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2020-05-21 3:44:32 PM  
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2020-05-21 4:34:34 PM  
they're attractive, but not really my type.

Their knees are way too sharp.
 
2020-05-21 4:41:51 PM  
My nickname, "Hair Trigger", hasn't worked out nearly as well
 
2020-05-21 4:54:01 PM  
He's still off a DiCaprio, Wahlberg, and Jeter by a factor of at least ten.
 
2020-05-21 4:56:49 PM  

Incorrigible Astronaut: He's still off a DiCaprio, Wahlberg, and Jeter by a factor of at least ten.


He's more than 10 years younger than they are. Give him some time.
Dude appears to have really gotten into method acting since he got cast to play Tommy Lee.
 
2020-05-21 4:57:58 PM  
Also, is anyone else in the world less surprised by anything than his best friend being Pete Davidson?
 
2020-05-21 5:06:20 PM  
Rock stars pull girls, film at eleven.
 
2020-05-21 5:06:51 PM  
Man, I should have been a young, good looking, popular, tattooed douchbag instead of an older, fatter, unpopular, untattooed douchebag.
 
2020-05-21 5:10:17 PM  
Scroll *yawn*
Scroll *yawn*
Scroll - Halsey pic... Dayum!
 
2020-05-21 5:15:28 PM  
Mrs Squirt Gun Waldo would not approve
 
2020-05-21 5:18:49 PM  
He really is a bit of a wanker, isn't he?
 
2020-05-21 5:19:21 PM  
He looks like the posterchild for hepatitis, both from backyard tattoos and shared needles
 
2020-05-21 5:20:16 PM  

OldRod: Scroll *yawn*
Scroll *yawn*
Scroll - Halsey pic... Dayum!


"Kelly was asked if he "smashed Halsey." He responded, "absolutely."
 
2020-05-21 5:23:19 PM  
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2020-05-21 5:29:58 PM  
Perhaps the new contact tracking software will be used by dating sites so you can exclude people based on the various mobile forms of slime with which they've been in contact, to a few degrees of association.
 
2020-05-21 5:35:41 PM  
I only know his name because he successfully got attention for himself by making an Eminem diss track that Eminem responded to.

Guy seems like a flaming bag of douche.
 
2020-05-21 5:36:22 PM  
No Remy LaCroix listed? Boooo!

Not my kind of music but I can see the talent at least.

MGK- Baddest ft. Remy LaCroix (live at AVN award)
Youtube l-h2Rw1T7NA


Ohio boy done good, and fellow Ohio boy Stipe Miocic uses MGK for his entrances.
 
2020-05-21 5:52:24 PM  
Imagining a new Fleissian operation where the rentboys are just famous enough to mean that you get laid and you get free gossip-rag press, and suddenly this list of women he's been connected to in the press makes a little bit of sense.
 
2020-05-21 6:02:03 PM  
Noah Cyrus is creepy looking.
 
2020-05-21 6:15:03 PM  
Bravo! Bravo!
 
2020-05-21 6:25:46 PM  
This guy is the "No Ragerts" tattoo in human form.
 
2020-05-21 6:26:28 PM  
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Daaaafuuuq is going on here?
 
2020-05-21 6:27:54 PM  

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Daaaafuuuq is going on here?


Opioids.
 
2020-05-21 6:29:54 PM  

WoodyHayes: No Remy LaCroix listed? Boooo!

Not my kind of music but I can see the talent at least.

[YouTube video: MGK- Baddest ft. Remy LaCroix (live at AVN award)]

Ohio boy done good, and fellow Ohio boy Stipe Miocic uses MGK for his entrances.


(looks up Remy LaCroix...)

Oof. Good thing I work from home.
 
2020-05-21 7:38:25 PM  

WillofJ2: OldRod: Scroll *yawn*
Scroll *yawn*
Scroll - Halsey pic... Dayum!


Yep

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2020-05-21 7:50:38 PM  

Hooker with a Penis: I only know his name because he successfully got attention for himself by making an Eminem diss track that Eminem responded to.

Guy seems like a flaming bag of douche.


He did a great job playing Tommy Lee in The Dirt.
 
2020-05-21 7:55:42 PM  

stoli n coke: Hooker with a Penis: I only know his name because he successfully got attention for himself by making an Eminem diss track that Eminem responded to.

Guy seems like a flaming bag of douche.

He did a great job playing Tommy Lee in The Dirt.


Havent seen it but is there a scene where he screws Pamela Anderson on a boat? That will bring back some nostalgia for the early days of celeb sex tapes.
 
