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(The Hill)   And by "China" Donald Trump didn't realize he meant "the entire world"   (thehill.com) divider line
    More: Facepalm, United States, President of the United States, Donald Trump, Barack Obama, Democratic Party, United States presidential election, 2008, domestic policy chief Trump, pandemic fight  
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4 days ago  
Well, provoking a war will cause a distraction from sorting out the dead.
 
4 days ago  
I'm Spartacus. What? Too late?
 
4 days ago  
trump is fat orange loser.
 
4 days ago  
Some math I post from time to time:


Trump Voters = 62,984,825
Putin = 1
Netanyahu = 1
Duterte = 1
World population = 7.6 Billion

Math:
7.6 Billion - 62,984,825 - 1 -1 - 1 = 7,537,015,172 non Trump fans
7,537,015,172/7.6 Billion = 0.99171252263158

so...

99.2% of the world dislikes Trump.
 
4 days ago  
because he's bee so successful at holding china to account and not having his bullshiat backfire spectacularly on american businesses and farmers...
 
4 days ago  
Every year he has f*cked things up worse than the one before. The whole world should be scared of how much more damage he could do.
 
4 days ago  
Galaxies far far away will cheer when he's a corpse.

My god they're also going to have to build the biggest sewage treatment plant in the world to deal with all the people(basically all people) that are planning to take a runny corn shiat on his rotting grave.
 
4 days ago  
I wonder how many Trump trademarks and other inside deals get canceled if he is no longer President.
 
4 days ago  
Yes, the U.S. is the world's Florida.
 
4 days ago  
China doesn't give a shiat about Trump. In fact Trump has allowed China to get a firmer hold on the world economy and further remove itself from American interests.

It literally has no reason to be concerned about our business. Last thing we saw from China was its populace mocking our Coronavirus response. China honestly loves Trump's ability to make them look good by proxy.
 
4 days ago  

edmo: Some math I post from time to time:


Trump Voters = 62,984,825
Putin = 1
Netanyahu = 1
Duterte = 1
World population = 7.6 Billion

Math:
7.6 Billion - 62,984,825 - 1 -1 - 1 = 7,537,015,172 non Trump fans
7,537,015,172/7.6 Billion = 0.99171252263158

so...

99.2% of the world dislikes Trump.


We're up to 7.75B now. And the current number of Trump voters is probably closer to 58M.
 
4 days ago  

neongoats: Galaxies far far away will cheer when he's a corpse.

My god they're also going to have to build the biggest sewage treatment plant in the world to deal with all the people(basically all people) that are planning to take a runny corn shiat on his rotting grave.


I'd like to think his family would be smart enough to hide his grave, if not immediately then as soon as whomever's job it is to maintain it tells them to or they're quitting. Hell, at this point I think whatever's left of the EPA is gonna have to step in to deal with it.
 
4 days ago  
It's sure looks like the delay in responding to the US need for an adult president planning a pandemic defence was sacrificed to make China look bad.  it resulted in the sacrifice of hundreds of thousands of us citizens and the maiming of the world economy.

But such is the gop lockstep best bet for a presidential campaign year.
 
4 days ago  
Well, Trump could use this as his campaign song... Could help.

I'm Fat and Nobody Likes Me - Chair
Youtube Vwn61EoObtE
 
4 days ago  
If you meet an asshole, you met an asshole.

If almost every country in the world is willing to throw subtly to the winds and openly wish for your defeat... yeah you're probably the asshole.
 
4 days ago  

FriarReb98: neongoats: Galaxies far far away will cheer when he's a corpse.

My god they're also going to have to build the biggest sewage treatment plant in the world to deal with all the people(basically all people) that are planning to take a runny corn shiat on his rotting grave.

I'd like to think his family would be smart enough to hide his grave, if not immediately then as soon as whomever's job it is to maintain it tells them to or they're quitting. Hell, at this point I think whatever's left of the EPA is gonna have to step in to deal with it.


They should just chuck him in an undisclosed location at sea like Osama.
 
