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(Military.com)   The best way to beat Covid-19 is to steal a helicopter and shoot up the hospital until they release all the patients they're quarantining   (military.com) divider line
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2020-05-21 8:56:13 PM  
McFadden, 70, allegedly called Arenac County Central Dispatch staff

Him being so old actually makes it kind of endearing.
 
2020-05-21 9:09:06 PM  

Frank N Stein: McFadden, 70, allegedly called Arenac County Central Dispatch staff

Him being so old actually makes it kind of endearing.


You know, up until he got the shooting up a hospital part of his plan, then he'd be downright ornery...
 
2020-05-21 10:17:15 PM  
Now we know where Wesley Crusher got all his anger issues.
 
2020-05-22 1:04:18 AM  
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2020-05-22 1:27:28 AM  
What's really worrisome is that there are people seeing this and thinking "That's a good idea."
 
2020-05-22 1:50:58 AM  
Well that is one way to win the Presidential Medal of Freedom in Trump's America.
 
2020-05-22 1:52:12 AM  
That sounds exactly like the mission that I got kicked off the original GTA dev-team for proposing. Wasn't because of the subject matter, just the fact that there were no playable choppers in the original GTA.

Also, this is all a lie. But it could have happened elsewhere in the omniverse.
 
2020-05-22 1:54:13 AM  
Is there enough room in a helicopter like that for an oxygen tank equipped hoveround? Somehow I think the perp probably goes nowhere without all of that, even in the glorious name of FREEDUMB!
 
2020-05-22 1:55:00 AM  

Noctusxx: Well that is one way to win the Presidential Medal of Freedom in Trump's America.


This guy clearly needs professional help which Fark is a big proponent of.. and this is what you have to say?
 
2020-05-22 1:56:07 AM  
Given how well he seems to have thought this cunning plan through I suspect that he doesn't even know how to fly a helicopter.
 
2020-05-22 2:02:46 AM  

i ignore u: Given how well he seems to have thought this cunning plan through I suspect that he doesn't even know how to fly a helicopter.


Put me down for a nickel on "He's never even been IN a helicopter."
 
2020-05-22 2:04:47 AM  

i ignore u: Given how well he seems to have thought this cunning plan through I suspect that he doesn't even know how to fly a helicopter.


Clearly he's a Spec Ops ranger. I mean, he punched a keypad to gain access to the airfield. Sure, it didn't work, but it would have been so badass if it had. Truly a man of action.
 
2020-05-22 2:09:42 AM  

Flappyhead: What's really worrisome is that there are people seeing this and thinking "That's a good idea."


Yeah, for example, giving ideas to idiots like these guys.
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We the people, we the patriots, we the idiots, demanding freedom from COVID-19 safeguards.

Aren't they just a brilliant patriotic lot.
 
2020-05-22 2:13:21 AM  
Arraigning Chief District Judge Dawn A. Klida freed McFadden on a personal recognizance bond

What the everloving actual fark...!
 
2020-05-22 2:16:42 AM  
When I turn 70, I too might decide to do things like gain entry to a government installation by punching the keypad, and that I too will want to die by spraying bullets out the side of a crashing helicopter during a pandemic while a dam has ruptured and the water is tumbling toward the DOW Chemical plant and murder hornets are disracting the authorities and the Pentagon says there are UFOs but a 6 pint earthquake in Arizona has paused the President's attempts to liberate the states from their governors.

I mean if there is a better time to do it, I'm all ears, but I think 70 is when I will be most inclined.
 
2020-05-22 2:19:13 AM  
Not once did he ever think that maybe the COVID-19 patients might actually want to be there. Because it's where all the medical personnel are in case they suddenly stop being able to breath.
 
2020-05-22 2:20:21 AM  
Well that's 500cc of crazy in a 20cc syringe.

Did he bother asking the patients if they even wanted to be "liberated?"
 
2020-05-22 2:22:56 AM  

Skeleton Man: Well that's 500cc of crazy in a 20cc syringe.

Did he bother asking the patients if they even wanted to be "liberated?"


Didn't need to. Alex Jones told him via telepathy.
 
2020-05-22 2:23:51 AM  

philodough: Flappyhead: What's really worrisome is that there are people seeing this and thinking "That's a good idea."

Yeah, for example, giving ideas to idiots like these guys.
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We the people, we the patriots, we the idiots, demanding freedom from COVID-19 safeguards.

Aren't they just a brilliant patriotic lot.


