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(Little Things)   Tonight 15 men will try to impregnate a 41 year old woman. Surprisingly airing on Fox and not Pornhub   (littlethings.com) divider line
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2020-05-21 12:57:59 PM  
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2020-05-21 12:58:24 PM  
Do you want trisomy 23? Because this is how you get trisomy 23.
 
2020-05-21 1:02:13 PM  
Twist is she's probably sterile and they will do some big reveal at the end, then promote adoption.
 
2020-05-21 1:06:24 PM  
I've seen that one.

// Not really my style
// The Korean Real Dolls down thread on the sports tab, otoh...
 
2020-05-21 1:12:56 PM  

SVC_conservative: Twist is she's probably sterile and they will do some big reveal at the end, then promote adoption.


Not enough of a twist to keep people tweeting about the epic finale...
I will put my money on post op so he, now she cannot have kids and promote adoption.
 
2020-05-21 1:30:59 PM  
Meanwhile, tonight I will continue to avoid impregnating my 41 year old wife.
 
2020-05-21 1:50:48 PM  
Find the most irresponsible piece if sh*t without a job you can find. He needs to have commitment issues and the common sense and intelligence of a 12-year-old.

THAT's the guy who'll get her pregnant, if White Trash history teaches us anything.
 
2020-05-21 1:53:53 PM  
Fox: The Extra Chromosome
 
2020-05-21 1:54:25 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: Find the most irresponsible piece if sh*t without a job you can find. He needs to have commitment issues and the common sense and intelligence of a 12-year-old.

THAT's the guy who'll get her pregnant, if White Trash history teaches us anything.


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It's not his special lady friend.  Just someone he's trying to help conceive.
 
2020-05-21 1:56:31 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: Find the most irresponsible piece if sh*t without a job you can find. He needs to have commitment issues and the common sense and intelligence of a 12-year-old.

THAT's the guy who'll get her pregnant, if White Trash history teaches us anything.


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And so it goes....
 
2020-05-21 1:56:53 PM  
This will be the twist.
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2020-05-21 1:58:10 PM  
I have seen The Crying Game, I know the twist.
 
2020-05-21 1:58:57 PM  
Sounds like a It's a painstaking and arduous task that seems to go on and on forever, and just when you think things are going your way, nothing happens.
 
2020-05-21 2:01:30 PM  

mindset zero: This will be the twist.
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What the hell kind of turkey do YOU cook for Thanksgiving.
 
2020-05-21 2:01:30 PM  

Susan'sLittleAdamsApple: I have seen The Crying Game, I know the twist.


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2020-05-21 2:02:10 PM  
That would be hilarious if she had an abortion.
 
2020-05-21 2:04:35 PM  
I'm kinda ok with wiping out the human population, at this point.


I'll just go sit in the corner and continue being ugly and poor, or as I like to call it, pugly
 
2020-05-21 2:04:46 PM  
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"No, I'll hold on to my beer, thank-you."
 
2020-05-21 2:04:54 PM  
Remember when we used to joke that "maybe the terrorists should win".   Now, I think, I might be a fan of "maybe Covid-19 is justified".
 
2020-05-21 2:06:20 PM  
I guess if you can't film the action inside the womb, where the sperm literally compete for penetration, you have to film the action outside of the womb as the same struggle takes place.

It's a bit of a non-starter for me, though. I am not one of the 41 men, so I don't care.
 
2020-05-21 2:07:02 PM  
Just wait...soon there will be a real life Truman show.

From when the parents start dating all the way to the delivery room and beyond.

Reality TV's future was already written.
 
2020-05-21 2:08:09 PM  

7th Son of a 7th Son: That would be hilarious if she had an abortion.


Username does not check out.
 
2020-05-21 2:09:21 PM  
These guys are farked up for appearing on this, but I'd like to know who she is as a person. Not the version Fox will show of her, but the real her that has brought her to the point of being impregnated by a guy selected on a "reality TV" show.  want to know about the fights with men and how she reacts when the person in front of her at the self-checkout lane has eleven items instead of ten.
 
2020-05-21 2:09:56 PM  
41?  Kinda really old for this.
 
2020-05-21 2:10:05 PM  
The twist is she's already pregnant and is duping one of these guys into paying child support for 18 years.
 
2020-05-21 2:10:29 PM  

Nabb1: Meanwhile, tonight I will continue to avoid impregnating my 41 year old wife.


