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(Yahoo)   Freeway ✔ Flare gun ✔ Father is a serial killer ✔ Launch 🚀   (news.yahoo.com) divider line
    More: Strange, Orange County, California, California Highway Patrol, California State Route 55, Santa Ana, California, Costa Mesa, California, COSTA MESA, large portion, California  
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2020-05-21 11:12:03 AM  
Ted Cruz have a daughter?
 
2020-05-21 3:50:41 PM  

edmo: Ted Cruz have a daughter?


That was my first thought as well.
 
2020-05-21 3:53:16 PM  
Reminds me of springtime circa 1985 on the LA Freeway, better known as Open Season
 
2020-05-21 3:55:47 PM  
I can't have an F, I can't have it and I know my parents can't have it. Even if I aced the rest of the semester, I'm still only a B. And everything's ruined for me.
 
2020-05-21 4:02:18 PM  
This story is so light on details I'm a bit concerned. What if this is a case where a young woman actually discovered the truth that her father was a serial killer and the stress of that information overload caused her to act very irrationally? Sure flare gun on the freeway is cray cray, but was that proceeded by finding a chest of keepsakes from a murderous father?
 
2020-05-21 4:03:44 PM  
If it was Floridawoman on Fetanyl this could have been a perfect story.
 
2020-05-21 4:11:31 PM  

Tannax: This story is so light on details I'm a bit concerned. What if this is a case where a young woman actually discovered the truth that her father was a serial killer and the stress of that information overload caused her to act very irrationally? Sure flare gun on the freeway is cray cray, but was that proceeded by finding a chest of keepsakes from a murderous father?


My reaction is more like, "call the cops, report her father, get a response of "sure, lady"; wash, repeats 3 or 5 times. At least now they'll at least look at her evidence.
 
2020-05-21 4:13:51 PM  
At least the stupid with the flare gun didn't burn the place to the ground.

Smooooooke on the water.
 
2020-05-21 4:17:43 PM  

Myk-House of El: At least the stupid with the flare gun didn't burn the place to the ground.

Smooooooke on the water.


Can you do My Woman from Tokyo next?
 
2020-05-21 4:23:20 PM  

jim32rr: Myk-House of El: At least the stupid with the flare gun didn't burn the place to the ground.

Smooooooke on the water.

Can you do My Woman from Tokyo next?


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2020-05-21 4:23:34 PM  
I watched the movie "The Texas killing Fields" the other night.
It wasn't very good.
 
2020-05-21 4:26:10 PM  

jim32rr: Myk-House of El: At least the stupid with the flare gun didn't burn the place to the ground.

Smooooooke on the water.

Can you do My Woman from Tokyo next?


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2020-05-21 4:35:43 PM  

whitroth: Tannax: This story is so light on details I'm a bit concerned. What if this is a case where a young woman actually discovered the truth that her father was a serial killer and the stress of that information overload caused her to act very irrationally? Sure flare gun on the freeway is cray cray, but was that proceeded by finding a chest of keepsakes from a murderous father?

My reaction is more like, "call the cops, report her father, get a response of "sure, lady"; wash, repeats 3 or 5 times. At least now they'll at least look at her evidence.


Are we sure she didn't and she's resorted to this action to finally be heard?

I doubt it, but I want to play along with that possibility, due to the lack of details provided in the article.
 
2020-05-21 5:07:32 PM  
Me: "What's going on up there officer?"
Cop: "Some stoopid with a flare gun"
 
2020-05-21 5:11:13 PM  

Tannax: This story is so light on details I'm a bit concerned. What if this is a case where a young woman actually discovered the truth that her father was a serial killer and the stress of that information overload caused her to act very irrationally? Sure flare gun on the freeway is cray cray, but was that proceeded by finding a chest of keepsakes from a murderous father?


Maybe her father is a serial killer or maybe he just  canceled her cell phone plan.
 
2020-05-21 6:39:38 PM  

fragMasterFlash: I can't have an F, I can't have it and I know my parents can't have it. Even if I aced the rest of the semester, I'm still only a B. And everything's ruined for me.


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2020-05-22 12:01:50 AM  
I guess her claims will be looked into now, right? This is bizarre. Or maybe she just snapped from the stress of all this virus stuff?
 
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