Snort a little black pepper and roll up sneezing pushing a walker coughing and tell them you just need to go wash your hands.  They'll part a path way for you.
 
2020-05-22 2:26:11 AM  

Skeleton Man: Well that's 500cc of crazy in a 20cc syringe.

Did he bother asking the patients if they even wanted to be "liberated?"


They're brainwashed into Stockholm syndrome because the covid is reacting to their withdrawal from the stuff in the chemtrails from being in quarantine so their Bill Gates 5G tracking chips are malfunctioning, which explains why some people get worse but only after they go to the hospital and are cut off from the 5G, it's their body trying to fight the tracking chip, so if they weren't insane because of the murder hornet larva burrowing out of the corona they would absolutely want to be liberated because SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED and the constitution says I'm allowed to steal a helicopter because my taxes paid for it. This was clearly outlined in HER EMAILS but the Bilderberg group and the reptile people kept it all secret because they don't want REAL AMERICANS to know about...about...hey anyone else smell toast?
 
2020-05-22 2:28:09 AM  
This sounds like something the A-Team would have put together, assuming Hannibal had totally lost it.

Maybe this is the first adventure of the Z-Team.
 
2020-05-22 2:30:14 AM  

darkmythology: Skeleton Man: Well that's 500cc of crazy in a 20cc syringe.

Did he bother asking the patients if they even wanted to be "liberated?"

They're brainwashed into Stockholm syndrome because the covid is reacting to their withdrawal from the stuff in the chemtrails from being in quarantine so their Bill Gates 5G tracking chips are malfunctioning, which explains why some people get worse but only after they go to the hospital and are cut off from the 5G, it's their body trying to fight the tracking chip, so if they weren't insane because of the murder hornet larva burrowing out of the corona they would absolutely want to be liberated because SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED and the constitution says I'm allowed to steal a helicopter because my taxes paid for it. This was clearly outlined in HER EMAILS but the Bilderberg group and the reptile people kept it all secret because they don't want REAL AMERICANS to know about...about...hey anyone else smell toast?


That makes sense.
 
2020-05-22 2:30:32 AM  

BlueBox: philodough: Flappyhead: What's really worrisome is that there are people seeing this and thinking "That's a good idea."

Yeah, for example, giving ideas to idiots like these guys.
[Fark user image 425x267][Fark user image 425x268]

We the people, we the patriots, we the idiots, demanding freedom from COVID-19 safeguards.

Aren't they just a brilliant patriotic lot.

Snort a little black pepper and roll up sneezing pushing a walker coughing and tell them you just need to go wash your hands.  They'll part a path way for you.


Not my proudest moment as a stupid tramp kid, but I did that on a dare once. My nose was a busted fire hydrant of snot for a few hours. Good times. I think they'd throw you in the plague pit if you did that nowadays.
 
2020-05-22 2:31:00 AM  

Bennie Crabtree: When I turn 70, I too might decide to do things like gain entry to a government installation by punching the keypad, and that I too will want to die by spraying bullets out the side of a crashing helicopter during a pandemic while a dam has ruptured and the water is tumbling toward the DOW Chemical plant and murder hornets are disracting the authorities and the Pentagon says there are UFOs but a 6 pint earthquake in Arizona has paused the President's attempts to liberate the states from their governors.

I mean if there is a better time to do it, I'm all ears, but I think 70 is when I will be most inclined.


You forgot about the bunny virus.

:(
 
2020-05-22 2:34:24 AM  
Hmmm, I wonder who he was going to vote for?
 
2020-05-22 2:42:04 AM  
If you threaten to shoot people and are subsequently shot dead by the authorities then you have successfully avoided covid-19.

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2020-05-22 2:50:02 AM  

Flappyhead: What's really worrisome is that there are people seeing this and thinking "That's a good idea."


The hospital I work at is right in the middle of good old Trump country. We have concerns about that kind of stuff all the time here.
 
2020-05-22 3:02:51 AM  

Toxophil: BlueBox: philodough: Flappyhead: What's really worrisome is that there are people seeing this and thinking "That's a good idea."

Yeah, for example, giving ideas to idiots like these guys.
[Fark user image 425x267][Fark user image 425x268]

We the people, we the patriots, we the idiots, demanding freedom from COVID-19 safeguards.

Aren't they just a brilliant patriotic lot.

Snort a little black pepper and roll up sneezing pushing a walker coughing and tell them you just need to go wash your hands.  They'll part a path way for you.

