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(Politico)   GOP House candidate Ted Howze said he had nothing to do with posts from his personal accounts that demeaned Muslims, accused prominent Democrats of murder and mocked a survivor of the Parkland shooting". The very model of a modern Trump Republican   (politico.com) divider line
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5 days ago  
Gosh darned, Mysterious Former Staffer!

WHERE WILL HE STRIKE NEXT!
 
5 days ago  
He looks like someone recently cast to be the model in those floorhumper ads. In fact, I've seen no evidence anywhere that he hasn't already been in several of them.
 
5 days ago  
The "negative and ugly ideas," he asserted, were penned by others whom he'd given access to his accounts, but he declined to name them.


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5 days ago  
So what  he's saying is all this happened and he never knew about it or he would have fixed it? Who has a FB account they never looks at? Golly, if only that was the kind of thing you could check on.
 
5 days ago  
Again?
 
5 days ago  
Let's apply Occam's Razor.
 
5 days ago  

aleister_greynight: Let's apply Occam's Razor.


Seems to me he already used the razor to cut his own throat.

/and nothing of value was lost
 
5 days ago  

aleister_greynight: Let's apply Occam's Razor.


... The Republican is a deplorable, malicious asshole who has just the faint spark of intelligence necessary to lay down a gossamer thin veneer of "plausible" deniability?
 
5 days ago  
*twitch*
 
5 days ago  
Does anyone but me think he's lying? Because I think he's lying.
 
5 days ago  
His staff did that for votes.
 
Ehh
5 days ago  
Why doesn't he double down on it? Is he a wimpy Republican?
 
5 days ago  
So it was done with his consent? Is that supposed to be better?
 
5 days ago  

edmo: So what  he's saying is all this happened and he never knew about it or he would have fixed it? Who has a FB account they never looks at? Golly, if only that was the kind of thing you could check on.


Well, I admit that about 15 years ago my truly sick aryan nation step-son went on to my computer on a high school sports page (Rivals) and posted some really nasty racist shiat that got me banned for a while until I could make the sysop understand what had happened.  He did it again about 7 years later telling one of my ex-wife's friends that "somebody needed to put the fork down."  He was truly a first class prrick.
 
5 days ago  

GoldSpider: Again?


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5 days ago  
So what Ted Howze is saying is: "No, I don't take responsibility at all."

/sounds like a high level republican right there
 
5 days ago  
If someone posted racist, shiatty stuff on my facebook, I would totally sell them out, instantly. I'd be like, "Oh, that post?  Yeah, that was Dave, man, he's a dumbass. You know, Dave, right? Yeah, fark him."

So, in short, Ted Howze is a liar.
 
5 days ago  

Porkbelly: edmo: So what  he's saying is all this happened and he never knew about it or he would have fixed it? Who has a FB account they never looks at? Golly, if only that was the kind of thing you could check on.

Well, I admit that about 15 years ago my truly sick aryan nation step-son went on to my computer on a high school sports page (Rivals) and posted some really nasty racist shiat that got me banned for a while until I could make the sysop understand what had happened.  He did it again about 7 years later telling one of my ex-wife's friends that "somebody needed to put the fork down."  He was truly a first class prrick.


Sounds like it worked itself out. ;)
 
5 days ago  

Porkbelly: edmo: So what  he's saying is all this happened and he never knew about it or he would have fixed it? Who has a FB account they never looks at? Golly, if only that was the kind of thing you could check on.

Well, I admit that about 15 years ago my truly sick aryan nation step-son went on to my computer on a high school sports page (Rivals) and posted some really nasty racist shiat that got me banned for a while until I could make the sysop understand what had happened.  He did it again about 7 years later telling one of my ex-wife's friends that "somebody needed to put the fork down."  He was truly a first class prrick.


YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD! I DON'T HAVE ISSUES, YOU HAVE ISSUES!
 
5 days ago  
There's more solid evidence suggesting that this piece of garbage wrote those social media posts himself than there is to support any of the idiotic accusations he made about Obama or Hillary.

Also, I don't know for sure but did he become a big animal vet because he likes to molest horses? I'm just asking questions.
 
