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(Buzzfeed)   If you experience one or more of these 22 symptoms and were not born a redhead you may be transginger   (buzzfeed.com) divider line
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2020-05-20 3:10:34 PM  
What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair dark? 
Artificial Intelligence.
 
2020-05-20 3:41:48 PM  
Terrible list, good excuse for a redhead thread.

Ginger is just an anagram for the n-word.
 
2020-05-20 4:03:50 PM  
Are you missing a soul too? You might be transginger.
 
2020-05-20 4:04:38 PM  
What's the key combo to make a bookmark?
 
2020-05-20 4:07:29 PM  
"Twizzler" sounds like a racial slur
 
2020-05-20 4:07:32 PM  

PluckYew: Terrible list, good excuse for a redhead thread.

Ginger is just an anagram for the n-word.


Boom! Now I understand. Could never understand the connection to ginger and red, but the horrific racist meaning behind "beat you like a red headed step child" and you pointing out the anagram part connected all the dots.
 
2020-05-20 4:09:03 PM  
That was dumb, but as good an excuse as any for a redhead thread, I guess. (shrug)
 
2020-05-20 4:10:06 PM  
What now?
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2020-05-20 4:10:21 PM  

GRCooper: What's the key combo to make a bookmark?


Alt-F4?
 
2020-05-20 4:10:37 PM  
I have red hair sprinkled in my beard when I have one & can't tan worth a damn so have some characteristics.  Never had red hair on my head, but have some cousins who do, so it's obviously in the gene pool.

Worked with two girls who were covered in freckles so much that they'd do different spray tans & other treatments to try & fill in the spaces.
 
2020-05-20 4:15:05 PM  
I said yes to 1, 4, 6 and 9. My hair was auburn as a kid, it was an amazing colour. Unfortunately it got darker as I got older.
 
2020-05-20 4:16:35 PM  
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2020-05-20 4:17:54 PM  
I grew up in the 80's when being a red headed boy wasn't cool.  I do hate the beach, just because the sun hates me.  I got a sunburn in Scotland.
 
2020-05-20 4:19:18 PM  
List fails without the "people either find you unattractive or you're their fetish" dichotomy.  Mostly goes for redheaded guys though.

/Seriously.  In the same night I've been told "you're really cool, I'm just not into redheads", and a drunk woman crossed a bar to grab my ass because "redheads are her thing".
//Also, the hair grabbing thing is real.  Especially when you're little.  Creepy ass old ladies walking up and just grabbing you.  Not cool.
 
2020-05-20 4:19:34 PM  
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2020-05-20 4:19:49 PM  
Reds have nice skin because they use sunblock. If they didn't, their shells harden and people start following them around with blocks of butter.
 
2020-05-20 4:21:05 PM  
Just, whatever you do, stay the fark away from New Zealand ...

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2020-05-20 4:23:25 PM  
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2020-05-20 4:28:51 PM  
I'm old enough that my copper has long gone Santa Claus white, but I was once surrounded by a group of Japanese kindergartners who very seriously asked me if I was the Red Oni...

Being white in Japan is weird. Being a ginger in Japan is pure Twilight Zone.
 
2020-05-20 4:32:45 PM  
Let's keep this going:
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2020-05-20 4:35:14 PM  
This list is dumb. But anyways, anything as an excuse for a redheadthread.

I looked EXACTLY like that baby on #14. Now I'm a dead ringer for a fat Geri Halliwell in her blonde phase. Hair has been in natural condition from dark auburn to strawberry blonde. I bleach it to platinum though because that's what I farking want to do, especially love the dark roots look. Because there is so much brass in my hair, I leave the salon with my hair the same hue as the "add comment" button just so that I don't have to return for debrassing in two weeks.

Warning: biatching Alert Ahead-- I'm 42 and of course during the shutdown my hair decided to go vividly grey. Only the bonus is because I'm a redhead, it's white. Just need the rest of the auburn hair to catch up. At this rate, probably within the year.

I tan extremely well because of my Mediterranean roots. Problem is when I'm not tan, I have an odd pale and olive skintone that is so much trouble to find foundation for. And I hate covering up my freckles but I have rosacea pretty bad. If I fail to wear mascara, people always assume I'm going through something because I look eyelashless. Plucking my eyebrows is a challenge because half of the hairs are white now. I also now have development of classic red chest that I can make look like a Hypercolor shirt.

Ok. That's my rant for the next hour. Carryon.
 
2020-05-20 4:36:15 PM  

Mztlplx: I'm old enough that my copper has long gone Santa Claus white, but I was once surrounded by a group of Japanese kindergartners who very seriously asked me if I was the Red Oni...

Being white in Japan is weird. Being a ginger in Japan is pure Twilight Zone.


A few years ago I was surfing, getting out of the water I noticed a crowd of people, so I walked over and it was a crowd of Asian tourists taking photos of these postard-perfect redheaded twin brother and sister, about 5 years old. The kids were loving it and the mother was standing up the side with a grin like the Cheshire cat.
 