Not my proudest moment as a stupid tramp kid, but I did that on a dare once. My nose was a busted fire hydrant of snot for a few hours. Good times. I think they'd throw you in the plague pit if you did that nowadays.


One of the joys of cooking at high altitude is that new spice containers that were packaged at lower altitude are pressurized, so if you're not careful when removing the little glued on paper seal you can get a face full of onion powder, or cumin, or cayenne pepper.  Good times.
 
2020-05-22 3:06:31 AM  

r1niceboy: Hmmm, I wonder who he was going to vote for?


My money is on Korben Dallas.
 
2020-05-22 3:46:02 AM  
Well, that's a way to MEET Covid-19....
 
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2020-05-22 3:46:39 AM  

Bennie Crabtree: When I turn 70, I too might decide to do things like gain entry to a government installation by punching the keypad, and that I too will want to die by spraying bullets out the side of a crashing helicopter during a pandemic while a dam has ruptured and the water is tumbling toward the DOW Chemical plant and murder hornets are disracting the authorities and the Pentagon says there are UFOs but a 6 pint earthquake in Arizona has paused the President's attempts to liberate the states from their governors.

I mean if there is a better time to do it, I'm all ears, but I think 70 is when I will be most inclined.


I'm going to wait 'til I'm 80.

/I come from long-lived people
 
2020-05-22 4:34:10 AM  
Pure Michigan.
 
2020-05-22 4:52:29 AM  

philodough: Flappyhead: What's really worrisome is that there are people seeing this and thinking "That's a good idea."

Yeah, for example, giving ideas to idiots like these guys.
[Fark user image image 425x267][Fark user image image 425x268]

We the people, we the patriots, we the idiots, demanding freedom from COVID-19 safeguards.

Aren't they just a brilliant patriotic lot.


Those guys are just astro-turf, they don't even live in michigan
 
2020-05-22 4:58:54 AM  

darkmythology: Skeleton Man: Well that's 500cc of crazy in a 20cc syringe.

Did he bother asking the patients if they even wanted to be "liberated?"

They're brainwashed into Stockholm syndrome because the covid is reacting to their withdrawal from the stuff in the chemtrails from being in quarantine so their Bill Gates 5G tracking chips are malfunctioning, which explains why some people get worse but only after they go to the hospital and are cut off from the 5G, it's their body trying to fight the tracking chip, so if they weren't insane because of the murder hornet larva burrowing out of the corona they would absolutely want to be liberated because SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED and the constitution says I'm allowed to steal a helicopter because my taxes paid for it. This was clearly outlined in HER EMAILS but the Bilderberg group and the reptile people kept it all secret because they don't want REAL AMERICANS to know about...about...hey anyone else smell toast?


"SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED "
So that's why they think courts with the fringed flag are illegitimate.

Also monatomic antigravity gold and hollow earth and Nazis on the moon
/The Nazis made it to the moon but our moon landing was staged, because the tech to make it to the moon didn't exist yet
//What?
 
2020-05-22 5:05:54 AM  
McFadden, 70, allegedly called Arenac County Central Dispatch staffThat's a hell of a nickname. Do they shorten it to 'Arry?
 
2020-05-22 5:08:56 AM  

CaptSS: Noctusxx: Well that is one way to win the Presidential Medal of Freedom in Trump's America.

This guy clearly needs professional help which Fark is a big proponent of.. and this is what you have to say?


He'll have to get in line behind the other millions of Trump voters.

/farking snowflakes
//own your political choices, no matter how dumb
 
2020-05-22 5:10:14 AM  

darkmythology: Skeleton Man: Well that's 500cc of crazy in a 20cc syringe.

Did he bother asking the patients if they even wanted to be "liberated?"

They're brainwashed into Stockholm syndrome because the covid is reacting to their withdrawal from the stuff in the chemtrails from being in quarantine so their Bill Gates 5G tracking chips are malfunctioning, which explains why some people get worse but only after they go to the hospital and are cut off from the 5G, it's their body trying to fight the tracking chip, so if they weren't insane because of the murder hornet larva burrowing out of the corona they would absolutely want to be liberated because SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED and the constitution says I'm allowed to steal a helicopter because my taxes paid for it. This was clearly outlined in HER EMAILS but the Bilderberg group and the reptile people kept it all secret because they don't want REAL AMERICANS to know about...about...hey anyone else smell toast?


I knew it!
 
2020-05-22 5:10:47 AM  

Panatheist: /The Nazis made it to the moon but our moon landing was staged, because the tech to make it to the moon didn't exist yet
//What?


