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(Politico)   With the Pandemic spreading like wildfire, the economy crashing, natural disasters threatening and Trump firing inspectors general at will the Senate investigates our nation's most pressing issue: Someone once hired Hunter Biden to do lawyer stuff   (politico.com) divider line
    More: Asinine, United States Senate, Joe Biden, Democratic Party, Barack Obama, Vice President of the United States, Senate committee, Sen. Ron Johnson, Senate Homeland Security  
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644 clicks; posted to Politics » on 20 May 2020 at 6:28 PM (5 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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5 days ago  
The instant they find out he so much as squeezed the Charmin it will be in the right-wing news cycle on a constant basis.
 
5 days ago  
*throws smoke bomb*

"The question I would ask is, what is everybody worried about?" Johnson said. "If there's nothing there, we'll find out there's nothing there. But if there's something there, the American people need to know that."

*pulls fire alarm*
 
5 days ago  
Amazingly, everybody without a fawning devotion to Emperor Trump completely fail to give a shiat.
 
5 days ago  
BIDENGATE!!!!
 
5 days ago  

a particular individual: *throws smoke bomb*

"The question I would ask is, what is everybody worried about?" Johnson said. "If there's nothing there, we'll find out there's nothing there. But if there's something there, the American people need to know that."

*pulls fire alarm*


I remember he said that about all those people Trump won't let testify.
 
5 days ago  
For every finger pointed there are three back at you.
 
5 days ago  
I wish an asteroid would wipe out DC or a rogue nuclear submarine commander would wipe it off the map
 
5 days ago  
Just a reminder of exactly what kind of horseshiat this is:

https://www.insider.com/trump-impeach​m​ent-graphic-feature-comic-2020-2
 
5 days ago  
when the time comes, they should also do a 100,000th Benghazi investigation in celebration of 100,000 rona deaths.
 
5 days ago  
I am still in shock that as a country we have basically just decided the pandemic has run its course or gone away completely now despite overwhelming evidence it has not.
 
5 days ago  
Not that it matters.  It's not like this will interfere with their ability to not pass bills.
 
5 days ago  

virulent_loser: when the time comes, they should also do a 100,000th Benghazi investigation in celebration of 100,000 rona deaths.


They can't arrange a hearing by Friday.
 
5 days ago  

Night Train to Wakanda: For every finger pointed there are three back at you.


sometimes more.

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5 days ago  

UberDave: The instant they find out he so much as squeezed the Charmin it will be in the right-wing news cycle on a constant basis.


I think you mean every news cycle.
 
5 days ago  
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5 days ago  
Well that's a way to double down, I guess. A really dumb farking way, but then the entire strategy of just doubling down over and over again isn't about results, it's about never having to admit defeat.
 
5 days ago  

HallsOfMandos: I am still in shock that as a country we have basically just decided the pandemic has run its course or gone away completely now despite overwhelming evidence it has not.


You're being told their is no turd in the pool and being forced economically back in to the pool.
 
5 days ago  

demaL-demaL-yeH: virulent_loser: when the time comes, they should also do a 100,000th Benghazi investigation in celebration of 100,000 rona deaths.

They can't arrange a hearing by Friday.


I wouldn't put it past them to try. it's not like they have anything else to do. certainly not anything more important than finally nailing Killary Butter E. Mails.
 
5 days ago  
I'll sit here and hold my breath while I wait for the senate to investigate the Trump children.
 
5 days ago  
Now do Justin Kennedy.
 
5 days ago  
I wish the knowledge that we're living in unprecedented and unparalleled times, watching some serious history occur before our eyes, would take some of the sting of this away. I can only imagine how fascinating this will be to study in some detached future. It sucks to live through
 
5 days ago  
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5 days ago  
Randy Rainbow's latest offering covers this:

DISTRACTION
 
5 days ago  
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The Simpsons: The Simpsons gene! (S09E17)
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5 days ago  

HallsOfMandos: I am still in shock that as a country we have basically just decided the pandemic has run its course or gone away completely now despite overwhelming evidence it has not.


I'm saddened, but not surprised. Our country is full of selfish idiots.
 
5 days ago  
I hope the next president opens an investigation in to Ivanka getting 7 copyrights from China and all the emoluments and there's a phot of either Traitor Tot or I'm Eric with a fast food water cup full of what appears to be soda.  Explain that before a sub committee if the offense took place at a Subway.
 
5 days ago  
It's very simple. When they start the committee meeting, start coughing.

