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2020-05-20 4:45:20 PM  
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RING! RING!
 
2020-05-20 4:48:19 PM  
It's too damn hot for mid-May.

/No step on snek...
 
2020-05-20 4:50:05 PM  
Hey hey!
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2020-05-20 4:50:11 PM  
Politico:

SCOOP: Source: The ousted State Department inspector general had recently wrapped up a probe into another top aide to Secretary of State Mike Pompeo, determining that she had likely failed to report allegations of workplace violence. https://t.co/McFY7wK1d8
 
2020-05-20 4:52:17 PM  
 
2020-05-20 4:55:07 PM  

JulieAzel626: Politico:

SCOOP: Source: The ousted State Department inspector general had recently wrapped up a probe into another top aide to Secretary of State Mike Pompeo, determining that she had likely failed to report allegations of workplace violence. https://t.co/McFY7wK1d8


WHAT THE F•CK
 
2020-05-20 4:55:16 PM  
Kayleigh McEnany: "With regard to the President doing a mail-in vote, the President is after all the President." https://t.co/I13umlI3Hl
 
2020-05-20 5:06:27 PM  
Wilson Roosevelt Jerman, a former White House butler who served 11 presidents from Eisenhower to Obama, has died of coronavirus at age 91 https://t.co/lh3CEPtcSX
 
2020-05-20 5:08:27 PM  

Unbridled Apathy: https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/just​i​ce-department/supreme-court-blocks-mue​ller-grand-jury-material-being-turned-​over-n1211466
Temporary, until they can rule on it.


So, the DOJ files its response at five minutes to midnight on May 31st. That should spin it out for a few more months.
 
2020-05-20 5:09:04 PM  
Fark, there are WAY TOO MANY FOX NEWS SUBMISSIONS.
 
2020-05-20 5:10:54 PM  
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Guess who gets to get a root canal sometime soon?

This guy!
 
2020-05-20 5:11:52 PM  

I am Tom Joad's Complete Lack of Surprise: Fark, there are WAY TOO MANY FOX NEWS SUBMISSIONS.


Subby troll seems to be hard at work today.
 
2020-05-20 5:14:18 PM  
Haven't been able to log into the VPN all day, now I've been on hold with global tech support for 2+ hours.
Today has been thrilling.
 
2020-05-20 5:29:40 PM  
So, I was this many years old when I discovered that broccoli will bloom if neglected.

It's pretty!

But...florets. I know. Duh. 😒

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2020-05-20 5:32:18 PM  
CNN:

To push back on NV & MI absentee ballot application moves, the WH quoted a 2005 report Carter/Baker Commission report on potential fraud from absentee ballots.

Worth noting: Carter is now calling for leaders "to expand vote-by-mail" during the pandemic.

https://t.co/Xpne4Nmu...
 
2020-05-20 5:32:56 PM  
 
2020-05-20 5:36:59 PM  

Squid_for_Brains: So, I was this many years old when I discovered that broccoli will bloom if neglected.

It's pretty!

But...florets. I know. Duh. 😒

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What about cauliflower?
 
2020-05-20 5:40:05 PM  

Kegovitch: Squid_for_Brains: So, I was this many years old when I discovered that broccoli will bloom if neglected.

It's pretty!

But...florets. I know. Duh. 😒

[Fark user image 425x566]

What about cauliflower?


You know, if you took the blooms, dried them, and then ground up the dried blooms for use in baking, you'd have cauliflower flower flour.
 
2020-05-20 5:42:54 PM  

JulieAzel626: Not good news for movie theaters.


Yeesshhhh, I do still like going to the movies. 
My setup is nice, but it isn't 2.5 story tall screen with 16 channel audio nice.
 
2020-05-20 5:43:20 PM  

Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: Kegovitch: Squid_for_Brains: So, I was this many years old when I discovered that broccoli will bloom if neglected.

It's pretty!

But...florets. I know. Duh. 😒

[Fark user image 425x566]

What about cauliflower?

You know, if you took the blooms, dried them, and then ground up the dried blooms for use in baking, you'd have cauliflower flower flour.


What you did there...I see it.
 
2020-05-20 5:44:03 PM  

Squid_for_Brains: So, I was this many years old when I discovered that broccoli will bloom if neglected.

It's pretty!

But...florets. I know. Duh. 😒

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Artichokes will flower too, if you let them

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2020-05-20 5:45:17 PM  
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2020-05-20 5:46:14 PM  
Cauliflower flowers, according to Reddit:
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2020-05-20 5:48:10 PM  
Unicorns are in bloom
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2020-05-20 5:51:29 PM  

Sarah Jessica Farker: [Fark user image 100x100]
RING! RING!