2020-05-21 7:56:28 PM  

Unscratchable_Itch: WoodyHayes: No Remy LaCroix listed? Boooo!

Not my kind of music but I can see the talent at least.

[YouTube video: MGK- Baddest ft. Remy LaCroix (live at AVN award)]

Ohio boy done good, and fellow Ohio boy Stipe Miocic uses MGK for his entrances.

(looks up Remy LaCroix...)

Oof. Good thing I work from home.


Yeah, her talents extend far beyond mad hula-hoop skills.
 
2020-05-21 7:58:47 PM  

Hooker with a Penis: stoli n coke: Hooker with a Penis: I only know his name because he successfully got attention for himself by making an Eminem diss track that Eminem responded to.

Guy seems like a flaming bag of douche.

He did a great job playing Tommy Lee in The Dirt.

Havent seen it but is there a scene where he screws Pamela Anderson on a boat? That will bring back some nostalgia for the early days of celeb sex tapes.


There are websites for that.
WTF is it with people looking for spank material on Netflix?
Is this why y'all can't go to theaters anymore?
 
2020-05-21 8:20:09 PM  
I heard he always has the best drugs.
 
2020-05-21 8:27:47 PM  

WoodyHayes: No Remy LaCroix listed? Boooo!

Not my kind of music but I can see the talent at least.

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Ohio boy done good, and fellow Ohio boy Stipe Miocic uses MGK for his entrances.


Yup. I would have taken my money, bought a few pallets of Jim Bakker's food buckets and holed up with Remy until it all ran out.
 
2020-05-21 10:13:00 PM  
Amber Rose probably gave him every STD that exists.
 
2020-05-21 10:16:06 PM  

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Daaaafuuuq is going on here?


The Padres went into extra innings and he didn't have time to go home and change after the game, so he went to the club in his work clothes.
 
2020-05-21 10:25:06 PM  
i really dont like the guy but he was a feature on a little mix track and dems my girls so i just imagine his part was nf instead.

Little Mix - No More Sad Songs (Official Video) ft. Machine Gun Kelly
Youtube HHCC4ndeJyE


/any and every excuse to plug little mix <3
//and no, he did not get any of these queens, they have standards that he just cant touch.
/// three because.
 
2020-05-21 10:25:30 PM  
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2020-05-21 10:47:31 PM  
I saw the pic of Demi Lovato and thought it was Mariska Hargitay.

/make of that what you will
 
2020-05-21 11:48:38 PM  

Boojum2k: Unscratchable_Itch: WoodyHayes: No Remy LaCroix listed? Boooo!

Not my kind of music but I can see the talent at least.

[YouTube video: MGK- Baddest ft. Remy LaCroix (live at AVN award)]

Ohio boy done good, and fellow Ohio boy Stipe Miocic uses MGK for his entrances.

(looks up Remy LaCroix...)

Oof. Good thing I work from home.

Yeah, her talents extend far beyond mad hula-hoop skills.


she gave me tendonitis
 
2020-05-22 12:19:24 AM  

Incorrigible Astronaut: WillofJ2: OldRod: Scroll *yawn*
Scroll *yawn*
Scroll - Halsey pic... Dayum!

Yep

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Is it me or does she give off a "wild but not crazy" vibe?  Like she has fun but won't be tattooing her name on your back.
 
2020-05-22 3:48:09 AM  
I cant tell most of those girls  apart much less tell you who they are. 

They all look like they need a snack.
 
2020-05-22 3:49:17 AM  

WoodyHayes: No Remy LaCroix listed? Boooo!

Not my kind of music but I can see the talent at least.

[YouTube video: MGK- Baddest ft. Remy LaCroix (live at AVN award)]

Ohio boy done good, and fellow Ohio boy Stipe Miocic uses MGK for his entrances.


The list was of tattoos. I would have to go check her body of work to see if she has any.
 
2020-05-22 5:55:20 AM  

mikefinch: I cant tell most of those girls  apart much less tell you who they are.

They all look like they need a snack.


You're confusing one woman with a number of girls.

This is a woman:

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The rest, with the possible exception of insane Megan Fox, are girls.
 
2020-05-22 8:50:37 AM  

Billy Liar: My nickname, "Hair Trigger", hasn't worked out nearly as well


I told you to spell it "Herr" Trigger.  At least 50 more edginesses that way.
 
2020-05-22 12:06:51 PM  
Nobody has yet explained why his tattoos are named Machine Gun Kelly.
 
2020-05-22 5:09:05 PM  
A bit old-school for me, but I can see why some would find her attractive.

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