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(Daily Kos)   Dana Perino thinks she's going to get the best of Symone Sanders with a snide, degrading remark, promptly gets owned   (dailykos.com) divider line
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2020-05-21 5:16:25 PM  
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2020-05-21 5:24:17 PM  
I suppose "two things" does technically constitute a list that could be rattled off.

Don't get me wrong, though. Fark Fox News and all conservatives.
 
2020-05-21 5:42:34 PM  

Palined Parenthood: I suppose "two things" does technically constitute a list that could be rattled off.

Don't get me wrong, though. Fark Fox News and all conservatives.


Oh I am sure she could've kept going with a half dozen more.  But she made her point.

Hell, just today he lied that he was wearing a mask at Ford.  A few days ago he lied about the same thing at the PPE factory in PA.  He claimed Obama was responsible for a lack of supplies to combat a virus that didn't exist when he was president.  Last week he claimed that the US had performed more tests than all other countries combined.  He said he is taking hydroxychloroquine as a preventative.

That's just off the top of my head.  I could go on and on.  I could scroll through his Twitter feed and list more examples from now until I am eligible for social security.  It isn't hard to come up with lies told by a man infamous for lying easier than he breathes.
 
2020-05-21 5:44:55 PM  
Trump lies like it's a bodily function. Really just repeat anything he's said, anything he says is utter sh*t hence that mouth anus of his.
 
2020-05-21 5:45:39 PM  

gilgigamesh: Palined Parenthood: I suppose "two things" does technically constitute a list that could be rattled off.

Don't get me wrong, though. Fark Fox News and all conservatives.

Oh I am sure she could've kept going with a half dozen more.  But she made her point.

Hell, just today he lied that he was wearing a mask at Ford.  A few days ago he lied about the same thing at the PPE factory in PA.  He claimed Obama was responsible for a lack of supplies to combat a virus that didn't exist when he was president.  Last week he claimed that the US had performed more tests than all other countries combined.  He said he is taking hydroxychloroquine as a preventative.

That's just off the top of my head.  I could go on and on.  I could scroll through his Twitter feed and list more examples from now until I am eligible for social security.  It isn't hard to come up with lies told by a man infamous for lying easier than he breathes.


Indeed.

Also, wait a minute...someone anonymously totalfarked me.  Thank you, anonymous.
 
2020-05-21 6:14:07 PM  
"We've got plenty of other things to talk about"

In other words, your clever little talking point went down in flames, so quick!  Change the subject!
 
2020-05-21 6:41:54 PM  
Symone Sanders should have queried Dana Perino's vast knowledge of the Cuban Missile Crisis.
 
2020-05-21 6:50:53 PM  
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2020-05-21 7:41:35 PM  
I love her!

/Symone, not Dana
 
2020-05-21 9:07:23 PM  
Dear Fox: just because your network doesn't acknowledge lies from this Administration, doesn't mean that other people haven't noticed. The fact that you have to dance around certain issues because you KNOW for sure he damn well lied only proves that.

Maybe you should just back away from Lies and Donald Trump in the same sentence from now on. Just a thought. Especially when talking with folks who AREN'T on your payroll.
 
2020-05-21 9:51:20 PM  

Palined Parenthood: Also, wait a minute...someone anonymously totalfarked me.  Thank you, anonymous


Anonymous gave me a month of TF yesterday, too!
 
2020-05-21 9:52:17 PM  

OldRod: "We've got plenty of other things to talk about"

In other words, your clever little talking point went down in flames, so quick!  Change the subject!


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2020-05-21 10:19:42 PM  

fusillade762: Palined Parenthood: Also, wait a minute...someone anonymously totalfarked me.  Thank you, anonymous

Anonymous gave me a month of TF yesterday, too!


4chan is still at it?
 
2020-05-22 3:21:55 AM  
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2020-05-22 3:22:16 AM  

Palined Parenthood: I suppose "two things" does technically constitute a list that could be rattled off.

Don't get me wrong, though. Fark Fox News and all conservatives.


Aaaaand now the headline has been changed and my Weeners makes no sense (lol filterpwn'd).

I'm not used to not being a liter!
 