This never fails to make me lol
 
2020-05-20 5:51:32 PM  
And a funny
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2020-05-20 5:57:40 PM  
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Strawberry Finch Forever
 
2020-05-20 5:59:29 PM  
 
2020-05-20 5:59:40 PM  
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Wow.
 
2020-05-20 6:03:40 PM  
 
2020-05-20 6:03:58 PM  
Wall Street Journal:

New: After some confusion, ex-Trump lawyer Michael Cohen will be released from federal prison due to coronavirus concerns and is expected to serve the rest of his 3-year sentence from home. https://t.co/LgfosNrOnF
 
2020-05-20 6:09:35 PM  

JulieAzel626: https://www.nylon.com/articles/donald​-​trump-dildos/amp


The most meta thing in existence.  Especially because they have insufficient flanges, so they will end up lodged in your bum.
 
2020-05-20 6:12:27 PM  

JulieAzel626: Wall Street Journal:

New: After some confusion, ex-Trump lawyer Michael Cohen will be released from federal prison due to coronavirus concerns and is expected to serve the rest of his 3-year sentence from home. https://t.co/LgfosNrOnF


LOL all these fragile white guys getting out of jail free on case of the corona. 
Such bullshiat.
 
2020-05-20 6:12:54 PM  

Markoff_Cheney: [Fark user image 425x253]
Wow.


Ya got me beat.

Only 18:42 calling into AT&T this morning. They didn't take out my post-paid, monthly payment that I've had with them ongoing for 9 years or so. Just like clockwork on the 16th, until this month, and the guy couldn't see in their system as to why the transaction wasn't started, not that it didn't complete (I got plenty of money in the bank) but didn't trigger the request at all.
 
2020-05-20 6:19:28 PM  
Heeeeyyy kids

Up and down today. *shrug*

Back to work.
 
2020-05-20 6:21:00 PM  

Sarah Jessica Farker: [Fark user image 100x100]
RING! RING!


I watched all of that. I was waiting for it to start over. It kept going. But I would like to call Bjork on the phone. I bet it would be nearly as amusing as that making fun of her was.
 
2020-05-20 6:24:15 PM  

Markoff_Cheney: JulieAzel626: Not good news for movie theaters.

Yeesshhhh, I do still like going to the movies. 
My setup is nice, but it isn't 2.5 story tall screen with 16 channel audio nice.


You know what. There is still a drive-in near here. And they paid the money for modern movie tech. I bet that would be a really cool night out. They gotta be open.
 
2020-05-20 6:25:29 PM  

Closed_Minded_Bastage: [Fark user image 640x784]
Strawberry Finch Forever


Pretty bird.
 
2020-05-20 6:28:45 PM  
 
2020-05-20 6:29:29 PM  

VogonPoet: Squid_for_Brains: So, I was this many years old when I discovered that broccoli will bloom if neglected.

It's pretty!

But...florets. I know. Duh. 😒

[Fark user image 425x566]

Artichokes will flower too, if you let them

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And potatoes!

Shut up, I was waiting for a screen to load. Really, thought, back to work.
 
2020-05-20 6:29:55 PM  
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2020-05-20 6:30:23 PM  

badtrotsky013: Sarah Jessica Farker: [Fark user image 100x100]
RING! RING!

I watched all of that. I was waiting for it to start over. It kept going. But I would like to call Bjork on the phone. I bet it would be nearly as amusing as that making fun of her was.


Viva Variety
Youtube FAxBkBC1erE
 
2020-05-20 6:48:11 PM  
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2020-05-20 6:49:53 PM  
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2020-05-20 6:50:17 PM  
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2020-05-20 6:52:21 PM  
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/Senior adviser and bodyguard
 
2020-05-20 6:54:09 PM  

Dallymo: Heeeeyyy kids

Up and down today. *shrug*

Back to work.


Hey Dallymo, just want to let you know I got your back.  You seem to get down some.
 
2020-05-20 6:57:49 PM  
 
2020-05-20 6:58:51 PM  

clodcomplex: [Fark user image 598x410]
/Senior adviser and bodyguard


Welp, another smart voice we won't see on MSNBC anymore.  But good for her, and hopefully her good ideas get adopted by him.  Biden seems to be bringing in a diverse cast of voices to listen to.  Wonder who gave him that idea....
 
2020-05-20 7:00:32 PM  

Deathbymeteor: clodcomplex: [Fark user image 598x410]
/Senior adviser and bodyguard

Welp, another smart voice we won't see on MSNBC anymore.  But good for her, and hopefully her good ideas get adopted by him.  Biden seems to be bringing in a diverse cast of voices to listen to.  Wonder who gave him that idea....


Tulsi.
 
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