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(CNN)   Not the world's funniest joke: Two NFL players were on a plane, and one was assaulted   (edition.cnn.com) divider line
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2020-05-21 8:55:09 AM  
This is sick. Some women think that because they are a woman they can grope men and men won't mind. Which is not the case. Everyone needs to keep their hands to themselves.  Its something they teach in kindergarten.  But clearly people don't get it. And being high isn't an excuse.
 
2020-05-21 9:34:15 AM  
That is quite an interesting fact pattern.
 
2020-05-21 9:45:16 AM  

4seasons85!: This is sick. Some women think that because they are a woman they can grope men and men won't mind. Which is not the case. Everyone needs to keep their hands to themselves.  Its something they teach in kindergarten.  But clearly people don't get it. And being high isn't an excuse.


On the other hand, some women would be right.
 
2020-05-21 10:11:09 AM  
God, kickers are such wimps.
 
2020-05-21 10:11:45 AM  
Getting a taste of your own medicine sucks, huh, guys?

Good luck, anyway. No one should have to suffer unsolicited groping, ever.
 
2020-05-21 10:24:50 AM  
Was one of those big men up there just assaulted?

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Yes, and due to high blood pressure, one was unsalted.  Enjoy your peanuts.
 
2020-05-21 10:29:04 AM  
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2020-05-21 10:42:18 AM  
Misandry is ugly in any form
 
2020-05-21 10:52:35 AM  

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Unless you have evidence that this particular man is usually on the other end of the grope equation then the inequality is in your reaction.
 
2020-05-21 10:52:50 AM  
You didn't read the article or comments before making your joke, did you?

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It's like you're peering directly into my soul.
 
2020-05-21 12:18:45 PM  

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Thoughts on the Selective Service System?
 
2020-05-21 12:56:21 PM  
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2020-05-21 1:20:36 PM  
Here is the thing, if he responded in any way such as physically restraining or retaliating, it would have been a huge story of a NFL player attacking a woman on a plane risking his livelihood with suspension and/or termination. Camera's are everywhere and may not capture the entire incident so potentially you only see the response, not the instigation. This player did the smart thing by doing everything in his power to avoid the situation.

The situation was handled poorly by United.  The women or men should have been moved after the first report as apparently there were other seats available.  Security should have been waiting at the destination to document the incident for potential charges.  I can't say this poor response was due to the dynamic of men being harrassed by a woman as we have seen other horror stories about airlines dropping the ball on sexual assaults. It appears to be a perfectly reasonable lawsuit by the men (assuming the behavior reported occurred) although I am not sure how sympathetic a jury will be in regards to damages.
 
2020-05-21 1:56:27 PM  
This thread is hysterical.
 
2020-05-21 2:18:07 PM  
So she was ugly?

I couldn't resist. Like Daedalus27 said, if the roles were reversed this thread would have 500 angry posts calling for the guy's genitals and he would be in jail.
This would be a good time for people shouting for equality to step in and support these guys and condemn the woman publicly.
 
2020-05-21 3:01:06 PM  

Destructor: 4seasons85!: This is sick. Some women think that because they are a woman they can grope men and men won't mind. Which is not the case. Everyone needs to keep their hands to themselves.  Its something they teach in kindergarten.  But clearly people don't get it. And being high isn't an excuse.

On the other hand, some women would be right.


*raises hand*

I have been groped by women some of which will be delicately termed as "not tens." They were not turned down with the exception of when I was in my twenties and a granny in her fifties who couldn't stand up and couldn't keep her eyes open kept aggressively offering a beej. That one would have really bothered me later.

Women have to protect themselves and all that stuff which isn't fair, but if a woman wants sex the vast majority of them don't know how easy it'd be. They might honestly think they do, but they really don't. Standards aren't something, generally speaking, that men have if they know their buddies won't find out.
 
2020-05-21 3:13:23 PM  
How were the men dressed?
 
2020-05-21 3:53:58 PM  

morg: How were the men dressed?


Hey, we all know how tight football pants are.
 
2020-05-21 10:59:54 PM  
White women are the worst.
 
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