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(Jezebel)   Actor Jeremy Renner is a portobello mushroom, you're argument is invalid   (jezebel.com) divider line
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1875 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 21 May 2020 at 1:40 PM (4 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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4 days ago  
Ashley Reese              Filed to: DUMB SHIAT
Tuesday 2:00 PM


Truer words have never been spoken.
 
4 days ago  
Actor Jeremy Renner is an asshole.
 
4 days ago  
Shame he is such a douche, cause I like him as Hawkeye.  Just like I love Pepper Potts but Paltrow is just terrible.
 
4 days ago  
Rated PG-13
 
4 days ago  
man, I know its jezebel and all, but damn. they are just throwing random words together for articles these days that mean nothing at all.

That was hard to read, and I didnt make it past 3 or 4 lines.
 
4 days ago  
I'm actually a little surprised, I went through a page or two of that lady's articles because I expected to see some stuff complaining about how women shouldn't be judged on their looks and how it is sexist and blah blah blah. Stopped when I saw that Double Rainbow guy had died back on 5/11. :(
 
4 days ago  
Well, I hope no one complains anymore about 'femnazis über alles' whenever a Jezebel link is posted because this is their content when they do ease up on the throttle. An article instead about how portobello mushrooms are a tool of the patriarchy would've been a much better read, no matter how stupid.
 
4 days ago  
I've always thought Zack Braff looks like a human penis, since we are on the subject of things that look like mushrooms.
 
4 days ago  

brizzle365: man, I know its jezebel and all, but damn. they are just throwing random words together for articles these days that mean nothing at all.

That was hard to read, and I didnt make it past 3 or 4 lines.


THIS.
 
4 days ago  
Reading is not for F.. arkers Eagle
 
4 days ago  
Jezebel, where (female and female only) objectification is bad.
 
4 days ago  
Okay...what is this article suppose to be about? Seriously. Was it something to do with Renner's divorce? If so, then the whole thing can be taking with a grain of salt because it's already well documented that they are in the 'He/she is the worst person in creation stage' of the proceedings so....whatever.
 
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4 days ago  
. . . Everyone's complaining about the article and not ridiculing subby's typo?

Is this even Fark anymore?

/It's "your."
 
4 days ago  
FTA: But I will never apologize for saying that Jeremy Renner looks like a portobello mushroom, because, frankly, that guy is an asshole.

Where the fu*k are you buying mushrooms? Renner may or may not be an asshole but he looks nothing like a mushroom.
 
4 days ago  
Sounds like a fun guy.
 
4 days ago  
A friend's dad once told me he was a mushroom.  I asked what he meant and he said his wife feeds him shiat and keeps him in the dark.  I thought about it for a second, then pursed my lips and nodded because it made sense.
 
4 days ago  

Tyrosine: FTA: But I will never apologize for saying that Jeremy Renner looks like a portobello mushroom, because, frankly, that guy is an asshole.

Where the fu*k are you buying mushrooms? Renner may or may not be an asshole but he looks nothing like a mushroom.


THIS times a google!
 
4 days ago  
I AM ARGUMENT!!! I AM VALID!!!
 
4 days ago  

apathy2673: I AM ARGUMENT!!! I AM VALID!!!


You have long words. Will not read
 
4 days ago  
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4 days ago  
Pictured: Jeremy Renner.

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/she's right you know
 
4 days ago  

DecemberNitro: Pictured: Jeremy Renner.

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/she's right you know


uncanny
 
4 days ago  
All right. Not sure why you think that deserves revisiting, but good for you?
 
4 days ago  
I think you need to be on shrooms to get through that stupid, stupid article.
 
4 days ago  
Now that's some hard hitting journalism.

Sure made me want to take some hard hits on weed to make sense of that mess of an article.
 
4 days ago  

DecemberNitro: Pictured: Jeremy Renner.

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/she's right you know


don't get her started on the dynamic sentient fungus that is Sam Worthington.
 
4 days ago  
Poor man's Nathan Fillion.
 
3 days ago  
I bet the last thing she said to herself before posting that article or blog post was "nailed it".

F*ck Jezebel.

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3 days ago  

DecemberNitro: Pictured: Jeremy Renner.

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/she's right you know


Now Pictured: Donald Trump.

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3 days ago  

brizzle365: man, I know its jezebel and all, but damn. they are just throwing random words together for articles these days that mean nothing at all.

That was hard to read, and I didnt make it past 3 or 4 lines.



That site goes on to the list of sites with a J in the domain that I won't be clicking anytime soon.
 
3 days ago  
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