dearest half.  Well, assuming each person who died had only one year of life left.  Trump's incompetence has led to the loss of 96,000 years of life.  Even if you say he's only responsible for half or a quarter, that's about 23,000 years of lost life.  Even if you want to say he's responsible for only 1/10, that's 9600 years of lost life, lost memories for their friends and families.  And, most of those 96,000 died alone, without being able to be comforted by their friends and family.  You might think people shouldn't care.  But I think any president which so many lost years of life on his ledger deserves to be sacked.

I know of someone that got killed in a car accident and the death certificate said, convrius. What i am trying to say, people do die, not all of them are from the virus.


Anecdotes are not data.
 
2020-05-21 9:00:46 PM  

FlyingBacon: People do die.


Please off yourself then. No one will care.
 
2020-05-21 9:00:59 PM  

FlyingBacon: RyogaM: FlyingBacon: People do die.

May I kill you, then?  Of course not.  I would be taking years from your life, maybe 40 or 50, years with your family, friends (I assume you have both).  You wouldn't let me do it even if it meant I could make $100,000 and I promised to give your nearest and dearest half.  Well, assuming each person who died had only one year of life left.  Trump's incompetence has led to the loss of 96,000 years of life.  Even if you say he's only responsible for half or a quarter, that's about 23,000 years of lost life.  Even if you want to say he's responsible for only 1/10, that's 9600 years of lost life, lost memories for their friends and families.  And, most of those 96,000 died alone, without being able to be comforted by their friends and family.  You might think people shouldn't care.  But I think any president which so many lost years of life on his ledger deserves to be sacked.

I know of someone that got killed in a car accident and the death certificate said, convrius. What i am trying to say, people do die, not all of them are from the virus.


Proof or STFU.
 
2020-05-21 9:02:44 PM  

FlyingBacon: I know of someone that got killed in a car accident and the death certificate said, convrius.


You have laid this line of bullshiat in multiple threads. Prove it.
 
2020-05-21 9:07:58 PM  

cretinbob: So, Sunday?


You already passed 100k deaths.  The question is when will official tallies be permitted to record it.
 
2020-05-21 9:09:00 PM  
So, he's finally pretending to care? I'll be cautiously optimistic, thanks.
 
2020-05-21 9:09:27 PM  

FlyingBacon: RyogaM: FlyingBacon: People do die.

May I kill you, then?  Of course not.  I would be taking years from your life, maybe 40 or 50, years with your family, friends (I assume you have both).  You wouldn't let me do it even if it meant I could make $100,000 and I promised to give your nearest and dearest half.  Well, assuming each person who died had only one year of life left.  Trump's incompetence has led to the loss of 96,000 years of life.  Even if you say he's only responsible for half or a quarter, that's about 23,000 years of lost life.  Even if you want to say he's responsible for only 1/10, that's 9600 years of lost life, lost memories for their friends and families.  And, most of those 96,000 died alone, without being able to be comforted by their friends and family.  You might think people shouldn't care.  But I think any president which so many lost years of life on his ledger deserves to be sacked.

I know of someone that got killed in a car accident and the death certificate said, convrius. What i am trying to say, people do die, not all of them are from the virus.


I don't believe you.
 
2020-05-21 9:09:59 PM  
Trump always caves. Remember the shutdown?
 
2020-05-21 9:12:59 PM  

FlyingBacon: RyogaM: FlyingBacon: People do die.

May I kill you, then?  Of course not.  I would be taking years from your life, maybe 40 or 50, years with your family, friends (I assume you have both).  You wouldn't let me do it even if it meant I could make $100,000 and I promised to give your nearest and dearest half.  Well, assuming each person who died had only one year of life left.  Trump's incompetence has led to the loss of 96,000 years of life.  Even if you say he's only responsible for half or a quarter, that's about 23,000 years of lost life.  Even if you want to say he's responsible for only 1/10, that's 9600 years of lost life, lost memories for their friends and families.  And, most of those 96,000 died alone, without being able to be comforted by their friends and family.  You might think people shouldn't care.  But I think any president which so many lost years of life on his ledger deserves to be sacked.

I know of someone that got killed in a car accident and the death certificate said, convrius. What i am trying to say, people do die, not all of them are from the virus.


You are a liar, an idiot, and a troll. This is the last time I'll see one of your posts.
 
2020-05-21 9:13:26 PM  

FlyingBacon: RyogaM: FlyingBacon: People do die.

