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(Deadline)   Just how dumb is Half-scoop? Dumb enough to try to pick a fight with a guy who has hours of radio time to fill every day and is beloved by the same demographic his dad desperately needs to win big in to have any chance at all this November   (deadline.com) divider line
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2020-05-21 12:55:27 PM  

Diogenes: Colour_out_of_Space: SoFlaNative52: Does Donny jr. really have a "different" daddy???? Story line please.........

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Oddly, it looks like they're both the father. Vince's hair, Donald's squinty eyes...


Well, if anyone could be the result of anal pregnancy, my money would be on Half-Scoop.
 
2020-05-21 1:02:54 PM  
Who told the Two Large Sons to grow beards because holy shiat those are horrible beards. It actually makes them look worse and I didn't even know that was possible. Some people rock beards. They do not.

I have seen more convincing beards on crossplaying cosplayers.
 
2020-05-21 1:03:39 PM  

Colour_out_of_Space: Diogenes: Colour_out_of_Space: SoFlaNative52: Does Donny jr. really have a "different" daddy???? Story line please.........

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Oddly, it looks like they're both the father. Vince's hair, Donald's squinty eyes...

Well, if anyone could be the result of anal pregnancy, my money would be on Half-Scoop.


you owe me a new keyboard. and a new lunch.
 
2020-05-21 1:18:15 PM  
Vince McMahon youg
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"Trump" Jr.
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Looks pretty open and shut to me.
 
2020-05-21 1:20:06 PM  

Imaginativescreenname: Vince McMahon youNg
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"Trump" Jr.
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Looks pretty open and shut to me.



damn keyboardvodak
 
2020-05-21 1:58:18 PM  

RussianPotato: WTF is op talking about?  Stern is a liberal puppet.  He's anti-free speech and anti-guns.  There is no overlap between people who listen to that shill and DT voters.


Trump was a Democrat.  He was pro-abortion rights.  He was anti-guns.  He is viciously anti-free speech.

But please, keep tugging at that thread.  It doesn't make you look foolish one single bit.
 
2020-05-21 2:17:19 PM  

Diogenes: Colour_out_of_Space: SoFlaNative52: Does Donny jr. really have a "different" daddy???? Story line please.........

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Oddly, it looks like they're both the father. Vince's hair, Donald's squinty eyes...


You need to see Marla Maples kin to really say. But it's interesting that junior is the only one in the family that isn't blonde - and doesn't have that translucent skin that the rest of them have.
 
2020-05-21 2:19:24 PM  

PanicAttack: Magorn: SoFlaNative52: Does Donny jr. really have a "different" daddy???? Story line please.........

Don Jr:
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Vince McMahon:
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Shane McMahon
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Eric Trump
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Here's a younger picture of Vince.
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Geezus...lol😅
 
2020-05-21 2:33:36 PM  

Mugato: Hollywood Howard


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Gee, I sure hope I don't get them all confused... thanks, Junior Mint.
 
2020-05-21 4:41:32 PM  
Someone link Howard to the Diaper Don story.
 
2020-05-21 4:57:12 PM  

Dr Dreidel: NewportBarGuy: You know, I'm a student of history. I like to read....

I can't help but imagine that Adams, Jefferson, Hamilton, Franklin and the whole crew would just really be so proud of the country they created if they were here to see all of this.

This truly is the high-water mark of the American Experiment.

Adams, the guy who suggested that Jefferson was syphilitic from sleeping with too many French whores, and who made sure to call Hamilton a bastard son of a "Scotch peddler" (a big deal in 18th century America)?

Jefferson, the guy who said Hamilton was a cross-dresser?

Hamilton, the guy who'd write a 60-page broadsheet to call his own mom a biatch if she worked to oppose his political plans?

Franklin, the guy too busy banging French whores to really care what was said about him?

We're basing what we do on their feelings?


Smart men do.

Franklin, the guy too busy banging French whores to really care what was said about him?
 
2020-05-21 5:03:18 PM  

Psychopusher: damageddude: At least Reagan had been in politics for nearly 20 years by then, including as governor of California.