4 days ago  
No. China definitely wants Trump & Co. Those tubes may make alot of noise and inconvenience, but they're easy marks. Biden, on the other hand, with his fully staffed State Dept and professional diplomacy and coherent game plan, well, that might be more civil, but its alot more work for them to get what they want.
 
4 days ago  

RasIanI: No. China definitely wants Trump & Co. Those tubes may make alot of noise and inconvenience, but they're easy marks. Biden, on the other hand, with his fully staffed State Dept and professional diplomacy and coherent game plan, well, that might be more civil, but its alot more work for them to get what they want.


*rubes
 
4 days ago  
His own words , " It all comes from the top ..They could have stopped the plague but didn't ." Guess we were right to blame him here in the U S ..
 
4 days ago  

Subtonic: They should just chuck him in an undisclosed location at sea like Osama.


The problem is that the idiots are still gonna want the yuugest, bigly ugly monument to him somewhere. And even if it's a cenotaph it's still getting the sewage treatment. Hell, it wouldn't surprise me if someone drove up to it with a honey wagon and hit the reverse on the pump.
 
4 days ago  

Dead for Tax Reasons: because he's bee so successful at holding china to account and not having his bullshiat backfire spectacularly on american businesses and farmers...


His every move has been to weaken the US commercial and military position.

"Well, what if I do ... THIS?"
"We were worried about you doing THIS, but we handled it. Now we're less worried about you doing THIS."
"And what if I do ... THIS?"
"Same answer, but less."
"And now, THIS?"
"We're buying soybeans from Brazil. Who are you?"
 
4 days ago  
It's really win-win for China. Biden is an adult who can negotiate rationally. Trump is an annoying whiner but is easily bribed.
 
4 days ago  
I've had Trump voters tell me these last 3 years or so, with total sincerity, that Trump is absolutely loved outside the US, that he's finally made the US respected again after years and years of Obama constantly being a national disgrace.

They're sure that the whole world loves and respects and admires Trump as the greatest American President EVER, and that he's finally undone the horrible damage to America's image that Obama did.

. . .and that only a small number of "communists" and "leftists" who are always on "welfare" oppose him, because they hate Jesus and America along with Trump. . .and that any news or reports or polls that Trump isn't incredibly popular are all Fake News, since after all, all their neighbors and everyone they know on Facebook and everyone they meet at Church all love Trump too (and if they don't they've learned to keep that commie talk to themselves).
 
4 days ago  
China has already insinuated it will be interfering in our election....but for the good guys. So I'm fine with that!
 
4 days ago  

edmo: Some math I post from time to time:


Trump Voters = 62,984,825
Putin = 1
Netanyahu = 1
Duterte = 1
World population = 7.6 Billion

Math:
7.6 Billion - 62,984,825 - 1 -1 - 1 = 7,537,015,172 non Trump fans
7,537,015,172/7.6 Billion = 0.99171252263158

so...

99.2% of the world dislikes Trump.


I was told there'd be no math.
 
4 days ago  
Ow, my eyes!
Trump's spray tan just looks worse & worse.

Is Trump visibly going downhill?
Or did he hire Tammy Faye Baker to do his makeup?
 
4 days ago  
It is like I am hearing "Marsha, Marsha, Marsha!" only China replacing Marsha.
 
4 days ago  

Invisible Obama: I've had Trump voters tell me these last 3 years or so, with total sincerity, that Trump is absolutely loved outside the US, that he's finally made the US respected again after years and years of Obama constantly being a national disgrace.


Online, I have seen the argument "They all secretly admire him for being tough" in regards to trade wars and so forth.
 
4 days ago  
"Sir, this is an Arby's."
 
4 days ago  
If Trump had been a Sith lord, Jar Jar would have disposed of him by now. (Or maybe he has already; and this is part of the long-term plan).
 
4 days ago  

J_Kushner: Ow, my eyes!
Trump's spray tan just looks worse & worse.

Is Trump visibly going downhill?
Or did he hire Tammy Faye Baker to do his makeup?


He's been looking really bloated / puffy in the face the past couple of weeks .. Hope he strokes out soon ..
 