May I kill you, then?  Of course not.  I would be taking years from your life, maybe 40 or 50, years with your family, friends (I assume you have both).  You wouldn't let me do it even if it meant I could make $100,000 and I promised to give your nearest and dearest half.  Well, assuming each person who died had only one year of life left.  Trump's incompetence has led to the loss of 96,000 years of life.  Even if you say he's only responsible for half or a quarter, that's about 23,000 years of lost life.  Even if you want to say he's responsible for only 1/10, that's 9600 years of lost life, lost memories for their friends and families.  And, most of those 96,000 died alone, without being able to be comforted by their friends and family.  You might think people shouldn't care.  But I think any president which so many lost years of life on his ledger deserves to be sacked.

I know of someone that got killed in a car accident and the death certificate said, convrius. What i am trying to say, people do die, not all of them are from the virus.


I have a step brother that claims the same thing.  Ex-SIL died and was marked as possible covid-19 death.  That means that the whole thing is a shame and a conspiracy to make Trump look bad.  People like you and him can't be helped as far as I'm concerned.  You call others sheep as you baaaaah along and follow Shepard Trump.
 
2020-05-21 9:14:11 PM  
WHAT TOOK THE DEM'S SO LONG
 
2020-05-21 9:14:53 PM  

HedlessChickn: FlyingBacon: RyogaM: FlyingBacon: People do die.

May I kill you, then?  Of course not.  I would be taking years from your life, maybe 40 or 50, years with your family, friends (I assume you have both).  You wouldn't let me do it even if it meant I could make $100,000 and I promised to give your nearest and dearest half.  Well, assuming each person who died had only one year of life left.  Trump's incompetence has led to the loss of 96,000 years of life.  Even if you say he's only responsible for half or a quarter, that's about 23,000 years of lost life.  Even if you want to say he's responsible for only 1/10, that's 9600 years of lost life, lost memories for their friends and families.  And, most of those 96,000 died alone, without being able to be comforted by their friends and family.  You might think people shouldn't care.  But I think any president which so many lost years of life on his ledger deserves to be sacked.

I know of someone that got killed in a car accident and the death certificate said, convrius. What i am trying to say, people do die, not all of them are from the virus.

Anecdotes are not data.


Neither is absolute bullshiat, like the 'they're recording car crash deaths as 'convrius', whatever that is'.
 
2020-05-21 9:14:59 PM  
WIth all the things which have happened during his presidency I wonder if anyone has kept count about how many days the flags have been ordered at half-staffed compared to fully drawn...I'd almost say it's been at half longer.
 
2020-05-21 9:15:07 PM  

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2020-05-21 9:15:12 PM  
Such a beta cuck move.
 
2020-05-21 9:15:14 PM  

HedlessChickn: FlyingBacon: RyogaM: FlyingBacon: People do die.

May I kill you, then?  Of course not.  I would be taking years from your life, maybe 40 or 50, years with your family, friends (I assume you have both).  You wouldn't let me do it even if it meant I could make $100,000 and I promised to give your nearest and dearest half.  Well, assuming each person who died had only one year of life left.  Trump's incompetence has led to the loss of 96,000 years of life.  Even if you say he's only responsible for half or a quarter, that's about 23,000 years of lost life.  Even if you want to say he's responsible for only 1/10, that's 9600 years of lost life, lost memories for their friends and families.  And, most of those 96,000 died alone, without being able to be comforted by their friends and family.  You might think people shouldn't care.  But I think any president which so many lost years of life on his ledger deserves to be sacked.

I know of someone that got killed in a car accident and the death certificate said, convrius. What i am trying to say, people do die, not all of them are from the virus.

Anecdotes are not data.


Neither are outright lies.
 
2020-05-21 9:15:37 PM  

FlyingBacon: RyogaM: FlyingBacon: People do die.

May I kill you, then?  Of course not.  I would be taking years from your life, maybe 40 or 50, years with your family, friends (I assume you have both).  You wouldn't let me do it even if it meant I could make $100,000 and I promised to give your nearest and dearest half.  Well, assuming each person who died had only one year of life left.  Trump's incompetence has led to the loss of 96,000 years of life.  Even if you say he's only responsible for half or a quarter, that's about 23,000 years of lost life.  Even if you want to say he's responsible for only 1/10, that's 9600 years of lost life, lost memories for their friends and families.  And, most of those 96,000 died alone, without being able to be comforted by their friends and family.  You might think people shouldn't care.  But I think any president which so many lost years of life on his ledger deserves to be sacked.

I know of someone that got killed in a car accident and the death certificate said, convrius. What i am trying to say, people do die, not all of them are from the virus.


Ok, great. And?
 
2020-05-21 9:15:58 PM  

LordJiro: Neither is absolute bullshiat, like the 'they're recording car crash deaths as 'convrius', whatever that is'.


Touche.
 
