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(Metro)   You know things are messed up when Dennis Rodman is as good a news source as any regarding North Korea   (metro.co.uk) divider line
    More: Obvious, Kim Jong-il, North Korea, North Korean leader, Kim's sister Kim Yo Jong, Korean Central News Agency, Piers Morgan, heart surgery, basketball star  
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1519 clicks; posted to Politics » on 21 May 2020 at 9:57 PM (4 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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4 days ago  
If you see his sister on TV, running the country, now you know something is wrong, that's all I'm going give you

He's got the inside skinny, alright.  "If you see someone else taking over, that's bad for the guy who used to be in charge".
 
4 days ago  
He should have worn that jersey on The Last Dance.
 
4 days ago  
Dennis Rodman is a brain-dead twat that doesn't know anything other than looking like a goof.
 
4 days ago  

Marcus Aurelius: If you see his sister on TV, running the country, now you know something is wrong, that's all I'm going give you

He's got the inside skinny, alright.  "If you see someone else taking over, that's bad for the guy who used to be in charge".


He's like a modern day Confucius.  I can't wait for Dennis Rodman fortune cookies!  "Dennis Rodman say:  one who wears high-tops have better ankle support on court", "mo tattoos mo better", "make no left turns on Thursday".
 
4 days ago  
DR is probably one of the few people we can trust to know how KJ is doing, on any given day.

Besides that, he's a tourist.
 
4 days ago  
Dennis "I'll befriend a ruthless murdering tyrant because it keeps me in the limelight" Rodamn?
 
4 days ago  

C18H27NO3: Dennis Rodman is a brain-dead twat that doesn't know anything other than looking like a goof.


But you know who he is.
 
4 days ago  

Candy Colored Clown: Dennis "I'll befriend a ruthless murdering tyrant because it keeps me in the limelight" Rodamn?


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4 days ago  

C18H27NO3: Dennis Rodman is a brain-dead twat that doesn't know anything other than looking like a goof.


Actually he's pretty smart.  He knows if he says the wrong thing about his buddy, there's a high probability of a cute girl popping out from unexpectedly from behind a subway column and spritzing him with VX.
 
4 days ago  

TedCruz'sCrazyDad: C18H27NO3: Dennis Rodman is a brain-dead twat that doesn't know anything other than looking like a goof.

But you know who he is.


You're correct.  I saw an article about him more than 20 years ago and I said, "there's a brain-dead twat that doesn't know anything other than looking like a goof."
/damn our brains' ability to recall information from the past.
 
4 days ago  
Dennis Rodman interviewed by Piers Morgan.

Truly a meeting of great minds on geopolitics.
 
4 days ago  

TedCruz'sCrazyDad: Candy Colored Clown: Dennis "I'll befriend a ruthless murdering tyrant because it keeps me in the limelight" Rodamn?

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All but one are just act of realpolitik, well I guess Kim is doing realpolitik too but he's playing alone.
 
4 days ago  
I hate to be that guy because I hate Dennis Rodman but ...

The guy has multiple championship rings. His strategy was weirding his opponent out. In the late 90s, early 2000s he probably banged your favorite starlet or singer. A world leader loves him and flies him out to see him and play basketball. He's a certified weirdo, but also a cultural icon. Not to mention that physically, he's a giant. If he walks into a room, you WILL notice him.

The guy looks like a walking herpes case.

Yes, it's a damn shame we can give his thoughts on NK some weight.

But I wouldn't call him a no nothing goofball.
 
4 days ago  

Wine Sipping Elitist: I hate to be that guy because I hate Dennis Rodman but ...

The guy has multiple championship rings. His strategy was weirding his opponent out. In the late 90s, early 2000s he probably banged your favorite starlet or singer. A world leader loves him and flies him out to see him and play basketball. He's a certified weirdo, but also a cultural icon. Not to mention that physically, he's a giant. If he walks into a room, you WILL notice him.

The guy looks like a walking herpes case.

Yes, it's a damn shame we can give his thoughts on NK some weight.

But I wouldn't call him a no nothing goofball.


He'll be forgotten in no time.
 
4 days ago  

ansius: Dennis Rodman interviewed by Piers Morgan.

Truly a meeting of great minds on geopolitics.


Truly a high point of 2020...
 
4 days ago  
Dennis Who?
Was he a Hollywood Square?
 
4 days ago  
Rodman's just upset that all the Vegas hotels are closed so there's no place he can party and then pass out, buck nekkid, in the hallway.
 
4 days ago  

TedCruz'sCrazyDad: Candy Colored Clown: Dennis "I'll befriend a ruthless murdering tyrant because it keeps me in the limelight" Rodamn?

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No, no. They befriended tyrants so they could sell them weapons and kill brown people. DR did it for the attention.
 
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Candy Colored Clown: TedCruz'sCrazyDad: Candy Colored Clown: Dennis "I'll befriend a ruthless murdering tyrant because it keeps me in the limelight" Rodamn?

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No, no. They befriended tyrants so they could sell them weapons and kill brown people. DR did it for the attention.


Wasn't Clinton there to get us prisoners released?

Like, if you send a former president for a photo op to legitimize us we will give you these us citizens in prison here.
 
3 days ago  
I remember reading Axis of Evil World Tour that a basketball signed by Dennis Rodman is on display at Dear Leader's museum.

It wouldn't surprise me if they still communicate on a semi-regular basis.  Birthdays, New Years, kvetching about the latest failed attack on the Pacific ocean, stuff like that...
 
3 days ago  

Marcus Aurelius: If you see his sister on TV, running the country, now you know something is wrong, that's all I'm going give you

He's got the inside skinny, alright.  "If you see someone else taking over, that's bad for the guy who used to be in charge".


When anybody says this part, what they hope I hear is: "And I know a LOT more about this that is SO secret and privileged that I would be endangering us both if I revealed any more."

What I actually hear is: "And that's all I know, also I am very impressed with myself and would like you to be as well."
 
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