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2020-05-21 1:05:13 PM  
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2020-05-21 1:06:46 PM  
I need to see this video
 
2020-05-21 1:07:57 PM  
This guy has the nuclear codes.
 
2020-05-21 1:08:03 PM  
Sending out positive thoughts.
 
2020-05-21 1:08:48 PM  
All Trump's tests are highly positive.  Especially the ones that are negative.
 
2020-05-21 1:09:08 PM  
You got to accentuate the positive, eliminate the negative, and don't mess with mister farking insane..
 
2020-05-21 1:09:17 PM  
Die, you morbidly obese orange biatch.
 
2020-05-21 1:09:47 PM  
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2020-05-21 1:10:00 PM  
Is this what hydroxychloroquine withdrawal sounds like?
 
2020-05-21 1:12:08 PM  
He's too arrogant and self-absorbed to say anything negative about himself, even when "negative" is good.
 
2020-05-21 1:13:00 PM  
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2020-05-21 1:13:07 PM  
"And always twirling twirling twirling towards freedom."

At this point I would vote for Kodos or Kang over this shiatheel.
 
2020-05-21 1:14:06 PM  
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2020-05-21 1:14:13 PM  
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If he's taking it as a preventative measure, this makes no sense.
 
2020-05-21 1:15:26 PM  

Breaker Moran: Is this what hydroxychloroquine withdrawal sounds like?


And amphetamines.
 
2020-05-21 1:17:09 PM  
God, he's dumb.
How many per capitas was that anyway?
 
2020-05-21 1:17:58 PM  
Girl, what
 
2020-05-21 1:21:52 PM  
Dumb people who are attempting to not sound dumb use lots of words. Smart people can express concisely, with precise language, exactly what they're wanting to say (e.g. any speech by Barack Obama).
 
2020-05-21 1:23:06 PM  

SurfaceTension: Dumb people who are attempting to not sound dumb use lots of words. Smart people can express concisely, with precise language, exactly what they're wanting to say (e.g. any speech by Barack Obama).


I think he got halfway through his answer before he remembered he was supposed to say negative
 
2020-05-21 1:23:48 PM  
I'm glad he's not an electrician.
 
2020-05-21 1:25:53 PM  
Ohhhh boy.
 
2020-05-21 1:27:01 PM  

ArkPanda: I'm glad he's not an electrician.


Are you though?
 
2020-05-21 1:27:33 PM  

NeoCortex42: [Fark user image 425x167]
If he's taking it as a preventative measure, this makes no sense.


What do you mean, he took a course and now he's protected forever. That's how things work, right?
 
2020-05-21 1:29:06 PM  

cretinbob: God, he's dumb.
How many per capitas was that anyway?


Five triple bogeys.
 
2020-05-21 1:29:40 PM  
Video:
https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/12​6​3521071245950976

Yet somehow it's Biden that supposedly has trouble speaking coherently?
 
2020-05-21 1:31:08 PM  

the unabomber was right: I need to see this video


Masochist!

/Not judging
//Just pointing it out
 
2020-05-21 1:31:57 PM  
The only way someone as dumb as Trump ever passes a test is if he pays someone else to take it for him.
 
2020-05-21 1:32:03 PM  
Finally, America running like a business, where the leaders are morons and the things they say are complete gibberish.
 
2020-05-21 1:32:43 PM  

NewportBarGuy: This guy has the nuclear codes.


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2020-05-21 1:33:39 PM  

NeoCortex42: Video:
https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/126​3521071245950976

Yet somehow it's Biden that supposedly has trouble speaking coherently?


Yeah that was definitely a "I can have fun with words" moment.

He's negative. He was playing with the "It's a positive thing that I tested negative" trick.

/too bad the test they are using has a 50% failure rate
 
2020-05-21 1:34:20 PM  
President Michael Scott, everyone. This farker is so dumb his brain is smooth.
 
