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(Independent)   Jennifer Lopez's captive makes his Instagram debut   (independent.co.uk) divider line
    More: Weird, Jennifer Lopez, Jennifer Lopez's Instagram followers, English-language films, Marriage, pop singer, fianc A-Rod, masked man, wedding plans  
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2020-05-20 9:16:42 PM  
Taco flavored kisses
 
2020-05-20 9:17:00 PM  
I mean I guess there are worse ways to go through life than being her sex slave.

That's just my guess.
 
2020-05-20 9:31:02 PM  

Calypsocookie: I mean I guess there are worse ways to go through life than being her sex slave.

That's just my guess.


You could be known for having a painting of yourself as a centaur.
 
2020-05-21 5:13:54 AM  
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2020-05-21 5:23:59 AM  
Yeah seriously. Like, who wears a face mask these days? Am I right? Certainly not outside workers coming into a celebrity's home to fix their lights or whatever.
 
2020-05-21 5:57:56 AM  

mattj1984: ...coming into a celebrity's home to fix their lights or whatever.


IYKWIM
 
2020-05-21 8:19:13 AM  
Can you imagine they allow the poors to be cleaning windows while she's there? The nerve.
 
2020-05-21 8:53:31 AM  

cretinbob: Taco flavored kisses


You do of course realize that "taco kiss" is an anagram of "O, ASS TICK", right?
 
2020-05-21 8:59:51 AM  
Couldn't see what everybody is talking about.
 
2020-05-21 9:02:19 AM  
The guy is her publicist trying to generate instagram hits. It worked
 
2020-05-21 9:07:14 AM  

give me doughnuts: Couldn't see what everybody is talking about.


Wanna know how everyone here can tell you didn't scroll down past the picture of her butt at the top?

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2020-05-21 9:44:14 AM  
B-Rod?
 
2020-05-21 9:53:24 AM  

John the Magnificent: give me doughnuts: Couldn't see what everybody is talking about.

Wanna know how everyone here can tell you didn't scroll down past the picture of her butt at the top?

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Is that his knee in front of him? What, is he doing situps or crunches out there?
Also he appears to be looking up and to the side...
 
2020-05-21 10:03:59 AM  
I wonder if this is some sorta Dorian Gray thing going on. She stays young and beautiful while all the consequences of aging get transferred to a middle-aged man trapped in her house.
 
2020-05-21 10:59:22 AM  

mattj1984: Yeah seriously. Like, who wears a face mask these days? Am I right? Certainly not outside workers coming into a celebrity's home to fix their lights cable or whatever.


/not being fatuous
 
2020-05-21 1:16:20 PM  
I know the "taco kisses" thing is a dumb thing from South Park, but y'all know Jennifer Lopez is Puerto Rican, right? And tacos are a Mexican thing.

/Who am I kidding? I love tacos.
 
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