2020-05-22 3:22:24 AM  

Rann Xerox: Symone Sanders should have queried Dana Perino's vast knowledge of the Cuban Missile Crisis.


Here's that, but also she forgot 9/11.
 
2020-05-22 3:59:29 AM  
It's been a constant gish gallop of biblical proportions for years.
 
2020-05-22 4:11:21 AM  
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2020-05-22 4:16:07 AM  

gilgigamesh: Palined Parenthood: I suppose "two things" does technically constitute a list that could be rattled off.

Don't get me wrong, though. Fark Fox News and all conservatives.

Oh I am sure she could've kept going with a half dozen more.  But she made her point.

Hell, just today he lied that he was wearing a mask at Ford.  A few days ago he lied about the same thing at the PPE factory in PA.  He claimed Obama was responsible for a lack of supplies to combat a virus that didn't exist when he was president.  Last week he claimed that the US had performed more tests than all other countries combined.  He said he is taking hydroxychloroquine as a preventative.

That's just off the top of my head.  I could go on and on.  I could scroll through his Twitter feed and list more examples from now until I am eligible for social security.  It isn't hard to come up with lies told by a man infamous for lying easier than he breathes.


That's Trump's MO.  Lie, scandal, lie, gaslight, rinse and farking repeat.  Bury everything in a mountain of BS and scream fake news.  Nobody cares any more that in January, Trump believed China was transparent with the WHO but now he did a 180 and vilifies them.  There's no current headlines regarding Trump's previous beliefs that the the virus would be no big deal here, but if it was, it would be gone by April.  There's no one up in arms that Trump (and Pompeo) claimed there was significant evidence the virus originated in a lab in Wuhan, despite the opposite.  The revolt isn't coming for the numerous hydroxychloroquine lies and anecdotes passed off as science.  People don't care that he cuts off reporters' questions, calls them names, answers something else entirely or spits out word salad.  His feet aren't held to the flames when he minimizes the current deaths, or claims victory for a death rate that falls under some exaggerated figure he came up with.  A coup should occur just over the president threatening to withhold federal aid to states whose governors don't kiss his ass.  There's no pushback for him minimizing and politicizing the CDC and Fauci while cheering on the Russian initiated protesters.  Nobody has been able to nail him to the wall over his "Obama bare cupboards" BS when, even if it was true, he had 3 years to fix it.  H1N1 response was shiatty, no tests for Covid blamed on Obama, insurance agreeing to cover the costs of all coronavirus tests, Google's website.  It's all lies.  All while secretly making millions off of confiscating PPE and handing out "payroll" loans, which will never be repaid, to his donors, and still actively trying to remove healthcare access from Americans during a pandemic. And the dumbest part is he will still get at least 40% of the country to vote for him and if he somehow loses, the deficit becomes problamatic again, debt ceilings get held hostage, tax cuts get leveraged against safety nets, and we get a shiatty R in 2024.

I just hope to be alive for the guillotines.
 
2020-05-22 4:46:01 AM  

Palined Parenthood: I suppose "two things" does technically constitute a list that could be rattled off.

Don't get me wrong, though. Fark Fox News and all conservatives.


She only made it through two but to be fair she began her remark with "I don't want to take up the whole interview." I'm sure she came loaded for bear.
 
2020-05-22 5:36:31 AM  

Palined Parenthood: gilgigamesh: Palined Parenthood: I suppose "two things" does technically constitute a list that could be rattled off.

Don't get me wrong, though. Fark Fox News and all conservatives.

Oh I am sure she could've kept going with a half dozen more.  But she made her point.

Hell, just today he lied that he was wearing a mask at Ford.  A few days ago he lied about the same thing at the PPE factory in PA.  He claimed Obama was responsible for a lack of supplies to combat a virus that didn't exist when he was president.  Last week he claimed that the US had performed more tests than all other countries combined.  He said he is taking hydroxychloroquine as a preventative.

That's just off the top of my head.  I could go on and on.  I could scroll through his Twitter feed and list more examples from now until I am eligible for social security.  It isn't hard to come up with lies told by a man infamous for lying easier than he breathes.

Indeed.

Also, wait a minute...someone anonymously totalfarked me.  Thank you, anonymous.


