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(Slate)   "Dear Stoya: I can't stop laughing in my husband's face during sex. Do you think it bothers him?"   (slate.com) divider line
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2020-05-20 11:28:31 PM  
1) You need better dirty talk

2) He's a freak and he's hiding it from you because you aren't into his kink

3) It's pretty normal for a lot of women to fark with their eyes closed - they're into it. Had a psycho ex that when you stuck it in her ass her eyes rolled up into her head and she got a smile of pure ecstasy - you could have driven a truck through the room and she wouldn't have noticed
 
2020-05-20 11:30:19 PM  
...yes...
 
2020-05-21 12:18:50 AM  
dump that biatch today. run bro
 
2020-05-21 12:55:42 AM  
Dunno, depends on if he's in the room or on facetime call at the time....

/Boom Tish...
//You knew it had to be said
///Three for luck.
 
2020-05-21 1:04:37 AM  
If he's still going for it, he likes humiliation.

So, uh...try insulting him too?

I dunno, I'd be out a long time ago.
 
2020-05-21 1:42:30 AM  
That explains his morning rage tweet storms.
 
2020-05-21 4:26:40 AM  
Dont care had sex
 
2020-05-21 6:57:37 AM  
Put your face in the pillow, get up on your knees....
 
2020-05-21 7:11:13 AM  
My wife went through a phase like that. The problem is not the giggle, it's the timing (like right when you are getting ready to enter). If it happened after we were finished, it was fun. YMMV.

The second one is why you don't store weird stuff on your phone. Why LW snooped is unknown, but it happened and now they have to talk. Bookmarking exists for a reason.

Eyes closed is normal on penetration. Some ladies are running fantasies in their heads, others are just riding the pleasure wave. Don't read into it and enjoy the ride.
 
2020-05-21 7:18:45 AM  

grokca: That explains his morning rage tweet storms.


And we are done. Squirrel out front should have told you
 
2020-05-21 8:25:20 AM  
Butt stuff. The answer is always butt stuff.
 
2020-05-21 8:36:28 AM  

LordZorch: 3) It's pretty normal for a lot of women to fark with their eyes closed - they're into it. Had a psycho ex that when you stuck it in her ass her eyes rolled up into her head and she got a smile of pure ecstasy - you could have driven a truck through the room and she wouldn't have noticed


Another day, another Tantric Plowmaster misreading the classic "Is that all there is?" eyeroll.
 
2020-05-21 9:05:53 AM  
Stop looking over your shoulder.
 
2020-05-21 9:16:50 AM  
I wonder if she giggles when he "accidentally" sticks it in the wrong hole.
 
2020-05-21 10:08:25 AM  
"That's strange. Your sister laughs when I stick it to her too".
 
2020-05-21 1:03:14 PM  
I'd give her something to laugh about!


wait
 
2020-05-21 1:42:25 PM  
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2020-05-22 5:08:56 AM  
simple solution: doggy style
 
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