Skip to content
Do you have adblock enabled?
 
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(YouTube)   If Trump loses the chances are pretty good he will continue shooting his mouth off on Twitter and probably be the nominee in 2024   (youtube.com) divider line
    More: Awkward  
•       •       •

891 clicks; posted to Politics » on 22 May 2020 at 12:53 AM (13 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



144 Comments     (+0 »)
 
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


Oldest | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | » | Newest | Show all

 
2020-05-21 6:21:52 PM  
If he lives that long
 
2020-05-21 6:23:38 PM  
Hell be in prison.
 
2020-05-21 6:23:50 PM  

cretinbob: If he lives that long


SO. MUCH. THIS!
 
2020-05-21 6:24:44 PM  
He wont be pres anymore and twitter can can him for violating the their rules. Right? right?
 
2020-05-21 6:25:57 PM  
If his ass is kicked to the curb come November, then come 2024 he'll have to contend with:
(1) a voter base who hasn't neither forgotten nor forgave;
(2) whether or not he'll still be alive given his age, morbid obesity, unhealthy lifestyle, morbid obesity, hamberders, and morbid obesity;
(3) the possibility he'll be in prison;
(4) whether or not he immediately flees to a non-extradition after being voted out


So, good luck.
 
2020-05-21 6:27:37 PM  
If Trump loses, the chances are pretty good that by 2024 he'll have died of a heart attack on the shiatter during a tweetstorm.

/also if he wins
 
2020-05-21 6:27:42 PM  

Kegovitch: He wont be pres anymore and twitter can can him for violating the their rules. Right? right?


No, they'll just revise their rules again just for him.
 
2020-05-21 6:30:32 PM  
I wouldn't be surprised if twitter didn't give him the boot for TOS violations the minute he's out of  the white house. Besides most of his followers will be dead from COVID by then.
 
2020-05-21 6:30:36 PM  
Once fatboy is out of office, and outside the protections it provides, every single legal problem he's been able to hold at bay will hit him at once, like a tidal wave. If he hasn't died in prison by 2024, he will likely have fled the country.
 
2020-05-21 6:31:43 PM  
He'd be like 80
 
2020-05-21 6:32:53 PM  
The GOP will never make the mistake of allowing someone so unhinged to occupy The White House again anytime soon. They'll rig the game to nominate someone safe like Ben Sasse.
 
2020-05-21 6:34:08 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: He'd be like 80


He's going to be one of those people who love to like 118 in spite of their unhealthy lifestyle choices.
 
2020-05-21 6:37:05 PM  

Kegovitch: He wont be pres anymore and twitter can can him for violating the their rules. Right? right?


They can ban him now if they chose to.
 
2020-05-21 6:38:10 PM  
They'll have one of the Trump kids Buffalo Bill him. That's why he's gaining so much weight.

It'll all be in the mouth. Just look for the unsettling gums instead of the butthole.
 
2020-05-21 6:39:13 PM  
His base will only care about him if he's winning.

Consider Sarah Palin.  She was projected to be the next Republican savior even though she struggled to form a coherent thought, and was constantly savaged by the press.  The base didn't care . . . as long as she was winning.

But after 2008, what happened?  She didn't change.  Her lies weren't more or less lie-y.  Her scandals were just more of the same.  Oh your husband is an idiot again? And your abstinence only daughter is pregnant out of wedlock again?  Her worst crime is making the sequel just a rehash of the original.  Frankly, I'd argue she got modestly more sophisticated than her deer-in-the-headlights performance in 2008.  But nobody subscribed to her pay-per-view videocast.  She rented a bus and did a primary state tour, but nobody came out to support her.

That's going to be Trump.
 
2020-05-21 6:40:50 PM  
rare.usView Full Size


If he needs advice on how to shoot his mouth off this guy has a few ideas.
 
2020-05-21 7:01:06 PM  
He'll be dead from dodging lawsuits for 4 years. He's not coming back once he's out.
 
2020-05-21 7:24:52 PM  

capt_sensible: I wouldn't be surprised if twitter didn't give him the boot for TOS violations the minute he's out of  the white house. Besides most of his followers will be dead from COVID by then.


More than half his followers are bots ...
 
2020-05-21 7:38:01 PM  

WTFDYW: Kegovitch: He wont be pres anymore and twitter can can him for violating the their rules. Right? right?

They can ban him now if they chose to.


They should anyway just to set precedence.
 