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2020-05-21 2:11:11 PM  
LOOK AT MEMEEEE! I NEED MORE INSTAGRAM FOLLOWS OR ELSE I'LL HAVE TO GET A REAL JOB.
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2020-05-21 2:11:12 PM  

Private_Citizen: ecmoRandomNumbers: Find the most irresponsible piece if sh*t without a job you can find. He needs to have commitment issues and the common sense and intelligence of a 12-year-old.

THAT's the guy who'll get her pregnant, if White Trash history teaches us anything.

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And so it goes....


Well, of course Smoothie is going to have problems conceiving.
 
2020-05-21 2:14:50 PM  

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I'm pretty sure I have more followers and I just shiat post.

/not really
 
2020-05-21 2:17:18 PM  
Glad to see the Lowest Common Denominator continues to be in free-fall.
 
2020-05-21 2:21:54 PM  
Subby was too good for a 'your mom' joke? I'm disappointed...
 
2020-05-21 2:24:49 PM  
These types of shows exist to perpetuate the notion of human beings as commodities - prizes to be won.

They are inhumane and should not exist.
 
2020-05-21 2:29:58 PM  
It works better if they don't aim for the face.
 
2020-05-21 2:31:03 PM  
Do they draw straws for who goes first?

Friend asked if I would be a sperm donor if she was single hadn't had a child by 35, birthday is in November. I need to show her this show maybe she can make a game out of it
 
2020-05-21 2:33:58 PM  

7th Son of a 7th Son: That would be hilarious if she had an abortion.


It would be even more hilarious if they all had vasectomies.
 
2020-05-21 2:34:01 PM  
Next step in her Reality TV evolution...

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2020-05-21 2:35:06 PM  
Down, down, down we go, and where we stop, nobody knows.
 
2020-05-21 2:42:11 PM  

brizzle365: I'm kinda ok with wiping out the human population, at this point.


I'll just go sit in the corner and continue being ugly and poor, or as I like to call it, pugly


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Maybe pugly isn't so bad.
 
2020-05-21 2:42:21 PM  

PlaidJaguar: These types of shows exist to perpetuate the notion of human beings as commodities - prizes to be won because enough trashy people watch them to make them super profitable

They, meaning the audience who enjoys this garbage, are inhumane subhuman and should not exist.


I have corrected your errors. 
You're welcome.
 
2020-05-21 2:44:00 PM  
15 men will try to impregnate a 41 year old woman

In a row? (try not to get impregnated going through the parking lot!)

All at the same time? (sorry, not enough holes...)
 
2020-05-21 2:50:11 PM  
Opened article. Ctrl-F. 'Sex'

One result "Sex and the City"

So 15 guys want to compete to jerk off into a cup?
 
2020-05-21 2:50:29 PM  
At least the resulting kid is more likely to have money for all the therapy he/she will need along with the court costs of emancipating from his/her POS exploitative parents.
 
2020-05-21 2:50:54 PM  
I've seen one where it was just five guys:

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And she looked a little younger than 41.
 
2020-05-21 2:52:36 PM  

WoodyHayes: These guys are farked up for appearing on this, but I'd like to know who she is as a person. Not the version Fox will show of her, but the real her that has brought her to the point of being impregnated by a guy selected on a "reality TV" show.  want to know about the fights with men and how she reacts when the person in front of her at the self-checkout lane has eleven items instead of ten.


You know those sex scenes in movies? Those aren't real. It's called acting and a script. That is reality t.v.. I suppose her and a guy could screw up thier contracts and do it anyway, but I wouldn't put money on it.

/Porn doesn't count. It's a documentary.
 
2020-05-21 2:53:25 PM  
Meanwhile for us normal guys
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2020-05-21 2:55:12 PM  
Someone needs to check all the pixels before posting.
 
2020-05-21 2:56:48 PM  

give me doughnuts: I've seen one where it was just five guys:

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And she looked a little younger than 41.


At least she probably got a good cheeseburger and a giant bag of fries out of it
 
2020-05-21 2:57:36 PM  

Nabb1: Meanwhile, tonight I will continue to avoid impregnating my 41 year old wife.


That makes two of us.
 
2020-05-21 3:02:28 PM  
The number of people vying to impregnate her are not limited to just 15.
 
2020-05-21 3:09:16 PM  
Really? No one?

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/Doing my part
 
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