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2020-05-20 2:31:49 PM  
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2020-05-20 3:39:02 PM  
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2020-05-20 4:03:46 PM  
We are very lucky he's stupid.
 
2020-05-20 4:05:26 PM  
6 more months of this crap? I should have bought stocks in booze before this all started.
 
2020-05-20 4:05:50 PM  

Bowen: We are very lucky he's stupid.


He's stupid-Nixon.
 
2020-05-20 4:19:32 PM  
Meanwhile the GOP is direct mailing the applications to just their targeted voters.
 
2020-05-20 4:25:52 PM  
Michigan should be sending ballots to every voter.
 
2020-05-20 4:27:17 PM  
I'm beginning to think that this Trump fella doesn't quite understand what the word illegal means. I'm getting the impression that he thinks that anything he doesn't approve of is illegal.
 
2020-05-20 4:28:48 PM  
Telling Michiganders you'll cut off funding for vitals thing like, to pick a completely random example, dam maintenance, because they send out ballot applications seems like a great strategy.
 
2020-05-20 4:29:24 PM  

Combustion: 6 more months of this crap?


Only if we are lucky and I'll just let the entirety of 2020 speak for itself on that score.
 
2020-05-20 4:29:28 PM  

Combustion: 6 more months of this crap? I should have bought stocks in booze before this all started.


And then 10 years more through his "news" station he wants to start.
 
2020-05-20 4:29:41 PM  

SolderGlob: I'm beginning to think that this Trump fella doesn't quite understand what the word illegal means. I'm getting the impression that he thinks that anything he doesn't approve of is illegal.


That's not it at all. He simply has the "conservatives'" view of the definition of illegal - anything a Democrat does, but never a "conservative"/Republican.
 
2020-05-20 4:30:58 PM  
So how long did it take to for somebody to explain to him that:

(a) This is the same quid pro quo crap that got his ass impeached
(b) Michigan is a swing state he can't afford to lose
 
2020-05-20 4:31:00 PM  

etoof: Combustion: 6 more months of this crap? I should have bought stocks in booze before this all started.

And then 10 years more through his "news" station he wants to start.


C'mon hydrocholoquine, we're all counting on you!
 
2020-05-20 4:33:55 PM  

GardenWeasel: Meanwhile the GOP is direct mailing the applications to just their targeted voters.


They're skipping the middleman and direct mailing the completed ballots to the vote tabulators, 6 months before the election. It's a convenience service they're offering their electorate.
 
2020-05-20 4:34:27 PM  
He's not doing any of this shiat. It's one of his stupid minions.

Stop assigning intention or some kind of evil genius to the shiat that happens around him. He's an idiot enabled by an army of assholes: Nosferatu, Ilsa She-Wolf of the West Wing, Turtle, that Parscale dickhead, etc.

President Flag Humper wouldn't be able to find his way to the Oval Office without help.
 
2020-05-20 4:35:36 PM  
He knows he is going to lose Michigan in November 2020 and is simply laying the groundwork to invalidate those election results. Expect a repeat of this tactic in every battleground state, IMHO.
 
2020-05-20 4:35:45 PM  

gunga galunga: So how long did it take to for somebody to explain to him that:

(a) This is the same quid pro quo crap that got his ass impeached
(b) Michigan is a swing state he can't afford to lose


Huge swaths of Michigan are more like a KKK rally that went on just a liiiiitle too long, the horses ran away, so they starting zoning. Don't take those polls for granted.
 
2020-05-20 4:36:21 PM  
Trump's finished
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2020-05-20 4:36:39 PM  

Bowen: We are very lucky he's stupid.


He's turkey stupid. Where I live there's a saying about turkeys: they are so stupid that they drown looking up at the falling rain with their mouths hanging open.
 
2020-05-20 4:36:45 PM  
Weijia Jiang Verified account @weijia
40m 40 minutes ago

At least 4 White House reporters have pressed @PressSec about why the President claimed mailing out applications for absentee ballots is illegal, but she has deferred to @TeamTrump.

The Harvard Law School graduate does not want to discuss the law.
 
2020-05-20 4:36:47 PM  

mongbiohazard: SolderGlob: I'm beginning to think that this Trump fella doesn't quite understand what the word illegal means. I'm getting the impression that he thinks that anything he doesn't approve of is illegal.

That's not it at all. He simply has the "conservatives'" view of the definition of illegal - anything a Democrat does, but never a "conservative"/Republican.


Think less political, and more... "By Divine Right".

Trump thinks the President is King.
 
2020-05-20 4:38:27 PM  

the unabomber was right: Trump's finished
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Senate Republicans have his back. They've demonstrated they'll happily place party before the law, or country.

/Not that it really matters since there's an extremely good chance you were kidding. Wow. Sad does that make this?
 
2020-05-20 4:38:43 PM  
So he's still deleting official presidential records?
 
2020-05-20 4:39:34 PM  
I'm surprised the usual water carriers haven't responded in this thread yet.

Guess they haven't been given their talking points yet?
 
2020-05-20 4:40:04 PM  

acloverandabee: Bowen: We are very lucky he's stupid.

He's turkey stupid. Where I live there's a saying about turkeys: they are so stupid that they drown looking up at the falling rain with their mouths hanging open.


