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4 days ago  
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4 days ago  
Hope he brought a mask!
 
4 days ago  

SpectroBoy: Hope he brought a mask!


And I hope he didn't
 
4 days ago  

SpectroBoy: Hope he brought a mask!


State AG said he'd arrest anyone who let Trump into the plant without one
 
4 days ago  
C'mon tail rotor !!
 
4 days ago  
Hey, he didn't return the salute of the Marine...and didn't even have a coffee cup...this means something.
 
4 days ago  
impromptu photoshop of Trump in a mask
 
4 days ago  

jack_o_the_hills: C'mon tail rotor !!


That would be messy to cleanup, not to mention too quick. I'd he just became a mute vegetable (locked in) instead. Far more punishing for him than death.
 
4 days ago  

WaltCronkite: Hey, he didn't return the salute of the Marine...and didn't even have a coffee cup...this means something.


That's OK.  The Marine knows he cares, and knows he's just distracted thinking about that mean old "governor" lady up there who's doing everything she can to look bad.
 
4 days ago  

inglixthemad: jack_o_the_hills: C'mon tail rotor !!

That would be messy to cleanup, not to mention too quick. I'd he just became a mute vegetable (locked in) instead. Far more punishing for him than death.


Can we get him one of those bells like Hector Salamanca had?
 
4 days ago  
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4 days ago  
Pretty good staging.

You know there was a golf cart just out of the shot.  If he had had to take one more step than was shown in the video he would've collapsed.
 
4 days ago  
On this day in history in the year of our Lord 2020
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4 days ago  
The Great State of Mich. which he's been extorting by withholding federal aid during a damn pandemic and a dam breaking that flooded a town.
 
4 days ago  

OldRod: SpectroBoy: Hope he brought a mask!

State AG said he'd arrest anyone who let Trump into the plant without one.


The Michigan AG is a woman.
 
4 days ago  

OldRod: SpectroBoy: Hope he brought a mask!

State AG said he'd arrest anyone who let Trump into the plant without one


As I said before, I'm just glad that Trump made such a big deal out of this that when/if he does finally wear a mask he'll look like a pussy that caved.
 
4 days ago  
I assume he's going there to offer his condolences to Dow Chemical and the negligent owner of the collapsed dams.
 
4 days ago  

inglixthemad: jack_o_the_hills: C'mon tail rotor !!

That would be messy to cleanup, not to mention too quick. I'd he just became a mute vegetable (locked in) instead. Far more punishing for him than death.


Just make sure the tv over his bed is tuned to MSNBC 24/7
 
4 days ago  

kbronsito: The Great State of Mich. which he's been extorting by withholding federal aid during a damn pandemic and a dam breaking that flooded a town.


He just needs Michigan to do him a favor first.
 
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4 days ago  
/takes cover
 
4 days ago  

L Buff: OldRod: SpectroBoy: Hope he brought a mask!

State AG said he'd arrest anyone who let Trump into the plant without one.

The Michigan AG is a woman.


Oops, sorry.  I thought I'd see a reference to 'he' on Twitter
 
4 days ago  
Michigan has had enough trouble what with his "Freedom" cos-play wannabes.
Now this.
I do hope they can keep Himself under control; God knows how his acolytes may react.
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4 days ago  
Get that kid out with the lawnmower. The White House lawn needs to get cut. Or did Trump fire him already?
 
4 days ago  
It's not that I'm hoping Marine One crashes on the way to Andrews, but I might just giggle if it does happen.
 
4 days ago  

L Buff: OldRod: SpectroBoy: Hope he brought a mask!

State AG said he'd arrest anyone who let Trump into the plant without one.

The Michigan AG is a woman.


There needs to be a 'This Pisses Me Right the Hell Off' button.
 
4 days ago  
Gretchen Whitmer's approval rating in Michigan is 64%.  Donald Trump's approval rating in Michigan in 44%.  There might not be enough Kid Rocks to re-elect him.
 
4 days ago  

slaur: Michigan has had enough trouble what with his "Freedom" cos-play wannabes.
Now this.
I do hope they can keep Himself under control; God knows how his acolytes may react.
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Not sheep. Lemmings.
 
