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(NYPost)   "If you mow a penis, they will come"   (nypost.com) divider line
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3998 clicks; posted to Main » on 20 May 2020 at 4:49 PM (5 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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5 days ago  
Well, someone came.
 
5 days ago  
Fark sakes subby if you were more regular with the manscaping you wouldn't need a mower to do it.
 
5 days ago  
It's a rocket ship!
 
5 days ago  
Is this Heaven?
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No, it's bollocks.
 
5 days ago  
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rpm
5 days ago  
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5 days ago  
They probably have their entire force working to crack this case..
 
5 days ago  
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LIKE A WILDCAT!
 
5 days ago  
What's wrong with a kiss, girl? Hmm? Why not start him off with a nice kiss?
 
5 days ago  
♫ In the midnight hour, she cried mow, mow, mow ♫
 
5 days ago  
"Shocking"? Really?
 
5 days ago  
That's not a penis, that's a heart with a 45-70 gov't cartridge sticking out of it.
 
5 days ago  
What angle is that from?  My balls never stick out like that unless I'm wearing a ball support bra.
 
5 days ago  
If you leave it there long enough it will become a legally protected national heritage site.

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/goddamn but they had a freakishly hot blonde in a black tank top in one of their ads on Hulu...
 
5 days ago  

Gordon Bennett: If you leave it there long enough it will become a legally protected national heritage site.

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Came for this original. Leaving satisfied

/because when it's that big, how could I not?
 
5 days ago  

Gordon Bennett: If you leave it there long enough it will become a legally protected national heritage site.

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That looks eerily similar to Bing-Bong from Inside Out...
 
5 days ago  

Iczer: [musingsfromthemancave.com image 850x850]
/goddamn but they had a freakishly hot blonde in a black tank top in one of their ads on Hulu...


And you posted the clipper's picture instead of hers?


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5 days ago  

johnny_vegas: Iczer: [musingsfromthemancave.com image 850x850]
/goddamn but they had a freakishly hot blonde in a black tank top in one of their ads on Hulu...

And you posted the clipper's picture instead of hers?


[morganites.files.wordpress.com image 392x392]


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5 days ago  

johnny_vegas: Iczer: [musingsfromthemancave.com image 850x850]
/goddamn but they had a freakishly hot blonde in a black tank top in one of their ads on Hulu...

And you posted the clipper's picture instead of hers?


[morganites.files.wordpress.com image 392x392]


Yeeeeah, I haven't been able to find any of her anywhere. Whenever I've searched for her I've gotten a clusterfark of nothing.
 
5 days ago  

Iczer: johnny_vegas: Iczer: [musingsfromthemancave.com image 850x850]
/goddamn but they had a freakishly hot blonde in a black tank top in one of their ads on Hulu...

And you posted the clipper's picture instead of hers?


[morganites.files.wordpress.com image 392x392]

Yeeeeah, I haven't been able to find any of her anywhere. Whenever I've searched for her I've gotten a clusterfark of nothing.


Is this her?

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5 days ago  

johnny_vegas: Iczer: johnny_vegas: Iczer: [musingsfromthemancave.com image 850x850]
/goddamn but they had a freakishly hot blonde in a black tank top in one of their ads on Hulu...

And you posted the clipper's picture instead of hers?


[morganites.files.wordpress.com image 392x392]

Yeeeeah, I haven't been able to find any of her anywhere. Whenever I've searched for her I've gotten a clusterfark of nothing.

Is this her?

[i.pinimg.com image 236x314]


Actually found her... It took an awful lot of digging, but noticed a thumbnail of her in a video search.

***pretty NSFW***
https://www.instagram.com/saraunderwo​o​d/?hl=en

She hasn't done anything nude, but she realizes she's got... well, some impressive assets...
 
5 days ago  

Iczer: johnny_vegas: Iczer: johnny_vegas: Iczer: [musingsfromthemancave.com image 850x850]
/goddamn but they had a freakishly hot blonde in a black tank top in one of their ads on Hulu...

And you posted the clipper's picture instead of hers?


[morganites.files.wordpress.com image 392x392]

Yeeeeah, I haven't been able to find any of her anywhere. Whenever I've searched for her I've gotten a clusterfark of nothing.

Is this her?

[i.pinimg.com image 236x314]

Actually found her... It took an awful lot of digging, but noticed a thumbnail of her in a video search.

***pretty NSFW***
https://www.instagram.com/saraunderwoo​d/?hl=en

She hasn't done anything nude, but she realizes she's got... well, some impressive assets...


Nice!
 
5 days ago  
But will it grow back twice as long?
 
5 days ago  

Iczer: [musingsfromthemancave.com image 850x850]
/goddamn but they had a freakishly hot blonde in a black tank top in one of their ads on Hulu...


6,000 RPM  Nope!
 
5 days ago  

Gordon Bennett: If you leave it there long enough it will become a legally protected national heritage site.

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Plant a planned forest, if done right. 50 years is about right, it becomes cultural.
It worked for the Nazis right?
 
5 days ago  
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5 days ago  
The way the lower half is shaped like a heart makes me wonder if this is the work of a vindictive landscaper.
 
4 days ago  
Dude. It's a HUGE arrow pointing in the direction their suspect went. You go through ALL the trouble to help the police then EVERYBODY has to criticize your artwork and say it looks like dick ugh I am so done helping you people
 
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