5 days ago  
Against Josh Harder? Yeah, no. His district bounced the R and like him.
 
5 days ago  
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5 days ago  
He's trying to get elected in my district but he lives outside the district.
 
5 days ago  
The "negative and ugly ideas," he asserted, were penned by others whom he'd given access to his accounts, but he declined to name them.

You are lying, you flaccid meathead. Your idiotic ass got drunk again and posted the things that were in your head, the things you aren't supposed to let out in the wrong circles. You know what I mean...

This folks, is the California central valley... populated by Oakies, forever farked by stupidity, ignorance, greed and self-righteousness. You know... republicans.
 
5 days ago  
So not just a bigot, but a cowardly bigot.

/arent they all?
 
5 days ago  
The "negative and ugly ideas," he asserted, were penned by others whom he'd given access to his accounts, but he declined to name them.

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5 days ago  
Yet again, the scourge of hackers making conservatives look like assholes continues. Someone should really look into this problem.
 
5 days ago  

bobobolinskii: Does anyone but me think he's lying? Because I think he's lying.


How DARE you, sir?!
 
5 days ago  

kbronsito: There's more solid evidence suggesting that this piece of garbage wrote those social media posts himself than there is to support any of the idiotic accusations he made about Obama or Hillary.

Also, I don't know for sure but did he become a big animal vet because he likes to molest horses? I'm just asking questions.


I've never heard him DENY it.
 
5 days ago  

kbronsito: Also, I don't know for sure but did he become a big animal vet because he likes to molest horses?


I can't say for sure that he likes it, but as a large-animal vet, he certainly shows a history of spending time elbow-deep inside a horse's hind end.
 
5 days ago  
Don't call them trump Republicans, that just gives Republicans an out once he's gone
 
5 days ago  

jfarkinB: kbronsito: Also, I don't know for sure but did he become a big animal vet because he likes to molest horses?

I can't say for sure that he likes it, but as a large-animal vet, he certainly shows a history of spending time elbow-deep inside a horse's hind end.


There are less unpleasant ways to keep your hands warm on a cold night.
 
5 days ago  
No Pirates of Penzance parodies? I r disappoint.
 
5 days ago  
Any relation to Hamilton H. Howze?
 
5 days ago  
See? Republicans aren't Nazis.

Nazis were actually honest enough to stand behind their horrible beliefs. Republicans cower away from them.
 
5 days ago  

Subtonic: Porkbelly: edmo: So what  he's saying is all this happened and he never knew about it or he would have fixed it? Who has a FB account they never looks at? Golly, if only that was the kind of thing you could check on.

Well, I admit that about 15 years ago my truly sick aryan nation step-son went on to my computer on a high school sports page (Rivals) and posted some really nasty racist shiat that got me banned for a while until I could make the sysop understand what had happened.  He did it again about 7 years later telling one of my ex-wife's friends that "somebody needed to put the fork down."  He was truly a first class prrick.

YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD! I DON'T HAVE ISSUES, YOU HAVE ISSUES!


The good news is she's stuck with him, is devolving into alzheimers, and he has to take care of her while his supposed inheritance gets spent on taking care of her.  I got out of dodge intact, moved halfway across the country.  He still thinks he's going to be a rap star, the ultimate n-word.  Convicted felon, no job, total trumper.
 
5 days ago  

bigbadideasinaction: See? Republicans aren't Nazis.

Nazis were actually honest enough to stand behind their horrible beliefs. Republicans cower away from them.


no they weren't they tried to hide all the bodies as the soviets were getting near the camps
 
5 days ago  
I demean muslims. I also demean Catholics, baptists, jews, Episcopalians, hindus, Buddhists and anyone else who makes decisions based on a bronze age campfire story
 
5 days ago  

Crewmannumber6: I demean muslims. I also demean Catholics, baptists, jews, Episcopalians, hindus, Buddhists and anyone else who makes decisions based on a bronze age campfire story


I get your point, but I don't get your punctuation.
 
5 days ago  

shastacola: The "negative and ugly ideas," he asserted, were penned by others whom he'd given access to his accounts, but he declined to name them.


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5 days ago  

I May Be Crazy But...: jfarkinB: kbronsito: Also, I don't know for sure but did he become a big animal vet because he likes to molest horses?

