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(The Takeout)   Wash your strawberries with salt. Or don't and live blissfully   (thetakeout.com) divider line
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561 clicks; posted to Food » on 21 May 2020 at 9:50 AM (4 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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4 days ago  
So, in these hard times for the meat processing industry you are going to be offended by free protein?
 
4 days ago  
Seriously, this is bad news for vegetarians. Imagine the fresh waves of guilt.

And what the hell are they gonna eat?

Mrs. Harlee thinks that strawberries soaked in salt water would taste like kaka and be inedible.
 
4 days ago  

Harlee: Seriously, this is bad news for vegetarians. Imagine the fresh waves of guilt.

And what the hell are they gonna eat?

Mrs. Harlee thinks that strawberries soaked in salt water would taste like kaka and be inedible.


once again, vodak rides to the rescue on a shiny clear horse
 
4 days ago  
Just eat them and shut the f*ck up.

Or don't and give them to me.
 
4 days ago  

elvisaintdead: Harlee: Seriously, this is bad news for vegetarians. Imagine the fresh waves of guilt.

And what the hell are they gonna eat?

Mrs. Harlee thinks that strawberries soaked in salt water would taste like kaka and be inedible.

once again, vodak rides to the rescue on a shiny clear horse


Interesting. Hadn't thought of vodka.

Found out something else interesting the other day: I have some "tropical" fruit cups in the fridge. The random thought came to me to take three of them, pour them into a bowl, and add one "airline bottle" of Fireball Whisky.

Not. Bad. Makes a nice after-dinner dessert.

I'm going to try that again, but let them soak overnight. And then again, but first draining the juice, and immersing the fruit overnight in whisky only.
 
4 days ago  
Did you know that your stomach has bacteria in it?
 
4 days ago  

Harlee: elvisaintdead: Harlee: Seriously, this is bad news for vegetarians. Imagine the fresh waves of guilt.

And what the hell are they gonna eat?

Mrs. Harlee thinks that strawberries soaked in salt water would taste like kaka and be inedible.

once again, vodak rides to the rescue on a shiny clear horse

Interesting. Hadn't thought of vodka.

Found out something else interesting the other day: I have some "tropical" fruit cups in the fridge. The random thought came to me to take three of them, pour them into a bowl, and add one "airline bottle" of Fireball Whisky.

Not. Bad. Makes a nice after-dinner dessert.

I'm going to try that again, but let them soak overnight. And then again, but first draining the juice, and immersing the fruit overnight in whisky only.


Ahh Fark, where innovations in getting hammered happen every day.
 
4 days ago  
I only like my nuts salty.
 
4 days ago  
Humans have been eating bugs since, well, humans have been eating.
 
4 days ago  
Meh. There are bugs everywhere and you eat them all the time. Get over it.
 
4 days ago  

yakmans_dad: Did you know that your stomach has bacteria in it?


in MY stomach?
 
4 days ago  

some_beer_drinker: yakmans_dad: Did you know that your stomach has bacteria in it?

in MY stomach?


It's more likely than you think.
 
4 days ago  
They're talking about fruit flies. They're everywhere, get used to it.
 
4 days ago  

Dallymo: some_beer_drinker: yakmans_dad: Did you know that your stomach has bacteria in it?

in MY stomach?

It's more likely than you think.


There's a vagina joke here somewhere.
 
4 days ago  
I wonder if they like figs.
 
4 days ago  
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Eyelash mites.  Most humans have them.

An entire ecosystem that lives, breathes, eats, defecates, reproduces, and dies, literally right in front of your eyes.

Sleep well!
 
4 days ago  

markie_farkie: [cbsnews1.cbsistatic.com image 850x435]

Eyelash mites.  Most humans have them.

An entire ecosystem that lives, breathes, eats, defecates, reproduces, and dies, literally right in front of your eyes.

Sleep well!


Symbiotes!
Don't look a gift mite in the eye. Oh, wait,,,
 
3 days ago  
Pairs well with casu marzu.
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3 days ago  
I have no problem with strawberries but casu marzu s a bridge too far.


/nope
//not gonna do it
///hard nope
 
3 days ago  
I know I'm a pussy but I like it better when I don't know when I'm eating bugs and poo.
 
3 days ago  

criscodisco: I know I'm a pussy but I like it better when I don't know when I'm eating bugs and poo.


you breathe tree poo
 
3 days ago  
Well that's just farking great
 
3 days ago  
Nice ripoff, subby.
 
3 days ago  

yakmans_dad: criscodisco: I know I'm a pussy but I like it better when I don't know when I'm eating bugs and poo.

you breathe tree poo


And tree sperm.

AAAAAHCHOOOO!
 
3 days ago  

big pig peaches: yakmans_dad: criscodisco: I know I'm a pussy but I like it better when I don't know when I'm eating bugs and poo.

you breathe tree poo

And tree sperm.

AAAAAHCHOOOO!


I'd avoided having allergies until retirement. Now, March through November I take a daily antihistamine. Tree sperm is the worst.
 
3 days ago  
 
3 days ago  
People and dumb.

We're all basically, an amalgamation of smaller organisms, so long as they don't have an adverse effect on us who cares.
 
3 days ago  
Gonna play with this tomorrow... I have "fresh" and "organic" strawberries and blueberries, so I'll see what I get from them.
Regardless of the results, no way in farking hell I'm showing the wife this article!
 
3 days ago  

yakmans_dad: Did you know that your stomach has bacteria in it?


Not mine, I've been drinking bleach like the president ordered us to do.
 
3 days ago  
More strawberries for me i suppose?
 
2 days ago  
every time a new revelation like this comes out, I think back to how many of said thing I have eaten in the past without ill effect and try not to think about when I eat.
 
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