Usually you have to pay double for that kind of action!
 
2020-05-22 5:43:00 AM  
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2020-05-22 5:49:14 AM  

dark brew: gilgigamesh: Palined Parenthood: I suppose "two things" does technically constitute a list that could be rattled off.

Don't get me wrong, though. Fark Fox News and all conservatives.

Oh I am sure she could've kept going with a half dozen more.  But she made her point.

Hell, just today he lied that he was wearing a mask at Ford.  A few days ago he lied about the same thing at the PPE factory in PA.  He claimed Obama was responsible for a lack of supplies to combat a virus that didn't exist when he was president.  Last week he claimed that the US had performed more tests than all other countries combined.  He said he is taking hydroxychloroquine as a preventative.

That's just off the top of my head.  I could go on and on.  I could scroll through his Twitter feed and list more examples from now until I am eligible for social security.  It isn't hard to come up with lies told by a man infamous for lying easier than he breathes.

That's Trump's MO.  Lie, scandal, lie, gaslight, rinse and farking repeat.  Bury everything in a mountain of BS and scream fake news.  Nobody cares any more that in January, Trump believed China was transparent with the WHO but now he did a 180 and vilifies them.  There's no current headlines regarding Trump's previous beliefs that the the virus would be no big deal here, but if it was, it would be gone by April.  There's no one up in arms that Trump (and Pompeo) claimed there was significant evidence the virus originated in a lab in Wuhan, despite the opposite.  The revolt isn't coming for the numerous hydroxychloroquine lies and anecdotes passed off as science.  People don't care that he cuts off reporters' questions, calls them names, answers something else entirely or spits out word salad.  His feet aren't held to the flames when he minimizes the current deaths, or claims victory for a death rate that falls under some exaggerated figure he came up with.  A coup should occur just over the president threatening to withhold federal aid to s ...


Yes, the virus has really shown people for what they really are, including the Chinese government and Trump.

But there wont be any guillotines.

In fact, unless Biden leans away from Bernie, Trump may not even lose the election.
 
2020-05-22 5:58:57 AM  
It's called "arguing in bad faith" - you make a rational person answer questions based on an irrational premise. In this case, that Trump has not been lying about anything related to the CV19 pandemic. Or something like, "Can you really say 6 million died in the Holocaust?"
 
2020-05-22 6:32:32 AM  
The weird part is that they pretend he isn't lying.
 
2020-05-22 6:38:41 AM  

OldRod: "We've got plenty of other things to talk about"

In other words, your clever little talking point went down in flames, so quick!  Change the subject!


Surprised the biatch didnt cut to commericial.
 
2020-05-22 7:39:43 AM  
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2020-05-22 8:04:45 AM  
Jesus, Perino has had so much work done that her face is in the uncanny valley.
 
2020-05-22 8:06:21 AM  

Palined Parenthood: gilgigamesh: Palined Parenthood: I suppose "two things" does technically constitute a list that could be rattled off.

Don't get me wrong, though. Fark Fox News and all conservatives.

Oh I am sure she could've kept going with a half dozen more.  But she made her point.

Hell, just today he lied that he was wearing a mask at Ford.  A few days ago he lied about the same thing at the PPE factory in PA.  He claimed Obama was responsible for a lack of supplies to combat a virus that didn't exist when he was president.  Last week he claimed that the US had performed more tests than all other countries combined.  He said he is taking hydroxychloroquine as a preventative.

That's just off the top of my head.  I could go on and on.  I could scroll through his Twitter feed and list more examples from now until I am eligible for social security.  It isn't hard to come up with lies told by a man infamous for lying easier than he breathes.

Indeed.

Also, wait a minute...someone anonymously totalfarked me.  Thank you, anonymous.


See, something big did drop on a friday.
 
2020-05-22 8:07:36 AM  
"I would like, just. even like... one example..."

Even more than the hubris of this truly outlandish statement ("Name ONE thing Hitler did that was bad... just ONE") I resent Dana Perino's lazy, confident-for-no-reason, mean-girl style. She gets publicly knocked on her ass by someone more informed than her, and she still sits there with that vapid smirk on her face like she's winning All The Things.

