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(AL.com)   Mayoral candidate in rural Alabama goes full Alabama   (al.com) divider line
    More: Murica, Hanging, Capital punishment, Michael Ray James, Drug addiction, Talladega County, Alabama, United States, small Alabama city of Sylacauga, Drug  
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2812 clicks; posted to Politics » on 20 May 2020 at 8:03 PM (6 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2020-05-20 8:15:40 PM  
6 votes:

downstairs: Three first names?  Yep.

Bubba Bo Bob Brain?
 
2020-05-20 8:09:26 PM  
6 votes:

edmo: For some drug dealers. I'll wager he doesn't mean all of them.


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2020-05-20 8:12:47 PM  
5 votes:
He's also proposed the Skittles become a Schedule 1 drug.
 
2020-05-20 8:34:11 PM  
2 votes:

i ignore u: "James describes himself as a Christian and right-to-life conservative"

He's so right-to-life that he wants to hang people.  Maybe he can share the Bible verse where Jesus executed people, because the way I remember it the only person who was executed in the gospels was Jesus.


Well, he hung out with a pretty odd crew. 12 "disiples" and a whore? Big parties where "miracles" happened? C'mon, dude was obviously slinging some serious shiat. And everyone forgets the part where he "wandered the desert" AKA being a DJ for warehouse rave parties in his 20s. Dude got what he had coming.
 
2020-05-20 8:21:35 PM  
2 votes:

austerity101: edmo: For some drug dealers. I'll wager he doesn't mean all of them.

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2020-05-20 8:20:08 PM  
2 votes:
His son is tweaking his ass off as I read this, I'm sure.
 
2020-05-20 4:36:13 PM  
2 votes:
Three first names?  Yep.
 
2020-05-20 10:26:02 PM  
1 vote:
He beat his wife & farmed his sister and or cousin?
 
2020-05-20 9:31:18 PM  
1 vote:
CVS managers not happy with his policy.
 
2020-05-20 9:22:58 PM  
1 vote:
Huh.  Harsh penalties for drug dealers.  Amazing no one has tried that.  I wonder if it would work.
 
2020-05-20 8:34:48 PM  
1 vote:

Karma Chameleon: "Extreme yes, but definitely brings attention to this scourge on Sylacauga, Alabama"


Jim Nabors?
 
2020-05-20 8:25:54 PM  
1 vote:

i ignore u: "James describes himself as a Christian and right-to-life conservative"

He's so right-to-life that he wants to hang people.  Maybe he can share the Bible verse where Jesus executed people, because the way I remember it the only person who was executed in the gospels was Jesus.


Actually there were those other two at the end strung up next to Jesus, but the Romans did that and they weren't exactly the good guys in that story.
 
2020-05-20 8:11:56 PM  
1 vote:
59 year old special education teacher.
Basically an entitled boomer union member wanting to kill people.
Anyone want to bet he calls his students leeches on society?
 
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