I can't say for sure that he likes it, but as a large-animal vet, he certainly shows a history of spending time elbow-deep inside a horse's hind end.

There are less unpleasant ways to keep your hands warm on a cold night.


I thought these things smelled bad on the outside!
 
5 days ago  
I'm surprised it wasn't Overzealous Staffer. That guy can be quite a jerk.
 
5 days ago  

saturn badger: Against Josh Harder? Yeah, no. His district bounced the R and like him.


Josh winning again isn't a given. I live in this district and unfortunately there are a lot of maga hat wearing farmer types just like Howze around here.
 
4 days ago  

Snargi: saturn badger: Against Josh Harder? Yeah, no. His district bounced the R and like him.

Josh winning again isn't a given. I live in this district and unfortunately there are a lot of maga hat wearing farmer types just like Howze around here.


I live in his district too. I still haven't seen a MAGA hat in the wild. So mixed?
 
4 days ago  

Porkbelly: Subtonic: Porkbelly: edmo: So what  he's saying is all this happened and he never knew about it or he would have fixed it? Who has a FB account they never looks at? Golly, if only that was the kind of thing you could check on.

Well, I admit that about 15 years ago my truly sick aryannation step-son went on to my computer on a high school sports page (Rivals) and posted some really nasty racist shiat that got me banned for a while until I could make the sysop understand what had happened.  He did it again about 7 years later telling one of my ex-wife's friends that "somebody needed to put the fork down."  He was truly a first class prrick.

YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD! I DON'T HAVE ISSUES, YOU HAVE ISSUES!

The good news is she's stuck with him, is devolving into alzheimers, and he has to take care of her while his supposed inheritance gets spent on taking care of her.  I got out of dodge intact, moved halfway across the country.  He still thinks he's going to be a rap star, the ultimate n-word.  Convicted felon, no job, total trumper.


Trying to reconcile the highlighted bits.
 
4 days ago  

Sword and Shield: Porkbelly: Subtonic: Porkbelly: edmo: So what  he's saying is all this happened and he never knew about it or he would have fixed it? Who has a FB account they never looks at? Golly, if only that was the kind of thing you could check on.

Well, I admit that about 15 years ago my truly sick aryannation step-son went on to my computer on a high school sports page (Rivals) and posted some really nasty racist shiat that got me banned for a while until I could make the sysop understand what had happened.  He did it again about 7 years later telling one of my ex-wife's friends that "somebody needed to put the fork down."  He was truly a first class prrick.

YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD! I DON'T HAVE ISSUES, YOU HAVE ISSUES!

The good news is she's stuck with him, is devolving into alzheimers, and he has to take care of her while his supposed inheritance gets spent on taking care of her.  I got out of dodge intact, moved halfway across the country.  He still thinks he's going to be a rap star, the ultimate n-word.  Convicted felon, no job, total trumper.

Trying to reconcile the highlighted bits.


Wasn't the word I put there, mine started with w somebody edited it for me.
 
4 days ago  

Porkbelly: Sword and Shield: Porkbelly: Subtonic: Porkbelly: edmo: So what  he's saying is all this happened and he never knew about it or he would have fixed it? Who has a FB account they never looks at? Golly, if only that was the kind of thing you could check on.

Well, I admit that about 15 years ago my truly sick aryannation step-son went on to my computer on a high school sports page (Rivals) and posted some really nasty racist shiat that got me banned for a while until I could make the sysop understand what had happened.  He did it again about 7 years later telling one of my ex-wife's friends that "somebody needed to put the fork down."  He was truly a first class prrick.

YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD! I DON'T HAVE ISSUES, YOU HAVE ISSUES!

The good news is she's stuck with him, is devolving into alzheimers, and he has to take care of her while his supposed inheritance gets spent on taking care of her.  I got out of dodge intact, moved halfway across the country.  He still thinks he's going to be a rap star, the ultimate n-word.  Convicted felon, no job, total trumper.

Trying to reconcile the highlighted bits.

Wasn't the word I put there, mine started with w somebody edited it for me.


The white equivalent of that particular slur?
 
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