2020-05-21 1:34:40 PM  
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2020-05-21 1:34:50 PM  

NeoCortex42: Video:
https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/126​3521071245950976

Yet somehow it's Biden that supposedly has trouble speaking coherently?


Accusations and admissions and all that
 
2020-05-21 1:35:06 PM  
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2020-05-21 1:35:53 PM  
Maybe they pushed the qtip too far this morning and mopped up whatever brain cells were left by accident
 
2020-05-21 1:36:01 PM  
Is you is or is you ain't got the 'rona, fat boy?
 
2020-05-21 1:36:07 PM  
Great.  Now we are living in an alternate universe where Spinal Tap is real, and Nigel Tufnel is President.
 
2020-05-21 1:36:59 PM  
I see we are at when will then be now...
(spaceballs)
 
2020-05-21 1:37:02 PM  

the unabomber was right: I need to see this video


I saw it earlier at the choppa talk. It is as insane as it sounds.
 
2020-05-21 1:37:45 PM  

SurfaceTension: Dumb people who are attempting to not sound dumb use lots of words. Smart people can express concisely, with precise language, exactly what they're wanting to say (e.g. any speech by Barack Obama).


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2020-05-21 1:38:50 PM  

ArkPanda: I'm glad he's not an electrician.


If he was, we'd still be waiting for him.

/Uh, Clem.
 
2020-05-21 1:39:43 PM  

NewportBarGuy: This guy has the nuclear codes.


Im pretty sure the joint chiefs took one look at him in 2016 and swapped the football for a fake
 
2020-05-21 1:39:52 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: ArkPanda: I'm glad he's not an electrician.

Are you though?


You're probably right. I don't live in NYC, so when he took out the entire power grid through gross incompetence it wouldn't bother me.
 
2020-05-21 1:40:55 PM  

ArkPanda: cameroncrazy1984: ArkPanda: I'm glad he's not an electrician.

Are you though?

You're probably right. I don't live in NYC, so when he took out the entire power grid through gross incompetence it wouldn't bother me.


He'd fry himself the first day, is the point
 
2020-05-21 1:41:13 PM  

ArkPanda: I'm glad he's not an electrician.


"Your house burned down while I was working. I'm going to have to charge you double."
 
2020-05-21 1:41:21 PM  
That's just one of the crazy things he said today....here's two more:

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I think if we conducted a poll more people would vote for you to be shot into space than journalists.

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A couple things to cover here.....

#1.  Mail-in ballots have been occurring since the Civil War and will continue, despite what you say, as voting methods are determined by the individual states, not some idiot in the White House.

#2. You voted ILLEGALLY (committed voter fraud) by voting in Florida. Mar-a-Lago is not your residence, it's your business. Per tax records.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/lifest​y​le/style/trump-made-florida-his-offici​al-residence-he-may-have-also-made-a-l​egal-mess/2020/05/07/17d53fb2-849c-11e​a-878a-86477a724bdb_story.html
 
2020-05-21 1:42:12 PM  

NewportBarGuy: This guy has the nuclear codes.


I have to assume they gave him fake codes just to keep him happy, but in reality Pence has the real ones.

/Please!
//Curls into the foetal position
 
2020-05-21 1:43:17 PM  

NewportBarGuy: This guy has the nuclear codes.


Yeah, and? No matter how you punch it into the calculator, it still doesn't equal Diet Coke.
 
2020-05-21 1:43:28 PM  

Ed Grubermann: ArkPanda: I'm glad he's not an electrician.

If he was, we'd still be waiting for him.

/Uh, Clem.


"Hey, Paolo! He broke the President!"
 
2020-05-21 1:44:04 PM  

lifeslammer: NewportBarGuy: This guy has the nuclear codes.

Im pretty sure the joint chiefs took one look at him in 2016 and swapped the football for a fake


"Oh, yes, sir, that stands for Nuclear Enabling Readiness Football.  It's legit."
 
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