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(Vox)   Bold of you to assume Trump cares about the Constitution   (vox.com) divider line
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5 days ago  
Reviewing my current mail in ballot as we speak. Sylvester says go fark yourself Dump! Wish this was the presidential vote already.

Also I like the Vegas I voted sticker.

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5 days ago  
I'm thinking Trump isn't being quite as subtle as he used to be.
 
5 days ago  
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5 days ago  
Cutting funds to swing states is a great plan Trump, I heartily endorse it.

Just for fun tell them their local sportsball team sucks too.
 
5 days ago  

Calypsocookie: Reviewing my current mail in ballot as we speak. Sylvester says go fark yourself Dump! Wish this was the presidential vote already.

Also I like the Vegas I voted sticker.

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That is a pretty badass sticker. I'm kind of jealous.
 
5 days ago  

EvilEgg: Cutting funds to swing states is a great plan Trump, I heartily endorse it.

Just for fun tell them their local sportsball team sucks too.


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5 days ago  
They should send 2 so you can wear them as pasties on the strip.
 
5 days ago  
Trump could vomit foamy sputum in the shape of the letters to spell out "fark the constitution" in the middle of Times Square and pretty much 98% of the right wing would be asking him which subgroup of Americans should be loaded into the ovens first.

Right wingers don't have morals or ethics or any kind of genuinely held beliefs. They use their fake patriotism, fake love of fake jesus and fake reverence of the constitution as tools to bludgeon the people they want liquidated with.
 
5 days ago  
Can he be charged with interfering with a state vote by claiming things are illegal that aren't?
 
5 days ago  
And....he's already walked that back
 
5 days ago  
He has had trouble passing his morning constitutional for several days due to the mixing of drugs.
 
5 days ago  
I know it sounds weird, but you know whose opinion (of Trump) I'd really be interested in? Ben Stein's. I mean, the guy doesn't think Nixon did anything wrong. I'd just like to know if he thinks Trump, at least, has gone too far.
 
5 days ago  
Every single time someone claims that voting by mail is dangerous, point out Colorado's system. It's absolutely fantastic. We receive updates informing us when we'll receive a ballot, then we receive a ballot, followed by a notice informing us that we should have received the ballot. We can mail in completed ballots or drop them off at drop boxes that are located all over the place. Then we receive a confirmation that our ballot was received. Forcing everyone to stand in line for hours to vote in person is insane and utterly indefensible. But, course, that means nothing to Republicans.
 
5 days ago  
Well, that's it. Now I'm seriously on the fence about voting for Donald Trump.
 
5 days ago  

Don't Lag Me Bro: Can he be charged with interfering with a state vote by claiming things are illegal that aren't?


I reported his tweet as voter suppression, probably the same chance of consequences happening.
 
5 days ago  
I look forward to America telling Trumputin that he's fired.
 
5 days ago  

Mugato: I'm thinking Trump isn't being quite as subtle as he used to be.


You dont have to be subtle when you're not held accountable
 
5 days ago  
The constitution was written by illegal immigrants.
 
5 days ago  
First of all, trump gives neither hide nor hair about anything that doesn't affect him personally, and secondly, he sure the fark doesn't give a rat's patootie about this constitution that he knows absolutely nothing substantive about.
 
5 days ago  
167 days folks.
 
5 days ago  
Trump thinks Article II gives him unlimited power. Beside, when has Trump cared about the rule of law? Ignoring and flouting the law has worked for him so far.
 
5 days ago  

I want that sauce Morty!: 167 days folks.


That's like 20 decades under Trump time.
 
5 days ago  

EvilEgg: Cutting funds to swing states is a great plan Trump, I heartily endorse it.


You must have forgotten his quote from 2016: "I'll honor the results of the election... if I win."
 
5 days ago  
Well it doesn't take 15 flushes to get rid of regular toilet paper. Study it out.
 
5 days ago  

Mugato: I'm thinking Trump isn't being quite as subtle as he used to be.


Smarted, but it gives me pause. You are correct, but we started at "grab them by the p*ssy". The fact that ranks as somehow subtle troubles me. I mean, how did we get here? Also, we all know it's going to get worse.

The part that terrifies me is the lame-duck period when (fingers crossed) he loses.
 
5 days ago  

Weatherkiss: Well, that's it. Now I'm seriously on the fence about voting for Donald Trump.


I applaud your dedication.
 
5 days ago  
Oh, he probably cares about it. He has no idea what it says, except for a few key phrases, or how it applies to the government and citizenry but sure, he cares about it - mostly because his ignorant followers only imagine they know and he can twist it any way necessary to benefit himself.
 
5 days ago  
Bold of you to assume Trump cares about the Constitution
 
5 days ago  

Mugato: I'm thinking Trump isn't being quite as subtle as he used to be.


Doesn't need to be. When you're a dictator they let your do anything.

America was broken for a while but now the duct tape ain't even keeping it together. I wish dumb fark idiots would realize they're being had and rise with the rest to eat the rich.
 
5 days ago  

SleepySheaBear: Mugato: I'm thinking Trump isn't being quite as subtle as he used to be.

Doesn't need to be. When you're a dictator they let your do anything.

America was broken for a while but now the duct tape ain't even keeping it together. I wish dumb fark idiots would realize they're being had and rise with the rest to eat the rich.


I'd settle for killing the rich, but you do you. From various reports, human meat tastes like frog legs.
 
5 days ago  
Also, avoid spinal, brain, and nervous tissue. It causes Cruetzfeldt-Jakob disease. Basically, the human version of mad cow.
 
5 days ago  

baron von doodle: Also, avoid spinal, brain, and nervous tissue. It causes Cruetzfeldt-Jakob disease. Basically, the human version of mad cow.


I'll avoid those parts.
 
5 days ago  

SleepySheaBear: baron von doodle: Also, avoid spinal, brain, and nervous tissue. It causes Cruetzfeldt-Jakob disease. Basically, the human version of mad cow.

I'll avoid those parts.


Better safe than sorry.
 
5 days ago  

Dadoo: I know it sounds weird, but you know whose opinion (of Trump) I'd really be interested in? Ben Stein's. I mean, the guy doesn't think Nixon did anything wrong. I'd just like to know if he thinks Trump, at least, has gone too far.


Ben Stein just last month sued California over the stay at home order on the grounds it violated freedom of assembly.

More recently he said Mnuchin and Trump were warding off economic disaster
 
5 days ago  

Discordulator: Dadoo: I know it sounds weird, but you know whose opinion (of Trump) I'd really be interested in? Ben Stein's. I mean, the guy doesn't think Nixon did anything wrong. I'd just like to know if he thinks Trump, at least, has gone too far.

Ben Stein just last month sued California over the stay at home order on the grounds it violated freedom of assembly.

More recently he said Mnuchin and Trump were warding off economic disaster


And I went to Newsmax to get that last bit.

I may need a new phone now...
 
5 days ago  

Don't Lag Me Bro: Can he be charged with interfering with a state vote by claiming things are illegal that aren't?


He should be charged with extortion.
 
4 days ago  
Our Trump believes in the TRUMPSTITUTION!

"ME the People, in order to form a PERFECT Union, Establish ME!"

SUCK IT, HATERS!!!
 
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