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(AOL)   Man 'feeling fine' after having rod in him. Rod last seen smoking a cigarette   (aol.com) divider line
    More: Scary, Jerusalem, Common carotid artery, Kamel Abdel Rahman, Hadassah, Subarachnoid hemorrhage, Hebrew University of Jerusalem, Dr. Samuel Moscovici, Hospital  
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2020-05-21 11:14:09 AM  
Aw man.  There weren't any close ups of the rod.
 
2020-05-21 11:21:25 AM  
Phineas Gage?
 
2020-05-21 11:27:20 AM  
Ho. Lee. Schitt.  Makes my broken toe seem downright inconsequential, doesn't it?
 
2020-05-21 11:36:43 AM  
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Seriously. My heebs are jeebed.
 
2020-05-21 11:36:43 AM  
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I need to go home early.
 
2020-05-21 11:37:03 AM  
Id be buying me some lottery tickets!  After I'm no longer a walking lightning rod.
 
2020-05-21 11:37:19 AM  

UberDave: Aw man.  There weren't any close ups of the rod.


LOOK UP YOU DOLT!! HOW MUCH CLOSER DO YOU  NEED?!??!?!?

AAAAAHHHH!!!!
 
2020-05-21 11:39:02 AM  
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2020-05-21 11:39:12 AM  
BIGGER THAN GOD?
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/thanks, trump
 
2020-05-21 11:39:15 AM  
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2020-05-21 11:39:47 AM  

Sum Guye: [Fark user image 520x505]


Damn, I took too long in finding a good image.
 
2020-05-21 11:40:44 AM  
Come witness Israeli apartheid in action.
 
2020-05-21 11:41:14 AM  
Damn, there was an X-Ray I didn't need to see.
 
2020-05-21 11:49:56 AM  
Todd unavailable.

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2020-05-21 11:54:47 AM  
Was it Rod, or was it A rod?
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2020-05-21 11:54:49 AM  
Call it the rebar
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2020-05-21 11:57:38 AM  
My favorite channel is the Lifetime Channel, because Lifetime is "Television for Women".  Yet, for some reason, there's always a woman getting beaten on that network. "In a Lifetime Original, Meredith Baxter Bernie gets beaten with a rod, in a Lifetime original, "Rod"."
- Jim Gaffigan
 
2020-05-21 11:57:55 AM  
I mean who *hasn't* had a rod inside them at one time or another? I can't be the only one who went to summer camp.
 
2020-05-21 12:05:09 PM  
He thanked his god for his life.
Oh yeah? Well MY god wouldn't let it happen in the first place, so nyaa nyaa.
Butt seriously, glad he's ok.
 
2020-05-21 12:08:59 PM  

Yawp: Damn, there was an X-Ray I didn't need to see.


Then I suggest you avoid Maria de Villota's skull X-Ray after she crashed the F1 car she was driving. She also survived.
 
2020-05-21 12:11:21 PM  
AOL?
Dang Subby, did you see that headline while you were waiting on your modem to load up the rest of the page?
 
2020-05-21 12:15:40 PM  
Everyone feels just fine after having Rod in them
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2020-05-21 12:18:23 PM  

Arleth01: Yawp: Damn, there was an X-Ray I didn't need to see.

Then I suggest you avoid Maria de Villota's skull X-Ray after she crashed the F1 car she was driving. She also survived.


Until she died a year later from complications from the crash, apparently.
 
2020-05-21 12:36:34 PM  

151: Arleth01: Yawp: Damn, there was an X-Ray I didn't need to see.

Then I suggest you avoid Maria de Villota's skull X-Ray after she crashed the F1 car she was driving. She also survived.

Until she died a year later from complications from the crash, apparently.


True but she did survive the accident itself.
 
2020-05-21 12:44:04 PM  
Headline reminds of the time I was fishing for sea bass off of Martha's Vineyard, and I caught a herring.  I unhooked the herring, and it proceeded to ejaculate all over my hand and arm when I tossed it into the cooler.  Legend has it that the herring was later seen smoking a Camel Light afterwards.
 
2020-05-21 12:48:03 PM  
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2020-05-21 1:15:25 PM  

Arleth01: Yawp: Damn, there was an X-Ray I didn't need to see.

Then I suggest you avoid Maria de Villota's skull X-Ray after she crashed the F1 car she was driving. She also survived.


That had me go reading. That was an oddball crash.
 
2020-05-21 1:18:57 PM  

Stupid Guitar: Everyone feels just fine after having Rod in them
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you should get a 24 hour ban for posting that. gross
 
2020-05-21 2:01:12 PM  
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2020-05-21 3:14:20 PM  
That's amazing! I mean, who'd have thought AOL still exists!
 
2020-05-21 4:32:09 PM  

some_beer_drinker: Stupid Guitar: Everyone feels just fine after having Rod in them
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you should get a 24 hour ban for posting that. gross


Please ban him just on principle.  I did not need to see that.
 
2020-05-21 7:28:15 PM  
Picture THAT if you will.
 
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