People that say that are stupid. Turkeys have eyes on the side of their head so they wouldn't see the rain if looking upward.
 
2020-05-20 4:41:20 PM  

ukexpat: So he's still deleting official presidential records?


I think they got him to stop eating a lot of the presidential records and where I come from that's called progress.
 
2020-05-20 4:42:55 PM  

mongbiohazard: SolderGlob: I'm beginning to think that this Trump fella doesn't quite understand what the word illegal means. I'm getting the impression that he thinks that anything he doesn't approve of is illegal.

That's not it at all. He simply has the "conservatives'" view of the definition of illegal - anything a Democrat does, but never a "conservative"/Republican.


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2020-05-20 4:43:40 PM  
Which part of the stable genius playbook covers attacking a swing state that just barely carried you in the last election?
 
2020-05-20 4:43:54 PM  
Why would a guy who talks so much about voter fraud be afraid of actual physical votes being manually counted?
 
2020-05-20 4:44:09 PM  
Guy who decommissioned the only agency responsible for polling booth cybersecurity as soon as he got in, and ignored 17 different federal agencies about Russian interference says what about voter fraud?
 
2020-05-20 4:47:13 PM  

Mrtraveler01: I'm surprised the usual water carriers haven't responded in this thread yet.

Guess they haven't been given their talking points yet?


Look over the Stacey Abrams thread. They're all over there defending the Georgia governor for beating that uppity black woman in an election
 
2020-05-20 4:48:55 PM  
Of course it is illegal!

They did not agree to pre-print all of the ballots with the box beside Donnie's name checked.
 
2020-05-20 4:50:00 PM  
Wasn't it determined that his tweets are part of the public record, and it's against the law to delete them as such?
 
2020-05-20 4:52:34 PM  
Twitter might have actually nuked it.
 
2020-05-20 4:52:57 PM  

Nana's Vibrator: Why would a guy who talks so much about voter fraud be afraid of actual physical votes being manually counted?


Because that might lead to Democrats winning elections.
 
2020-05-20 4:53:36 PM  

SolderGlob: I'm beginning to think that this Trump fella doesn't quite understand what the word illegal means. I'm getting the impression that he thinks that anything he doesn't approve of is illegal.


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2020-05-20 4:53:53 PM  

Myrkor: Wasn't it determined that his tweets are part of the public record, and it's against the law to delete them as such?


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2020-05-20 4:55:17 PM  

Combustion: 6 more months of this crap? I should have bought stocks in booze before this all started.


That's just six months to the election. Whether he wins or loses, it will be followed by unprecedented insanity.
 
2020-05-20 4:57:44 PM  
When will is shut the fark up?

When will it go away?

When will it die?

Not soon enough on all counts.
 
2020-05-20 4:58:06 PM  
Apparently the press secretary was asked about the president threatening to withhold funds and she said that was a question for the Trump campaign not her.

So I assume Trump will only withhold funds via his inherent powers as a candidate for federal office?
 
2020-05-20 4:59:27 PM  
Why would a place like Michigan need funding? 
It's not like a dam burst and drained its cities of industry. People thirst for democracy not infrastructure. People should conjure the human innovative spirit that goes back as far as Flint and steel.
 
2020-05-20 5:01:41 PM  
ATTENTION REPUBLICAN VOTERS: Do not fill out the absentee ballot application. Throw it directly in the trash.

(Are they gone? Okay, Democrats, everything's fine, go ahead and mail it in.)
 
2020-05-20 5:07:27 PM  
If this dolt loses it is not going to be pretty. He has openly tweeted or spoken about some truly banana republic dictator type shiat. 

Gonna be interesting. He's not going to walk out peacefully after a loss.
 
2020-05-20 5:10:17 PM  

Someone Else's Alt: When will is shut the fark up?

When will it go away?

When will it die?

Not soon enough on all counts.


Keep tempting Mr. Murphy and see what happens.
 
2020-05-20 5:13:58 PM  
Where are all of the "Constitutional Conservatives" to try and defend this turd splatter? It's not up to this moran to tell the states how to run their elections. And then to threaten them? Bigly no-no.
 
2020-05-20 5:14:02 PM  

bionicjoe: If this dolt loses it is not going to be pretty. He has openly tweeted or spoken about some truly banana republic dictator type shiat. 

Gonna be interesting. He's not going to walk out peacefully after a loss.


He can barely walk.
 
2020-05-20 5:16:03 PM  

DarkScarab: Where are all of the "Constitutional Conservatives" to try and defend this turd splatter? It's not up to this moran to tell the states how to run their elections. And then to threaten them? Bigly no-no.


They gave up on the Constitution when it became an impediment to their power.
 
2020-05-20 5:28:16 PM  

acloverandabee: Bowen: We are very lucky he's stupid.

He's turkey stupid. Where I live there's a saying about turkeys: they are so stupid that they drown looking up at the falling rain with their mouths hanging open.


Are these farm turkeys?

The wild ones kinda look dumb, and fly all goofy, but they're pretty smart.
 
2020-05-20 5:38:19 PM  
So he has committed voter intimidation...and the Dems will of course do nothing about it.
 
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