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(Slate)   "My brother-in-law and his girlfriend spent the holidays with us; when they had sex, it was loud like howler monkeys. My 4 year-old's room is next to the guest room. The issue didn't get better; they want to stay again. Can I say no sex? Gag them?"   (slate.com) divider line
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2020-05-21 8:10:19 AM  
Insist you be present to act as a referee.

Or tag-team partner.
 
2020-05-21 8:26:32 AM  
Don't be so passive. Your house, your rules.

Or be really passive and install foam sound proofing panels and put on rubber sheets.
 
2020-05-21 8:30:12 AM  

Tr0mBoNe: Don't be so passive. Your house, your rules.

Or be really passive and install foam sound proofing panels and put on rubber sheets.


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2020-05-21 11:51:57 AM  
1) The Neighbors Complain About The Noises Above: Boy, Prudie really blew it here.  This was definitely a STFU or GTFO situation.  If they can't control themselves, they need to find other accommodations.

2) Stop! Don't Talk To Me: You basically told someone who needed to STFU and MYOB to STFU and MYOB.  So then they STFU and started to MTOB.  I don't see where you have a problem here.  Congratulations!

3) I Got To Make A Decision To Avoid A Collision: We are all a product of our pasts and I'm sure your parents made choices then they would not have made with what they know now.  So your aunt really needs to be told to STFU and GTHOI.

4) Buttsecks?: Which one of you Farkers sent this in?  Fark bait if I ever saw it.  Anyway, asked and answered by your partner. So STFU or DTMFA if you want butt stuff in your life.

5) I've Done Everything For You: So you told them not to do anything and they took you at your word.  The lesson here is ask for what you want.  So tell them what you want.  What you really, really want.

6) Get Ready, All You Lonely Girls, And Leave Those Umbrellas At Home: I concur there's no rule against it but I contend it could be in poor taste even given the occupational considerations.  One or two included in a larger weather theme would work, but what I'm seeing implies dominance of such things.  So I say no.

7) Look Right Through Me.  Say I'm Gloomy.  Well So Sue Me (Classic): STFU and GTHOI.
 
2020-05-21 2:10:58 PM  
"Sorry, but the guest room isn't available this time around.  There's a hotel down the road."
 
2020-05-21 2:11:15 PM  
Do they like gags?
 
2020-05-21 2:12:53 PM  
Buy your 4-year old a copy of "Baby Shark" and a 1500 watt stereo system.
 
2020-05-21 3:08:12 PM  
The BiL is a serious PoS.

They KNEW that they were adjacent to a child's room and were guests in a relative's home. I've been married over 20 years and my wife and I have never screwed while staying in the home of my father or my mother-in-law. It is just common courtesy not to make your host uncomfortable. I kind of feel sorry for this woman. She appears to have married into a trashy family.
 
2020-05-21 3:35:11 PM  
Make the cameras more obvious.
 
2020-05-21 4:17:40 PM  

madgonad: The BiL is a serious PoS.

They KNEW that they were adjacent to a child's room and were guests in a relative's home. I've been married over 20 years and my wife and I have never screwed while staying in the home of my father or my mother-in-law. It is just common courtesy not to make your host uncomfortable. I kind of feel sorry for this woman. She appears to have married into a trashy family.



That's odd, she had no problem with it at my place
 
2020-05-21 5:08:31 PM  

nyseattitude: madgonad: The BiL is a serious PoS.

They KNEW that they were adjacent to a child's room and were guests in a relative's home. I've been married over 20 years and my wife and I have never screwed while staying in the home of my father or my mother-in-law. It is just common courtesy not to make your host uncomfortable. I kind of feel sorry for this woman. She appears to have married into a trashy family.


That's odd, she had no problem with it at my place


Aw. She told me that she didn't share her herpes with anyone else.
 
2020-05-21 5:28:20 PM  
Tell him "yes" but that the video is going up on PornHub immediately afterward.
 
2020-05-21 5:50:55 PM  
Two words: Shock Collars.
 
2020-05-21 5:59:28 PM  

Destructor: Two words: Shock Collars.


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2020-05-21 6:34:32 PM  
Puritans lived in one room farmhouses and had 19 children a piece, be at least partially like a Puritan.
 
2020-05-21 8:14:21 PM  
When they get going, go and pound on their bedroom door like there's no tomorrow.  Maybe with an urgent shout of "ARE YOU ALL RIGHT IN THERE?  DO YOU NEED HELP?"
 
2020-05-21 9:25:30 PM  
Buy a howler monkey. Make that his room.
 
2020-05-22 6:42:54 AM  

Myk-House of El: 6) Get Ready, All You Lonely Girls, And Leave Those Umbrellas At Home: I concur there's no rule against it but I contend it could be in poor taste even given the occupational considerations. One or two included in a larger weather theme would work, but what I'm seeing implies dominance of such things. So I say no.


Yeah, no. The meteorologists get to use all the rainbows they want.
 
2020-05-22 12:01:23 PM  
My bad. We'll keep it down.
 
2020-05-22 12:06:02 PM  
Get one of those baby monitor cameras and monitize it on porn hub.
 
2020-05-22 3:19:11 PM  

Evil Mackerel: Make the cameras more obvious.



came here to say this.
 
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