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(Fox News)   Missouri grocery reopens salad bar and shoppers are head over heels   (foxnews.com) divider line
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2020-05-21 9:53:51 PM  
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That's farking awesome.
 
2020-05-21 11:44:51 PM  
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2020-05-22 2:34:22 AM  
I guess I could turn left and go through Kansas...


Maybe I'll row deeper into Missouri
 
2020-05-22 2:48:27 AM  
I'm in Missouri also. I was just at the grocery store today. The old salad buffet is now packaged food that they made in the store. Salads, chicken wings, soups Etc. Personally, I thought that was a pretty good idea.

My haircut place opened also. I am in desperate need of a haircut, but I just can't bring myself to do it. I'm thinking I'm just going to put the old number 4 on my clippers and shave it one more time.
 
2020-05-22 2:58:52 AM  
Apocalypse Wendy's:  Where the word "sneezeguard" takes on a whole new meaning.
 
2020-05-22 3:10:52 AM  

Hey Nurse!: I'm in Missouri also. I was just at the grocery store today. The old salad buffet is now packaged food that they made in the store. Salads, chicken wings, soups Etc. Personally, I thought that was a pretty good idea.

My haircut place opened also. I am in desperate need of a haircut, but I just can't bring myself to do it. I'm thinking I'm just going to put the old number 4 on my clippers and shave it one more time.


I've been watching hair cutting videos.  The key to clippers is "up and out", not "up and over".  You can always take more swipes to cut it closer but you can't go the other way.

Salons are allowed to open at 5pm tomorrow around here.  Skeptical jtown is skeptical.  The place I usually go is in a bizarrely situated strip mall that's hard to even find, let alone get in even if you have a general idea where it is.  I'm hoping that the difficult access will discourage crowds and maybe I can be one of the first in a seat and feel somewhat safe.  If I can't be one of the first in a seat on day 1, no way.  But I don't even know if they'll be open.

So I've been watching hair cutting videos.
 
2020-05-22 3:23:34 AM  
This idea would never work around where I live unless the prices were jacked way up to offset the retail theft.

The haircut deal does not matter to me as I have been using clippers on my head for many years now.  It is not to hide baldness (not bald at all), but because I am cheap and not having to mess with hair after a shower or swim is valuable to me.  Besides, I am a guy.  A closely trimmed head of hair is not a bad look.

I liked this defense of Chicago's mayor Lori Lightfoot getting her hair cut in violation of her own order:  "I'm on national media and I'm out in the public eye," she responded to a reporter. "I take my personal hygiene very seriously. As I said, I felt like I needed to have a haircut. I'm not able to do that myself, so I got a haircut. You want to talk more about that?"  In other words, she is more important than everyone else that she is bossing about.
 
2020-05-22 3:36:12 AM  

jtown: Hey Nurse!: I'm in Missouri also. I was just at the grocery store today. The old salad buffet is now packaged food that they made in the store. Salads, chicken wings, soups Etc. Personally, I thought that was a pretty good idea.

My haircut place opened also. I am in desperate need of a haircut, but I just can't bring myself to do it. I'm thinking I'm just going to put the old number 4 on my clippers and shave it one more time.

I've been watching hair cutting videos.  The key to clippers is "up and out", not "up and over".  You can always take more swipes to cut it closer but you can't go the other way.

Salons are allowed to open at 5pm tomorrow around here.  Skeptical jtown is skeptical.  The place I usually go is in a bizarrely situated strip mall that's hard to even find, let alone get in even if you have a general idea where it is.  I'm hoping that the difficult access will discourage crowds and maybe I can be one of the first in a seat and feel somewhat safe.  If I can't be one of the first in a seat on day 1, no way.  But I don't even know if they'll be open.

So I've been watching hair cutting videos.


I let my 17 year old daughter take a crack at it last time. The haircut turned out like s*** but she got a good Tick Tock video out of it. To her that's all that's really important
 
2020-05-22 4:09:37 AM  
Now that's thinking outside the box, inside the bottle.
 
2020-05-22 5:13:15 AM  
Ironically they stocked it with a lot of corona
 
2020-05-22 10:23:39 AM  
Don't break my heart,
don't break my heart...
Don't...
Don't...
Don't throw it away.
 
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2020-05-22 11:11:31 AM  
Way to get to the breaking news, Fox.  They started this weeks ago.
 
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