It all makes sense if you smoke a lot of meth.
 
2020-05-22 5:10:54 AM  

Hey Nurse!: Flappyhead: What's really worrisome is that there are people seeing this and thinking "That's a good idea."

The hospital I work at is right in the middle of good old Trump country. We have concerns about that kind of stuff all the time here.


Any more conspiracy patients attack your fellow staff yet?

/you're a lot more forgiving than I am
//I'd be shoving those folks right out the farking door
 
2020-05-22 5:12:46 AM  
Ladies and gentlemen, I introduce the new Secretary Of Defense.
 
2020-05-22 5:30:08 AM  

Frank N Stein: McFadden, 70, allegedly called Arenac County Central Dispatch staff

Him being so old actually makes it kind of endearing.


I would occasionally make grandiose plans involving helicopters when I was seven or so. I was in first grade and was going to end the Viet Nam war with one.
 
2020-05-22 6:08:12 AM  

Archie Goodwin: i ignore u: Given how well he seems to have thought this cunning plan through I suspect that he doesn't even know how to fly a helicopter.

Put me down for a nickel on "He's never even been IN a helicopter."


Helicopter pilot, ballistics expert, neuro-surgeon, rock star, motorcycle racer, politician, karate expert and devil-may-care all round nice guy with a nifty haircut.
 
2020-05-22 6:27:20 AM  

StoPPeRmobile: Archie Goodwin: i ignore u: Given how well he seems to have thought this cunning plan through I suspect that he doesn't even know how to fly a helicopter.

Put me down for a nickel on "He's never even been IN a helicopter."

Helicopter pilot, ballistics expert, neuro-surgeon, rock star, motorcycle racer, politician, karate expert and devil-may-care all round nice guy with a nifty haircut.


Sounds like a real buckeroo.
 
2020-05-22 6:38:50 AM  

philodough: Flappyhead: What's really worrisome is that there are people seeing this and thinking "That's a good idea."

Yeah, for example, giving ideas to idiots like these guys.
[Fark user image 425x267][Fark user image 425x268]

We the people, we the patriots, we the idiots, demanding freedom from COVID-19 safeguards.

Aren't they just a brilliant patriotic lot.


But they're wearing face masks.
 
2020-05-22 6:42:55 AM  

Toxophil: My nose was a busted fire hydrant of snot for a few hours.


My sinuses are crap, and I have had a runny nose since like 1985.  When I get a cold, it alternates between wanting to keep driving west to alleviate the pressure in my head, or that.  But I never had the words adequate to describe this special level of nasal diarrhea until now.

Thank you.  I will borrow that phrase with gratitude.
 
2020-05-22 6:53:31 AM  

philodough: Flappyhead: What's really worrisome is that there are people seeing this and thinking "That's a good idea."

Yeah, for example, giving ideas to idiots like these guys.
[Fark user image 425x267][Fark user image 425x268]

We the people, we the patriots, we the idiots, demanding freedom from COVID-19 safeguards.

Aren't they just a brilliant patriotic lot.

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He fits right in. With his age comes wisdom, so he could be their leader.
 
2020-05-22 6:54:51 AM  

Frank N Stein: McFadden, 70, allegedly called Arenac County Central Dispatch staff

Him being so old actually makes it kind of endearing.


Go ahead, laugh because he's older than you.

I used to work with a guy about that old.  His hobby was making and selling videos showing people how to make their own .50-cal. sniper rifles.
 
2020-05-22 6:56:04 AM  
Rural Michigan will give any other state a run for their money in terms of crazies.
 
2020-05-22 7:10:07 AM  

PunGent: Hey Nurse!: Flappyhead: What's really worrisome is that there are people seeing this and thinking "That's a good idea."

The hospital I work at is right in the middle of good old Trump country. We have concerns about that kind of stuff all the time here.

Any more conspiracy patients attack your fellow staff yet?

/you're a lot more forgiving than I am
//I'd be shoving those folks right out the farking door


There was an event a few weeks back where we had a guy pulling our masks off. That rather pissed me off. The rest of it is mostly verbal. And I frequently tell people, if you don't want to play by our rules we have a thing called AMA you can leave on your own against medical advice no hard feelings there's the door bye-bye
 
2020-05-22 7:44:11 AM  
Released on his own recognizance.

My man calls up the cops, threatens to kill dispatchers, and is driving around with an illegally stored weapon and is facing multiple felonies..... and he is at home and didn't spend any money on bail.

Know how I know his skin color?
 
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