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4 days ago  
In Mass, hopefully it's a snow monkey then.
Though a howler monkey might fit in with Massholes
 
4 days ago  
Would you like to pet my monkey?
 
4 days ago  
Once, years ago, I'm chilling on the deck of my old apt. Swear to God I watched a monkey chase a squirrel through the trees

Nobody believed me then and I doubt you believe me now. But I saw what I saw.
 
4 days ago  
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4 days ago  
Was it the dynamite monkey?
 
4 days ago  
Outbreak monkey greets breakout monkey.

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4 days ago  
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/obligatory?
 
4 days ago  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Would you like to pet my monkey?


How about you just spank it and we watch
 
4 days ago  
I'm sorry, I have to finish Jumanji if I want the board to reset and be ready for when I mail it to Eric Trump.  Because there is no way I am playing Jumanji with I'm Eric.
 
4 days ago  

Murflette: Once, years ago, I'm chilling on the deck of my old apt. Swear to God I watched a monkey chase a squirrel through the trees

Nobody believed me then and I doubt you believe me now. But I saw what I saw.


"And that was the last time I huffed paint thinner. Swear to God."
 
4 days ago  
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4 days ago  
Dirty Monkey... Cheeky Monkey
Youtube WAQMohz0In0
 
4 days ago  

xxBirdMadGirlxx: Murflette: Once, years ago, I'm chilling on the deck of my old apt. Swear to God I watched a monkey chase a squirrel through the trees

Nobody believed me then and I doubt you believe me now. But I saw what I saw.

"And that was the last time I huffed paint thinner. Swear to God."


There are wild monkeys in Florida and Georgia and on an island in South Carolina.

Migrations happen. Loose pets happen.

I saw what I saw
 
4 days ago  

pup.socket: Outbreak monkey greets breakout monkey.

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It's a little late to blame THIS outbreak on a monkey.
 
4 days ago  
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4 days ago  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Would you like to pet my monkey?


"Do not touch the monkey."
 
4 days ago  
Rolling down the street,
smoking indo,
sipping on gin and juice,
laid back,

with my mind on my monkey
and my monkey on my mind.
 
4 days ago  
The first one was shot mostly in NH/ME so not far off.

/second is better because is the best thing out of Scotland since whiskey: Karen Gillan
 
4 days ago  

Murflette: xxBirdMadGirlxx: Murflette: Once, years ago, I'm chilling on the deck of my old apt. Swear to God I watched a monkey chase a squirrel through the trees

Nobody believed me then and I doubt you believe me now. But I saw what I saw.

"And that was the last time I huffed paint thinner. Swear to God."

There are wild monkeys in Florida and Georgia and on an island in South Carolina.

Migrations happen. Loose pets happen.

I saw what I saw


Just a joke. I don't disbelieve you, even not knowing where you lived at the time. Hell, when I lived in TN, park rangers in the Smokies swore the Eastern Mountain Lion was extinct. Didn't stop intermittent reports from hikers of sightings. One theory was that someone had released an 'exotic' i.e. illegal pet to the park when it got too big/dangerous to care for.

I'm not sure it was ever verified. Mountain lions are called the ghost cat for a reason.
 
4 days ago  
Started? This game's been going since at least January. Try to keep up.
 
4 days ago  
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4 days ago  
Oh geez, don't let Dennis and Callahan know about this...

/Just kidding, I know they're both irrelevant now
 
4 days ago  
TOUCH HIM! LOVE HIM!

1992 Comedy Central Saturday Night Live Sprockets Promo
Youtube 1LWVAF0LNR4
 
4 days ago  
"Started"?? biatch, it still goin' from 1/01/2020
 
4 days ago  
"Do not touch the monkey," the Shawsheen Animal Hospital warned.
---...and spanking it is straight out.
 
4 days ago  
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/at the top every damn Fark page back in the day
 
4 days ago  

Murflette: Once, years ago, I'm chilling on the deck of my old apt. Swear to God I watched a monkey chase a squirrel through the trees

Nobody believed me then and I doubt you believe me now. But I saw what I saw.


One time my wife and I are driving down a mountain rode at night and see something in the road
She goes it's a monkey

It was a porcupine


Another time we saw ground hog climb a tree
 
4 days ago  

Diocletian's Last Cabbage: pup.socket: Outbreak monkey greets breakout monkey.

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It's a little late to blame THIS outbreak on a monkey.


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4 days ago  

Englebert Slaptyback: [Fark user image 251x592]


I'll take her!
 
4 days ago  
About 20 years ago, there was an escaped monkey in the area of nearby Hampstead, NH.  The local police chief even want on public record that said monkey jumped on his cruiser's hood while he was making the rounds.

This still pales in comparison to the Golden Ghost, a golden retriever who ran around in the woods for two years straight, evading all attempts at capture.

In short, don't let your pets outside if you live in the Merrimack Valley.
 
4 days ago  
My money is on River Otter.

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/Ain't no monkeys otter be in that area
 
4 days ago  
You'll never catch me!
 
4 days ago  

Englebert Slaptyback: [Fark user image 251x592]


I volunteer to be her ab buffer for #3
 
4 days ago  
Hope he doesn't find that construction site... you know, the one with all the barrels.
 
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