Keep coughing.

See how long old GOP senators who can't been seen wearing masks stay around.

cough cough cough
 
5 days ago  

Harry Freakstorm: I hope the next president opens an investigation in to Ivanka getting 7 copyrights from China and all the emoluments and there's a phot of either Traitor Tot or I'm Eric with a fast food water cup full of what appears to be soda.  Explain that before a sub committee if the offense took place at a Subway.


Yeah, it'll be "we need to move on, let our country heal."
 
5 days ago  

I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: It's very simple. When they start the committee meeting, start coughing.

Keep coughing.

See how long old GOP senators who can't been seen wearing masks stay around.

cough cough cough


"Deliberately spreading Covid-19 is terrorism" - Attorney Gangster Bill Barr
 
5 days ago  
Look to the Bible for answers...

First born sons it is.
 
5 days ago  
Prepare yourselves. We're gonna hear about this for the next six months, guaranteed. The NYT is overjoyed to help.
 
5 days ago  

Boondock3806: I'll sit here and hold my breath while I wait for the senate to investigate the Trump children.


Noone investigates Republicans or their children for reals ..they do fake investigations like the carona is fake.
republicans will make sure ya do not wake up tomorrow. Also its not just Trump but any republican in office they all want everyone dead that wont vote for them. The Dems on the other hand go hey ok look its ok what ya want ? E-mails sure tapes sure cables sure etc.let it happen Any Dem that says something wrong always came back with ok i was wrong expert A or B and or C has the facts i stand corrected ..That is why we vote Dem honesty always !
 
5 days ago  
Replace the US Senate with the Russian Duma. They couldn't do worse, and they might be grateful to get out from under Putin's tiny thumbs.
 
5 days ago  

Purple_Urkle: [Fark user image 425x665]
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Poor Tiffany. If she becomes a Trump lawyer, the whole damn Trump family will end up in prison, including her. I at least had some slight hope for her. Her only hope is to work pro bono for the poor. No Republican will go within 10,000 meters of her.
 
5 days ago  

Psylence: [Fark user image 850x531]


Reminds me of my Uno playing days. Everybody was useless.
 
5 days ago  
Turn about is fair play when they investigate Don Jr. and Jared in a few years...

Don't be crying about fairness when that happens.
 
5 days ago  

lolmao500: I wish an asteroid would wipe out DC or a rogue nuclear submarine commander would wipe it off the map


We have a perfectly good virus RIGHT THERE!
 
5 days ago  
You know, since Hunter is not elected and not an appointed official with a government, simply ignoring this investigation is not a coverup. He's just some dude with a famous dad. An interesting fact, but unless he has a publicist trying to get him in the news (why would he) there's no reason to get him in the news.
 
5 days ago  

brantgoose: Purple_Urkle: [Fark user image 425x665]
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Poor Tiffany. If she becomes a Trump lawyer, the whole damn Trump family will end up in prison, including her. I at least had some slight hope for her. Her only hope is to work pro bono for the poor. No Republican will go within 10,000 meters of her.


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Better Riff Tiff.
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5 days ago  
I'm sitting here wracking my brain trying to come up with what the national security or national interest is in using our taxpayer dollars and legislative time to investigate Hunter Biden.  There is nothing but political value in doing so.

The GOP is hopelessly lost.
 
5 days ago  
Didn't Bloomberg say he'd fark Trumpworld up with opposition research if they tried this shiat?
 
5 days ago  
Somebody hired a lawyer!? This is the greatest scandal since my mother balls coont wrecker!
 
5 days ago  

Smelly Pirate Hooker: Just a reminder of exactly what kind of horseshiat this is:

https://www.insider.com/trump-impeachm​ent-graphic-feature-comic-2020-2


That was awesome.
 
5 days ago  
We investigate Oligarchs correct?
Hunter is no different.

\Ukrainian Oligarch!
 
4 days ago  
*quick scroll*

I didn't think I'd see many Magat Red comments in this one. I was right.

/ Either that or the ones responding were so stupid I have them ignored.
 
4 days ago  

squirrelinator: Didn't Bloomberg say he'd fark Trumpworld up with opposition research if they tried this shiat?


Bloomberg is shocked you actually remember that and needs you to forget it right farking now.
 
4 days ago  

squirrelinator: Didn't Bloomberg say he'd fark Trumpworld up with opposition research if they tried this shiat?


Neither Bernie nor Warren will be the next president. Bloomberg's interest in this election is over.
 
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