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(Washington Post)   Road fatalities were down 8% in March vs the year prior, but the rate per driven miles went up 14% due to racers treating the Beltways as NASCAR ovals   (washingtonpost.com) divider line
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515 clicks; posted to Main » on 20 May 2020 at 3:39 PM (7 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2020-05-20 3:41:23 PM  
4 votes:
Yeah but did they hit the pace car?
 
2020-05-20 4:41:01 PM  
1 vote:
Is Elliot Segal still at DC101?

There was a promotion called the Smell My Face Beltway Race where Bryan "Flounder" Schlossberg raced Kurt Busch and another year when he raced Helio Castroneves.  Flounder won both races.

2nd race transcript
 
2020-05-20 3:52:15 PM  
1 vote:
Some 18 y/o genius got clocked doing 308 kph (191 mph) up here in Canucklestan.
The cops gave him a vacay from driving for a while.
 
2020-05-20 3:51:05 PM  
1 vote:
Autonomous cars for the mass market can't arrive soon enough.
 
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