2020-05-21 7:54:16 PM  
He already shows clear signs of dementia, 4 more years of progression and he won't remember his name. If he wins in November, it'll be 2nd term Regan all over again.
 
2020-05-21 7:54:57 PM  

cretinbob: If he lives that long

his brain will be pudding.

Finished that for you.
 
2020-05-21 8:52:47 PM  
If there is any justice, he will die in prison.
 
2020-05-21 8:53:14 PM  

Nuuu: His base will only care about him if he's winning.


This.   Except for the cult, the real cult, the GOP will turn their back on him immediately.   They'll make sure he never runs again, at least as a Republican.
 
2020-05-21 9:12:39 PM  
He loses, my money is on him heading to a non-extradition country, and trying to shoot his mouth off there, and quietly dying in the can after taking too many of his "diet pills." That way the Secret Sevice doesn't have to feel bad, and feel obliged to hunt down a LOT of stooges.
 
2020-05-21 9:26:13 PM  
Loser stink is hard to get over.
 
2020-05-21 9:42:30 PM  
His base isn't getting any younger and they seem to have fetishized inhaling the hugest viral load possible, so...
 
2020-05-21 9:55:37 PM  
I'm guessing he drops dead while in office because he's to stupid to accept guidance from people that know stuff. The stress is killing him along with whatever it is he ingests daily. I'm ok with this.
 
2020-05-21 10:14:30 PM  

physt: Hell be in prison.


Or an insane asylum.

One
Or the other.
 
2020-05-21 10:17:40 PM  

no1curr: If his ass is kicked to the curb come November, then come 2024 he'll have to contend with:
(1) a voter base who hasn't neither forgotten nor forgave;
(2) whether or not he'll still be alive given his age, morbid obesity, unhealthy lifestyle, morbid obesity, hamberders, and morbid obesity;
(3) the possibility he'll be in prison;
(4) whether or not he immediately flees to a non-extradition after being voted out


So, good luck.


Know who doesn't care about extradition vs non extradition?

People seeking revenge for the loss of a loved one.

They are the honeybagers of chaos.

They generally opt in for a suicide mission.

Know when a person is suicidal and not just seeking attention?

When they have a plan.
And execute it flawlessly.
 
2020-05-21 10:19:38 PM  
Dems will change voting rules to get rid of gerrymanders and voter suppression tactics GOP has used.

And if there is a Dem rout that sweeps the Senate as well as Presidency, the GOP will have a cleanout to figure out how to appeal to a wider range than old white men.

So I suggest you can expect a different GOP in 2024.
 
2020-05-21 10:51:18 PM  
If he loses he'll just turn into a Breitbart/Alex Jones nutbag preaching to the choir.
The press won't be obliged to dote on his every word anymore.
 
2020-05-22 12:54:49 AM  
I'm not holding my breath that he gets arrested, but I feel pretty confident he will never have to opportunity to run again.
 
2020-05-22 12:56:38 AM  

Kegovitch: He wont be pres anymore and twitter can can him for violating the their rules. Right? right?


Gabe the Dog - Can Can
Youtube i11RMG_U3R4
 
2020-05-22 12:56:46 AM  

no1curr: If his ass is kicked to the curb come November, then come 2024 he'll have to contend with:
(1) a voter base who hasn't neither forgotten nor forgave;
(2) whether or not he'll still be alive given his age, morbid obesity, unhealthy lifestyle, morbid obesity, hamberders, and morbid obesity;
(3) the possibility he'll be in prison;
(4) whether or not he immediately flees to a non-extradition after being voted out


So, good luck.



(5) Watching Fox News with a girn as Ivanka is elected President.
 
2020-05-22 12:57:14 AM  

cretinbob: If he lives that long


To make sure he aint, Biden should drone strike his ass
 
2020-05-22 1:00:49 AM  
Mussolini?

Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2020-05-22 1:00:52 AM  
I farking home he's their nominee in 2024. I hope he's this giant albatross around the GOPs neck until then, but I know in his heart he's a quitter. It'll be Ivanka and Don Jr running in 2024, still giant albatrosses.
 
2020-05-22 1:04:49 AM  
Trump will be the only ex-President ever not to get a State funeral. Even Nixon got full the full ceremonial pizzazz.

Impeachment was his darkest moment...until this unqualified implosion of the executive branch.
 
2020-05-22 1:04:52 AM  
If we have to concern ourselves with Trump running in 2024, then I will vote for him just to hasten the end. That would mean 4 years, with him losing even more mental faculties, and him successfully ducking all investigations, lawsuits, etc for 4 years. Either we will have farked up so badly from 2021 to 2024 that whatever we put in office in the interim shouldn't be allowed to keep their positions, or those in power didn't fark up and the American people are an order of magnitude worse than I already think they are.
 