2020-05-20 4:36:34 PM  

jim32rr: What now?
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Sex? Please let it be sex.

/of course, it won't be with me
 
2020-05-20 4:36:47 PM  

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Dye job.

Ref #'s 2, 3, and 20:  Check the eyebrows.

/or, preferred, a bit lower
 
2020-05-20 4:38:49 PM  

bughunter: Drunk and Bitter Jesus: [suntiros.com image 850x959]

Dye job.

Ref #'s 2, 3, and 20:  Check the eyebrows.

/or, preferred, a bit lower


A redhead's eyebrows and pubic hair can be dark.
 
2020-05-20 4:38:53 PM  
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2020-05-20 4:40:42 PM  

caddisfly: Let's keep this going:
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Wife & I watched Poldark, me mainly for her
 
2020-05-20 4:42:38 PM  

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2020-05-20 4:43:06 PM  
I'm not a purestrain, but apparently a 4th generation hybrid. I was not expecting purestrain children, as I'm brunette and very tannable. One of my brothers is a 4th Feb though, with pale skin, blonde hair, and a red beard. Shoulda seen it coming.
 
2020-05-20 4:43:17 PM  
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2020-05-20 4:45:43 PM  
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I'm a strawberry blonde and I say "death to all gingers." Freaks.
 
2020-05-20 4:46:26 PM  
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2020-05-20 4:46:41 PM  

Cormee: bughunter: Drunk and Bitter Jesus: [suntiros.com image 850x959]

Dye job.

Ref #'s 2, 3, and 20:  Check the eyebrows.

/or, preferred, a bit lower

A redhead's eyebrows and pubic hair can be dark.


Yes, but Ms. Gillan is not a redhead.

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That hair matches her eyebrows.  It's probably very close to her natural color, if not the actual color.  With some highlights.
 
2020-05-20 4:47:57 PM  
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2020-05-20 4:48:32 PM  

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I'm a strawberry blonde and I say "death to all gingers." Freaks.


Conan?  Is that You?

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2020-05-20 4:50:54 PM  

Marcos P: "Twizzler" sounds like a racial slur sex act


FTFY
 
2020-05-20 4:51:51 PM  
What a transginger may look like: 
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2020-05-20 4:52:13 PM  

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I never noticed that her neck was double jointed. I guess I was looking elsewhere.
 
2020-05-20 4:54:01 PM  
I grew up with copper red hair on top of my head and dark blonde on the sides. Around 25 all my red hair fell out. That must be when I gained my soul.
 
2020-05-20 4:55:13 PM  

jim32rr: What now?
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The second has been a desktop screen for a long time.
 
2020-05-20 4:55:16 PM  

RedVentrue: I grew up with copper red hair on top of my head and dark blonde on the sides. Around 25 all my red hair fell out. That must be when I gained my soul.


Name checks out.
 
2020-05-20 4:58:10 PM  

bughunter: Cormee: bughunter: Drunk and Bitter Jesus: [suntiros.com image 850x959]

Dye job.

Ref #'s 2, 3, and 20:  Check the eyebrows.

/or, preferred, a bit lower

A redhead's eyebrows and pubic hair can be dark.

Yes, but Ms. Gillan is not a redhead.

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That hair matches her eyebrows.  It's probably very close to her natural color, if not the actual color.  With some highlights.


Well she looks slightly auburn in that, being auburn myself I know the sun bleaches my hair, and the red tints become more obvious in summer.

She may be fake, she may not, all I really said was redheads can have dark eyebrows and pubic hair.
 
2020-05-20 5:00:28 PM  
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2020-05-20 5:03:16 PM  

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fake hues
 
2020-05-20 5:03:42 PM  
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2020-05-20 5:09:46 PM  

bughunter: Cormee: bughunter: Drunk and Bitter Jesus: [suntiros.com image 850x959]

Dye job.

Ref #'s 2, 3, and 20:  Check the eyebrows.

/or, preferred, a bit lower

A redhead's eyebrows and pubic hair can be dark.

Yes, but Ms. Gillan is not a redhead.

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That hair matches her eyebrows.  It's probably very close to her natural color, if not the actual color.  With some highlights.


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2020-05-20 5:14:33 PM  
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2020-05-20 5:23:24 PM  
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...freckles check out?
 
2020-05-20 5:29:57 PM  
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2020-05-20 5:40:36 PM  

Mztlplx: I'm old enough that my copper has long gone Santa Claus white, but I was once surrounded by a group of Japanese kindergartners who very seriously asked me if I was the Red Oni...

Being white in Japan is weird. Being a ginger in Japan is pure Twilight Zone.


Came in here to post about this very thing.  Way back in my college days I did a summer exchange program in Japan; one of my fellow students was a redheaded gal, and she had people of ALL ages staring at her in disbelief on the subway every single day, to and from class.

(we were on Hokkaido, a little more provincial than Tokyo, but still...)
 
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