4 days ago  
Dammit meant to reply to kbronsito.
 
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4 days ago  

L Buff: OldRod: SpectroBoy: Hope he brought a mask!

State AG said he'd arrest anyone who let Trump into the plant without one.

The Michigan AG is a woman.


The first  openly gay AG in Michigan too.
 
4 days ago  

west.la.lawyer: On this day in history in the year of our Lord 2020
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Don't say nuthin' about inhaling the fumes...

Now where's my Clorox bottle at?  It's all the vaccine I need.
 
4 days ago  
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4 days ago  

jack_o_the_hills: C'mon tail rotor !!


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4 days ago  

Rapmaster2000: Gretchen Whitmer's approval rating in Michigan is 64%.  Donald Trump's approval rating in Michigan in 44%.  There might not be enough Kid Rocks to re-elect him.


Anybody else notice how Kid Rock and Teddy Pantshiatter NUgent have been invisible lately?  What rock did those two chucklefarks crawl under? I would have thought they'd be right out front with the Death Cult Plague Rat Gravy Seals in MI.
 
4 days ago  
Two orange kumquats have a date with a high heel clad foot today it seems!
 
4 days ago  

Rapmaster2000: Gretchen Whitmer's approval rating in Michigan is 64%.  Donald Trump's approval rating in Michigan in 44%.  There might not be enough Kid Rocks to re-elect him.


I hate to be pedantic but the proper pluralization is "Kids Rock."
 
4 days ago  

jack_o_the_hills: Rapmaster2000: Gretchen Whitmer's approval rating in Michigan is 64%.  Donald Trump's approval rating in Michigan in 44%.  There might not be enough Kid Rocks to re-elect him.

Anybody else notice how Kid Rock and Teddy Pantshiatter NUgent have been invisible lately?  What rock did those two chucklefarks crawl under? I would have thought they'd be right out front with the Death Cult Plague Rat Gravy Seals in MI.


Neither live in Michigan anymore. Rock lives in Tennessee and Nugent lives in Texas.
 
4 days ago  

40 degree day: Rapmaster2000: Gretchen Whitmer's approval rating in Michigan is 64%.  Donald Trump's approval rating in Michigan in 44%.  There might not be enough Kid Rocks to re-elect him.

I hate to be pedantic but the proper pluralization is "Kids Rock."


Isn't the Insane Clown Posse from Michigan too?  What's up with Michigan?
 
4 days ago  

OldRod: SpectroBoy: Hope he brought a mask!

State AG said he'd arrest anyone who let Trump into the plant without one


That opens up a bunch of possibilities

If they try to make him wear a mask and he simply refuses what happens next?

The plant goes along with him (either because they are intimidated or trumpers) who will they arrest? How long can they really hold him/her

I think if it was me, and trump refused to wear a mask AND refuse to be turned away I would just send the staff home ASAP via the PA, and call the local news station to call it an evacuation.
 
4 days ago  

jack_o_the_hills: Rapmaster2000: Gretchen Whitmer's approval rating in Michigan is 64%.  Donald Trump's approval rating in Michigan in 44%.  There might not be enough Kid Rocks to re-elect him.

Anybody else notice how Kid Rock and Teddy Pantshiatter NUgent have been invisible lately?  What rock did those two chucklefarks crawl under? I would have thought they'd be right out front with the Death Cult Plague Rat Gravy Seals in MI.


The pedophile that shiats his pants has moved to Texas, so he's their problem now.
 
4 days ago  

40 degree day: Rapmaster2000: Gretchen Whitmer's approval rating in Michigan is 64%.  Donald Trump's approval rating in Michigan in 44%.  There might not be enough Kid Rocks to re-elect him.

I hate to be pedantic but the proper pluralization is "Kids Rock."


And a group of them is called a mediocrity of kids rock.
 
4 days ago  

Rapmaster2000: 40 degree day: Rapmaster2000: Gretchen Whitmer's approval rating in Michigan is 64%.  Donald Trump's approval rating in Michigan in 44%.  There might not be enough Kid Rocks to re-elect him.