4 days ago  
China DGAF.
 
4 days ago  
He is desperate to make someone into the boogie man before November and try to tie Biden to him/her/them.

What are the odds that changes a half dozen times before the election?
 
4 days ago  

40 degree day: Every year he has f*cked things up worse than the one before. The whole world should be scared of how much more damage he could do.


If he loses in November (please God?), the whole world better hunker down because he'll try to burn it all down in his lame duck period.
 
4 days ago  
What's your point, subby? That the entire world wants a docile USA? Sounds to me like you're agreeing with Trump.
 
4 days ago  

Shaggy_C: What's your point, subby? That the entire world wants a docile USA? Sounds to me like you're agreeing with Trump.


You know, there are a few options between "docile" and "stumbling blindly into the worst option that does the most possible damage to the most people in every interaction".

It would be nice if we could explore some of them.
 
4 days ago  
If there is a silver lining with his presidency, it was the US pulling out of TPP.
Oh that wasn't a silver lining for the US just everyone else involved
 
4 days ago  
So, according to what he said about 11 times today, we have "a great relationship" with China, but they're desperate for Donnie to lose.  He'll say just any goddamn thing.
 
4 days ago  
Is that so Trump has to pay back the money he borrowed from Ghina?
 
4 days ago  

edmo: Some math I post from time to time:


Trump Voters = 62,984,825
Putin = 1
Netanyahu = 1
Duterte = 1
World population = 7.6 Billion

Math:
7.6 Billion - 62,984,825 - 1 -1 - 1 = 7,537,015,172 non Trump fans
7,537,015,172/7.6 Billion = 0.99171252263158

so...

99.2% of the world dislikes Trump.


You forgot Bolsonaro. He's the new Poland.
 
4 days ago  

Shaggy_C: What's your point, subby? That the entire world wants a docile USA? Sounds to me like you're agreeing with Trump.


Sane, intelligent, not corrupt.  None of those things mean docile.  Docile is when you roll over for the Russians, the Arabs, anybody who buys a condo from you, anybody who calls you nice things.  He's a goddamn pussy, and you know it, but he makes bully noises so you can pretend he's tough.
 
4 days ago  
He'll say anything. And he'll continue saying anything. He'll like a lawn sprinkler of shiat.
 
4 days ago  
"He's like a lawn sprinkler of shiat"*

*Or if you prefer, rain bird.
 
4 days ago  

Porous Horace: "He's like a lawn sprinkler of shiat"*

*Or if you prefer, rain bird.


FROM WHAM-O
Slip'n Slide commercial (1986)
Youtube Zh2L-J9j1xM
 
4 days ago  
I love that both sides are going to ramp up the sinophobia this election. What a great country.
 
4 days ago  

Shaggy_C: What's your point, subby? That the entire world wants a docile USA? Sounds to me like you're agreeing with Trump.


TIL the rest of the world loves election meddling, coups, and being bombed into the stone age.
 
4 days ago  

Biohazard Banana Suit: I love that both sides are going to ramp up the sinophobia this election. What a great country.


Forget it Jake, it's Whitepeopletown
I Hear You're A Racist Now, Father! - Father Ted
Youtube 6zkL91LzCMc
 
4 days ago  

edmo: Some math I post from time to time:


Trump Voters = 62,984,825
Putin = 1
Netanyahu = 1
Duterte = 1
World population = 7.6 Billion

Math:
7.6 Billion - 62,984,825 - 1 -1 - 1 = 7,537,015,172 non Trump fans
7,537,015,172/7.6 Billion = 0.99171252263158

so...

99.2% of the world dislikes Trump.


You mean 0.8% of humanity should be purged to save the other 99.2%.
 
4 days ago  

Shaggy_C: What's your point, subby? That the entire world wants a docile USA? Sounds to me like you're agreeing with Trump.


No, the rest of the world prefers it when a global superpower isn't acting like a chimpanzee on meth and laxatives.
 
4 days ago  

Biohazard Banana Suit: I love that both sides are going to ramp up the sinophobia this election. What a great country.


Sina delenda est.
 
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