2020-05-21 9:16:56 PM  

GardenWeasel: FlyingBacon: People do die.

Please off yourself then. No one will care.


Well, I do have an opinion.  Is that caring?
 
2020-05-21 9:17:07 PM  

FlyingBacon: People do die.


Is you people?
 
2020-05-21 9:17:08 PM  

FlyingBacon: RyogaM: FlyingBacon: People do die.

May I kill you, then?  Of course not.  I would be taking years from your life, maybe 40 or 50, years with your family, friends (I assume you have both).  You wouldn't let me do it even if it meant I could make $100,000 and I promised to give your nearest and dearest half.  Well, assuming each person who died had only one year of life left.  Trump's incompetence has led to the loss of 96,000 years of life.  Even if you say he's only responsible for half or a quarter, that's about 23,000 years of lost life.  Even if you want to say he's responsible for only 1/10, that's 9600 years of lost life, lost memories for their friends and families.  And, most of those 96,000 died alone, without being able to be comforted by their friends and family.  You might think people shouldn't care.  But I think any president which so many lost years of life on his ledger deserves to be sacked.

I know of someone that got killed in a car accident and the death certificate said, convrius. What i am trying to say, people do die, not all of them are from the virus.


While I am sorry for your loss, your significant other we haven't met was Canadian and wouldn't have counted toward the US death totals.
 
2020-05-21 9:17:39 PM  

NotCodger: Trump was trolled and bit, but I don't care. It's wholly appropriate to fly the flags at half-staff to recognize and honor this many dead Americans.


Sure, but with only slight patience they could wait until victim 100k and give them a free coffin.
 
2020-05-21 9:20:45 PM  

enry: oa330_man: enry: Woo hoo! 25,000 Benghazis in 6 Scaramuccis.

/Sigh

I can't funny or smart this because it's so sad.

I hope it makes you angry enough to vote in every election so crap like this never happens again.


People are still withholding their precious vote because the Democrats haven't earned it yet.
 
2020-05-21 9:21:50 PM  

FlyingBacon: People do die.


I volunteer you as tribute.
 
2020-05-21 9:21:58 PM  

FlyingBacon: RyogaM: FlyingBacon: People do die.

May I kill you, then?  Of course not.  I would be taking years from your life, maybe 40 or 50, years with your family, friends (I assume you have both).  You wouldn't let me do it even if it meant I could make $100,000 and I promised to give your nearest and dearest half.  Well, assuming each person who died had only one year of life left.  Trump's incompetence has led to the loss of 96,000 years of life.  Even if you say he's only responsible for half or a quarter, that's about 23,000 years of lost life.  Even if you want to say he's responsible for only 1/10, that's 9600 years of lost life, lost memories for their friends and families.  And, most of those 96,000 died alone, without being able to be comforted by their friends and family.  You might think people shouldn't care.  But I think any president which so many lost years of life on his ledger deserves to be sacked.

I know of someone that got killed in a car accident and the death certificate said, convrius. What i am trying to say, people do die, not all of them are from the virus.


What in gods' name is "convrius"??
 
2020-05-21 9:22:36 PM  

King Something: 94,965


96,354
 
2020-05-21 9:23:35 PM  

lindalouwho: FlyingBacon: RyogaM: FlyingBacon: People do die.

May I kill you, then?  Of course not.  I would be taking years from your life, maybe 40 or 50, years with your family, friends (I assume you have both).  You wouldn't let me do it even if it meant I could make $100,000 and I promised to give your nearest and dearest half.  Well, assuming each person who died had only one year of life left.  Trump's incompetence has led to the loss of 96,000 years of life.  Even if you say he's only responsible for half or a quarter, that's about 23,000 years of lost life.  Even if you want to say he's responsible for only 1/10, that's 9600 years of lost life, lost memories for their friends and families.  And, most of those 96,000 died alone, without being able to be comforted by their friends and family.  You might think people shouldn't care.  But I think any president which so many lost years of life on his ledger deserves to be sacked.

I know of someone that got killed in a car accident and the death certificate said, convrius. What i am trying to say, people do die, not all of them are from the virus.

I don't believe you.


You shouldn't. It is something that was posted as a hypothetical to the health dept in Alabama a few weeks ago and is now being stated by Trump Humpers as fact without basis. Third I've read it today, and I highly doubt three people in different parts of the country all have loved ones that were hit by a bus and were COVID-19 positive.

Source of this hogwash, which doesn't even say what the covidiots claim it says: https://yellowhammernews.com/ad​ph-if-o​ne-gets-hit-by-a-bus-dies-but-tests-po​sitive-for-covid-19-cause-of-death-is-​listed-as-covid-19/
 
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