2020-05-22 1:04:59 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: cretinbob: If he lives that long

SO. MUCH. THIS!


Yeah, he's not in the best of health now.

And four years of stress eating while he looks at prison will probably do him in.

Even if it doesn't, the Republicans will think twice (hopefully) about nominating someone who will be nearly 80.
 
2020-05-22 1:06:03 AM  

cretinbob: If he lives that long


This is what I am preficting ok

Trump is going to lose the Lection but it's going to be in a manner that everyone can see he got screwed such as a false media scandal, because Joe passes into a coma and Kamala had to be elected, something like that

Anyway Trump lives to be very old how old I don't know because he's going to outlive me and he's 25 years older than me.

Yes Trump will be in his 90s, maybe even 100s tweeting and whatnot like a cockroach that survived the atomic atmosphere
 
2020-05-22 1:06:43 AM  
If he loses this year, he's not going to be the nominee in 2024, he'll have committed the gravest sin of all, losing.
 
2020-05-22 1:07:37 AM  
I hope he runs. I hope he ignores all his people telling him not to run, and has his ego pounded into dirt.
 
2020-05-22 1:09:25 AM  

capt_sensible: I wouldn't be surprised if twitter didn't give him the boot for TOS violations the minute he's out of  the white house. Besides most of his followers will be dead from COVID by then.


I will counter this by asking why the hell would they? He has a huge following and makes them tons.of.money through user engagement?

Why do people think Twitter would suddenly grow a big heart and ban him if he losses?
 
2020-05-22 1:09:48 AM  
If Trump loses and flees US jurisdiction before he's caught, there will be a tiny cadre of idiots planning on restoring the President In Exile to the White House.  They'll be all serious about it, like the conspiracy freaks in a Dan Brown novel.  It will start out funny, but get old very quickly, then get funny again as they die off from coronary disease and the 3rd Corona wave.
 
2020-05-22 1:10:18 AM  
"and probably be the nominee in 2024"

encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.comView Full Size
 
2020-05-22 1:12:35 AM  

Kegovitch: He wont be pres anymore and twitter can can him for violating the their rules. Right? right?


Are you under the impression that Twatter is being forced to let the world's most infamous shiatposter continue to use their service unwillingly? Or that there is anything the Howling Orange Void could do if they *did* shiatcan him?

Because neither is the case... Dorsey is an open Trumpist whose company is propped up by regular $ from authoritarian assholes around the world who find it useful. But as a private company, they absolutely *could* expel him if they wanted and there's absolutely bupkis he could do.
 
2020-05-22 1:12:48 AM  

Shostie: cameroncrazy1984: He'd be like 80

He's going to be one of those people who love to like 118 in spite of their unhealthy lifestyle choices.


I farkin hope so.  I hope this shiatstain lives a good long time, so he can observer the judgment of history on his fat orange ass.

Then he can die a painful death from ass cancer.
 
2020-05-22 1:14:58 AM  

HawgWild: capt_sensible: I wouldn't be surprised if twitter didn't give him the boot for TOS violations the minute he's out of  the white house. Besides most of his followers will be dead from COVID by then.

More than half his followers are bots ...


At the rate Covid is running wild in Russia, there's a good chance that they'll be dead and/or that Putin will get the Ghaddafi treatment he so deeply fears...
 
2020-05-22 1:15:22 AM  

vudukungfu: no1curr: If his ass is kicked to the curb come November, then come 2024 he'll have to contend with:
(1) a voter base who hasn't neither forgotten nor forgave;
(2) whether or not he'll still be alive given his age, morbid obesity, unhealthy lifestyle, morbid obesity, hamberders, and morbid obesity;
(3) the possibility he'll be in prison;
(4) whether or not he immediately flees to a non-extradition after being voted out


So, good luck.

Know who doesn't care about extradition vs non extradition?

People seeking revenge for the loss of a loved one.

They are the honeybagers of chaos.

They generally opt in for a suicide mission.

Know when a person is suicidal and not just seeking attention?

When they have a plan.
And execute it flawlessly.


Buddy, you're starting to scare me...
 
Displayed 50 of 144 comments


Oldest | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | » | Newest | Show all


View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

This thread is closed to new comments.

Continue Farking





On Twitter




In Other Media
X
  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.