I hate to be pedantic but the proper pluralization is "Kids Rock."

Isn't the Insane Clown Posse from Michigan too?  What's up with Michigan?


Well, for one thing, there's lead in the drinking water.
 
4 days ago  

40 degree day: Rapmaster2000: Gretchen Whitmer's approval rating in Michigan is 64%.  Donald Trump's approval rating in Michigan in 44%.  There might not be enough Kid Rocks to re-elect him.

I hate to be pedantic but the proper pluralization is "Kids Rock."


No mas Kidz Bop, por favor.
 
4 days ago  

SpectroBoy: OldRod: SpectroBoy: Hope he brought a mask!

State AG said he'd arrest anyone who let Trump into the plant without one

That opens up a bunch of possibilities

If they try to make him wear a mask and he simply refuses what happens next?

The plant goes along with him (either because they are intimidated or trumpers) who will they arrest? How long can they really hold him/her

I think if it was me, and trump refused to wear a mask AND refuse to be turned away I would just send the staff home ASAP via the PA, and call the local news station to call it an evacuation.


They'd probably just do the press conference outside and claim they always planned to do it that way.
 
4 days ago  

shastacola: jack_o_the_hills: Rapmaster2000: Gretchen Whitmer's approval rating in Michigan is 64%.  Donald Trump's approval rating in Michigan in 44%.  There might not be enough Kid Rocks to re-elect him.

Anybody else notice how Kid Rock and Teddy Pantshiatter NUgent have been invisible lately?  What rock did those two chucklefarks crawl under? I would have thought they'd be right out front with the Death Cult Plague Rat Gravy Seals in MI.

Neither live in Michigan anymore. Rock lives in Tennessee and Nugent lives in Texas.


Gotcha..   makes sense now. That's good news considering how those states are handling this deal,
 
4 days ago  

Rapmaster2000: 40 degree day: Rapmaster2000: Gretchen Whitmer's approval rating in Michigan is 64%.  Donald Trump's approval rating in Michigan in 44%.  There might not be enough Kid Rocks to re-elect him.

I hate to be pedantic but the proper pluralization is "Kids Rock."

Isn't the Insane Clown Posse from Michigan too?  What's up with Michigan?


We also gave you Motown, Techno, Eminem, Alice Cooper, Iggy Pop, and Bob Seger.  Sometimes shiat slips through the cracks.
 
4 days ago  

give me doughnuts: It's not that I'm hoping Marine One crashes on the way to Andrews, but I might just giggle if it does happen.


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4 days ago  

apoptotic: SpectroBoy: OldRod: SpectroBoy: Hope he brought a mask!

State AG said he'd arrest anyone who let Trump into the plant without one

That opens up a bunch of possibilities

If they try to make him wear a mask and he simply refuses what happens next?

The plant goes along with him (either because they are intimidated or trumpers) who will they arrest? How long can they really hold him/her

I think if it was me, and trump refused to wear a mask AND refuse to be turned away I would just send the staff home ASAP via the PA, and call the local news station to call it an evacuation.

They'd probably just do the press conference outside and claim they always planned to do it that way.


Maybe, but

a) He wants the photo op of being inside an american car maker plant
and
b) The press group is likely small since they were planning a walking tour in side. Small pool = Bad optics outdoors

My guess is he will wear the mask to get in then take it off right as he heads to the room with the cameras. He gets his way and Ford gets to say "He said he'd wear it! What could we do?"

.Christ, what an asshole
 
4 days ago  

Rapmaster2000: 40 degree day: Rapmaster2000: Gretchen Whitmer's approval rating in Michigan is 64%.  Donald Trump's approval rating in Michigan in 44%.  There might not be enough Kid Rocks to re-elect him.

I hate to be pedantic but the proper pluralization is "Kids Rock."

Isn't the Insane Clown Posse from Michigan too?  What's up with Michigan?


They like to kick out the jams
 
4 days ago  
It's rather amazing how well the cerebellum can control ambulatory and motor functions when the entire rest of the brain is withered away to a rotted stump.
 
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