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(KVIA El Paso)   Meanwhile, in Texas, police ask local TV news stations to broadcast a decapitated head. It is not on the back of a turtle   (kvia.com) divider line
    More: Strange, EL PASO, Decapitation, Police investigators, Capital punishment, unprecedented request of local newsrooms, Leo White, body parts, Jess Robbins  
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2020-05-21 9:13:53 AM  
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2020-05-21 10:08:19 AM  
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2020-05-21 10:27:55 AM  
Severed.
 
2020-05-21 10:30:39 AM  
HOLA DEA
 
2020-05-21 10:31:43 AM  
I'd like some head please.
 
2020-05-21 10:32:11 AM  

HedlessChickn: ...


Account created:2010-04-19 18:15:16 (10 years ago)


That's a long time for your moment to shine- good farkin'
 
2020-05-21 10:33:25 AM  
Did they find a sword?

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2020-05-21 10:37:50 AM  
Did they find the body in a topless bar?
 
2020-05-21 10:37:54 AM  
Anyone else see the ad on article's page with a photo of these girls?
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2020-05-21 10:39:21 AM  
Have CSI make a cleaned up model.
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Something like this, maybe?
 
2020-05-21 10:41:18 AM  
Nice ad placement
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2020-05-21 10:41:20 AM  
I must be a sicko but I kinda want to see the head.
 
2020-05-21 10:41:54 AM  

UberDave: [Fark user image 850x462]


No, not that mother-scratcher, Bill PARKER
 
2020-05-21 10:44:28 AM  

freetomato: I must be a sicko but I kinda want to see the head.


I felt irrationally angry when I made it through to the end of the video only to be told they weren't going to show the head.
 
2020-05-21 10:45:09 AM  

Kalashinator: HOLA FCC


FTFY
 
2020-05-21 10:47:40 AM  

Sandy Duncan's eyeball: freetomato: I must be a sicko but I kinda want to see the head.

I felt irrationally angry when I made it through to the end of the video only to be told they weren't going to show the head.


It was a very Lucy and the football move.
 
2020-05-21 10:53:51 AM  

The Yattering: Nice ad placement
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oh, so close!
 
2020-05-21 10:56:36 AM  
This happened back in 1995. Guess we've binged on all the news while sheltering in place, we have rehash the oldies
 
2020-05-21 11:02:37 AM  

Sandy Duncan's eyeball: freetomato: I must be a sicko but I kinda want to see the head.

I felt irrationally angry when I made it through to the end of the video only to be told they weren't going to show the head.


I know, they should have started the story with a disclaimer they weren't going to show it,.so don't waste your time.
 
2020-05-21 11:06:46 AM  
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Best severed head scene ever.
 
2020-05-21 11:29:49 AM  
It's all goodman.
 
2020-05-21 11:39:12 AM  
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2020-05-21 11:57:11 AM  
Ah, KVIA, El Paso's ambulance chasing station.  Their motto is "stick a camera in front of the crying family" for ratings.
 
2020-05-21 12:11:30 PM  
Borderland Crimes, Podcast 4: 'This is Bizarre': Police ask local TV news stations to broadcast a decapitated head

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2020-05-21 12:15:17 PM  

Grand_Theft_Audio: Ah, KVIA, El Paso's ambulance chasing station.  Their motto is "stick a camera in front of the crying family" for ratings.


They'd get a better rating FROM ME if they'd just show us the damn head!
 
2020-05-21 12:40:50 PM  
I saw TV stations do this in California in the 90s.  They found a dismembered body floating out off Santa Cruz and they put the head on the news to see if anybody knew her.  As I recall, it worked.
 
2020-05-21 12:41:00 PM  
Stanhope, as usual, explains it best:
Imagine the Beheading
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2020-05-21 12:43:13 PM  

gregario: Anyone else see the ad on article's page with a photo of these girls?
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yep
 
2020-05-21 1:12:53 PM  
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So did they show the head?   I cannot wait ten minutes for the end of the clip.

/Turtle head
//kid likes them
 
2020-05-21 1:31:54 PM  

HedlessChickn: ...


smarted And funnied.

/Good job.
 
2020-05-21 1:33:34 PM  

DippityDoo: I'd like some head please.


Bie; eip

When opportunity knocks...
 
2020-05-21 1:57:49 PM  
Hmm. Can a head be "decapitated"? Doesn't it literally mean "no headed"? A head can't have no head. So the body would be decapitated, but the head would be... what, "decorporated"?
 
2020-05-21 2:42:48 PM  
João Batista imitando Graham Hill
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Sorry it's not NASCAR, Texas.
 
2020-05-21 3:44:25 PM  

Opacity: HedlessChickn: ...

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That's a long time for your moment to shine- good farkin'


I've been in the newsletter for literally *no comment* before.

I shine on like a crazy farkin diamond.
 
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