There's a scene in Haldeman's The Forever War where a former military guy is being interviewed, and he can't believe all the anti-government, anti-war stuff he's getting away with saying while the interviewer just blithely nods his head. He totally thinks he's getting the word out about how the government is lying to the people, until he sees the interview later and learns that the network was just sampling his voice and image so they could manufacture the interview they wanted from him all along.

Watching Perino laze her way through this interview felt like that to me. Even though she's not getting what she wanted, she knows her job is to make outlandish statements and keep the other person talking, so that by the time the Fox goblins get through reducing this 15 minute interview into a 12 second clip they can spoon feed to their audience of drooling morons, it'll look like SHE schooled Sanders.
 
2020-05-22 8:15:36 AM  

NathanAllen: The weird part is that they pretend he isn't lying.


They are delusional. I've lost count of how many times a trumphumper has smugly asked "Oh yeah? Name one lie he's told!"  Then the proceed to discount everything and screech "FAKE NEWS!!!!"

I was listening to the "Today in True Crime" podcast on the way in. It is the anniversary of Clinton's Secret Service detail being asked to testify in the whole Lewinski affair.  The days of a blow job between consenting adults and lying to keep it quiet seem so innocent and innocuous anymore.
 
2020-05-22 8:30:46 AM  
You'd think Dana would have learned something from her time as W's propagandist press secretary, but she's a Republican.
 
2020-05-22 8:41:15 AM  
The correct response to any conservative asking "when Trump lied?" is to say roll the tape.  ANY tape.  You pick the speech.  It doesn't matter.

We'll go through it together and pause and research together every moment he lies.  You won't be taking your finger off the pause button.

It's absolutely delusional to the point of representing a danger to yourself to believe that Trump is an honest man
 
2020-05-22 8:48:54 AM  
I remember an anecdote from before Trump was even nominated. Someone had asked someone he knew from the New York real estate business about Trump, and he said if you asked Donald Trump what time it is, he'd lie to you just for the practice.
 
2020-05-22 9:19:33 AM  
I don't envy Symone Sanders or anyone in that situation. The lies are so plentiful at this point that when you get confronted of 'well can you name even one?' while live on air, the brain must go haywire because where to begin?
 
2020-05-22 10:40:47 AM  
Dana Perino is a garbage person who uses oxygen that would be better used in any other way. That notwithstanding, she still makes me feel funny in my swimsuit area. I'm not proud of it.
 
2020-05-22 11:18:01 AM  

Palined Parenthood: Palined Parenthood: I suppose "two things" does technically constitute a list that could be rattled off.

Don't get me wrong, though. Fark Fox News and all conservatives.

Aaaaand now the headline has been changed and my Weeners makes no sense (lol filterpwn'd).

I'm not used to not being a liter!


"Rattled off a list" was used in the tweet, so you're still good.
 
2020-05-22 11:29:16 AM  
I love how Sanders had to pause before answering; like "is this dimwit actually asking this dumbshiat question? Okay; guess I'll just go to town."
 
2020-05-22 11:30:47 AM  

freetomato: NathanAllen: The weird part is that they pretend he isn't lying.

They are delusional. I've lost count of how many times a trumphumper has smugly asked "Oh yeah? Name one lie he's told!"  Then the proceed to discount everything and screech "FAKE NEWS!!!!

Fox asks Biden adviser for one Trump COVID lie


This is what Trump Derangement Syndrome actually looks like.
 
2020-05-22 11:35:30 AM  

BMulligan: Dana Perino is a garbage person who uses oxygen that would be better used in any other way. That notwithstanding, she still makes me feel funny in my swimsuit area. I'm not proud of it.


Same. There's a pants-tightening/self-loathing that occurs.
 
2020-05-22 12:01:29 PM  
Dana? I'd bang that like a screen door on a submarine.
 
2020-05-22 1:37:07 PM  

born_yesterday: Jesus, Perino has had so much work done that her face is in the uncanny valley.


This. She looks like a Real Doll.
 
2020-05-22 1:41:30 PM  

Animatronik: In fact, unless Biden leans away from Bernie, Trump may not even lose the election.


But you come to us only out of concern....
 
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