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(NYPost)   I know it's a quiet place these days but the NYC subway is not your personal love making spot   (nypost.com) divider line
    More: Strange, New York City, Train station, New York City Subway, New York, minute-long clip, Rapid transit, raunchy couple, lewd public display of affection  
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1969 clicks; posted to Main » on 21 May 2020 at 11:04 AM (8 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2020-05-21 11:11:25 AM  
16 votes:
The nearly minute-long clip

No need to show off.
 
2020-05-21 11:27:16 AM  
7 votes:
Q: What do Brooklyn and a nun with tight pantyhose have in common?
A: Flatbush
 
2020-05-21 11:15:29 AM  
5 votes:
'Gonna wreck you like a subway train!'
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2020-05-21 12:16:11 PM  
3 votes:

steklo: See, the trick to good subway sex is not to do it on the platform, but on the tracks.


Give her the third rail?
 
2020-05-21 11:50:20 AM  
3 votes:

WilderKWight: Why would anyone want to have sex in a place that smells like stale urine?

Cineplexes are much cleaner.


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2020-05-21 11:14:04 AM  
3 votes:
Fortunately the Transit Authority is anal about cleanliness right now.
 
2020-05-21 11:08:26 AM  
3 votes:
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2020-05-21 11:05:15 AM  
3 votes:
YOU'RE NOT MY SUPERVISOR
 
2020-05-21 11:10:21 AM  
2 votes:
The "throws" of passion?  Somebody throw a copybook at the writer and editors!
 
2020-05-21 10:28:32 AM  
2 votes:
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2020-05-21 11:24:11 AM  
1 vote:
Once you've started with a Prospect, then proceed to Neck Road. No need for Chambers when you're heading towards 69th. Then take Dyckman straight to her Canal Street.
 
2020-05-21 11:20:33 AM  
1 vote:
My apologies subs, but the ladies just cannot wait for my attention.


\ did that sound believable?
\\ no, I did not pay for it!
 
2020-05-21 11:10:56 AM  
1 vote:
See, the trick to good subway sex is not to do it on the platform, but on the tracks.
 
2020-05-21 10:21:15 AM  
1 vote:
All aboard, get on the "A" train
Soon you will be on Sugar Hill in Harlem!

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