Indeed, and even he was light years better than Trump, despite the SDI ("Star Wars") turkey, Reganomics, etc.  He did, at least, work earnestly to end the cold war instead of bluster and bravado his way to "winning," or worse, cozy up to dictators, so he had that going for him, which was nice.


Yeah, you need to read some history; bruh.  Reagan was treasonous dogshiat just like every other Republican walking the Earth today.
 
2020-05-21 6:22:49 PM  

Huggermugger: I find it very difficult to believe that Trump would give his name to a son he even slightly suspected of not being his biologically.  After all, he stated that he was worried about giving him his name because of the potential that Junior might be a 'loser'.


Wouldn't the fact that the kid may not be his "biological" son, exponentially increase the odds he would NOT be a loser?
 
2020-05-21 6:25:00 PM  

lawboy87: Huggermugger: I find it very difficult to believe that Trump would give his name to a son he even slightly suspected of not being his biologically.  After all, he stated that he was worried about giving him his name because of the potential that Junior might be a 'loser'.

Wouldn't the fact that the kid may not be his "biological" son, exponentially increase the odds he would NOT be a loser?


Well now we're getting into the old Nature vs Nurture argument. Could decent genes overcome being raised by Donald Trump? I'm no biologician, but I'm gonna say no.
 
2020-05-21 8:38:02 PM  

ProcrastinationStation: Marcus Aurelius: Trump is a mean self-centered asshole.  Howard Stern is an accomplished, world class, virtuoso asshole.  You can't really compare the two.  Howard Stern's assholery is an order of magnitude above Trump's sad, sorry level.  Minimum.  Maybe 2 orders.  It's like comparing a dime store harmonica to a Stradivarius.  The thought alone is absurd.

I was never a listener, and just through the bits I heard ("shock jock" etc) I thought he was a total douche.  I caught his 2-part interview with Terry Gross on NPR's fresh air and was totally surprised.  Guy is not a douche at all.
https://www.npr.org/programs/fresh-air​/2019/05/14/723182920/fresh-air-for-ma​y-14-2019-howard-stern-part-1
https://www.npr.org/2019/05/15/7235215​61/howard-stern-on-fresh-air-part-2


Great interview.

He's big on going to therapy, which was a surprise to me.
 
2020-05-21 8:48:57 PM  

RasIanI: PanicAttack: Magorn: SoFlaNative52: Does Donny jr. really have a "different" daddy???? Story line please.........

Don Jr:
[Fark user image 299x168]
Vince McMahon:
[Fark user image 300x168]
Shane McMahon
[wwe.com image 850x478]
Eric Trump
[upload.wikimedia.org image 850x1112]

Here's a younger picture of Vince.
[statics.sportskeeda.com image 605x476]

Geezus...lol😅


Also, keep in mind, Trump and McMahon are friends and have been for decades. Trump being a swinger back then and swapping the wife around isn't that far fetched.
 
2020-05-21 9:08:45 PM  
Don't pick a fight with Howard Stern.  This is just a modern update to the old political saw: "Don't pick a fight with a person who buys ink by the barrel." (Back when "print" was king.)
 
2020-05-22 6:00:09 AM  
Or you could say don't wallow with a pig in the pen. You both get covered in mud and the pig likes it.

In this case, however, fark "Trump's" (McMahon's) creepy little spawn
 
2020-05-22 9:09:35 AM  

AdrienVeidt: Psychopusher: damageddude: At least Reagan had been in politics for nearly 20 years by then, including as governor of California.

Indeed, and even he was light years better than Trump, despite the SDI ("Star Wars") turkey, Reganomics, etc.  He did, at least, work earnestly to end the cold war instead of bluster and bravado his way to "winning," or worse, cozy up to dictators, so he had that going for him, which was nice.

Yeah, you need to read some history; bruh.  Reagan was treasonous dogshiat just like every other Republican walking the Earth today.


That was my poor choice of wording, I'm afraid.  I was thinking specifically of Gorbachev when I wrote that.
 
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