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(Twitter)   SC state Senate candidate: vote by mail is the devil. Also same SC Senate candidate: but if you can't make it to the polls, get an absentee ballot. THEY'RE DIFFERENT, WE SWEAR   (twitter.com) divider line
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1051 clicks; posted to Politics » on 20 May 2020 at 8:19 PM (5 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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5 days ago  
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5 days ago  
More of the same. See: Southern Strategy.
 
5 days ago  
Obamacare sucks. Try ACA instead. Much better.
 
5 days ago  

edmo: Obamacare sucks. Try ACA instead. Much better.


See also, The government can't do anything right. We have the best military in the world.
 
5 days ago  
The Union really should have gone full eradication when it had the chance.
 
5 days ago  
As another Farker said, there is no good faith argument against voting by mail.
 
5 days ago  
It's entirely possible that in SC absentee ballots are provisional and are not actually counted most of the time.  Making the election vote-by-mail means every vote would be counted....which Republicans have a problem with, historically speaking.  Hopefully someone with more knowledge on how SC counts votes can confirm or deny.
 
5 days ago  

AngryTeacher: edmo: Obamacare sucks. Try ACA instead. Much better.

See also, The government can't do anything right. We have the best military in the world.


The government can't do anything right - so elect me so I can make it worse.
 
5 days ago  

Brandi Morgan: AngryTeacher: edmo: Obamacare sucks. Try ACA instead. Much better.

See also, The government can't do anything right. We have the best military in the world.

The government can't do anything right - so elect me so I can make it worse.


No, vote for me!  I'm an experienced expert at being lazy and untrustworthy, unlike that amateur Brandi.
 
5 days ago  

edmo: Obamacare sucks. Try ACA instead. Much better.


Tungsten is too expensive.  Use wolfram instead.
 
5 days ago  
See also: repeal Obamacare but don't mess with my ACA!
 
5 days ago  

I May Be Crazy But...: Brandi Morgan: AngryTeacher: edmo: Obamacare sucks. Try ACA instead. Much better.

See also, The government can't do anything right. We have the best military in the world.

The government can't do anything right - so elect me so I can make it worse.

No, vote for me!  I'm an experienced expert at being lazy and untrustworthy, unlike that amateur Brandi.


You might be able to make government worse - but I can make it worser.
 
5 days ago  

gadian: It's entirely possible that in SC absentee ballots are provisional and are not actually counted most of the time.  Making the election vote-by-mail means every vote would be counted....which Republicans have a problem with, historically speaking.  Hopefully someone with more knowledge on how SC counts votes can confirm or deny.


Oh yeah, some places have those where they're only counted if the race is within a certain margin, don't they? If it isn't, they just get tossed? Yeah, that shiat needs to change with the times. ALL votes should be counted...
 
5 days ago  

Brandi Morgan: I May Be Crazy But...: Brandi Morgan: AngryTeacher: edmo: Obamacare sucks. Try ACA instead. Much better.

See also, The government can't do anything right. We have the best military in the world.

The government can't do anything right - so elect me so I can make it worse.

No, vote for me!  I'm an experienced expert at being lazy and untrustworthy, unlike that amateur Brandi.

You might be able to make government worse - but I can make it worser.


You hear that folks?  She won't even promise to sell off essential services to her friends.  Not like me.  Why, I know a guy who once read a book and I'll sell the Department of Education to him for 20 bucks and a six pack!
 
5 days ago  
These are the same folks who hate Obamacare and love the Affordable Care Act.

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5 days ago  
Stein?
Sounds a little "globalist" for South Carolina.
 
5 days ago  
Here in Montana, we switched to voting by mail for our primary within weeks of the shutdown.  600,000 ballots all went out with no trouble, and there was no outcry, and no pearls clutched.  Gosh, I wonder why.
 
5 days ago  
We have different words for when different people do the same things.
Remember back during Katrina, when some people were "scavenging", and other people were "looting"?
 
5 days ago  

edmo: Obamacare sucks. Try ACA instead. Much better.


The ego on President Obama to name bills after himself.
 
5 days ago  

Brandi Morgan: You might be able to make government worse - but I can make it worser.


Brandigate!
 
5 days ago  

WithinReason: edmo: Obamacare sucks. Try ACA instead. Much better.

The ego on President Obama to name bills after himself.


And cellphones, too.
 
5 days ago  

AngryTeacher: edmo: Obamacare sucks. Try ACA instead. Much better.

See also, The government can't do anything right. We have the best military in the world.



See also: The government is the problem! Now, make me part of the government.
 
5 days ago  

chewd: Brandi Morgan: You might be able to make government worse - but I can make it worser.

Brandigate!


I've made it!  I reached coveted 'gate' status!
 
5 days ago  
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5 days ago  

i ignore u: See also: repeal Obamacare but don't mess with my ACA!


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5 days ago  
Is this the new dogwhistle?  Voting by mail is for queers and coloreds, but absentee voting is for God-fearing white Americans?
 
5 days ago  
Oh, apparently it is.  It's all just explicit IOKIYAR nonsense.
 
5 days ago  
Randy Dickey sounds like a character that was supposed to be in an SNL skit from Season Six, but was dropped at the last minute because Joe Piscopo thought that the part was beneath him.
 
4 days ago  

Meat's dream: Here in Montana, we switched to voting by mail for our primary within weeks of the shutdown.  600,000 ballots all went out with no trouble, and there was no outcry, and no pearls clutched.  Gosh, I wonder why.


It is a rather sparse state though and obviously it's cheaper to do so. Most big, sparse, Western states have zero problem with voting-by-mail because it sure as hell beats saddling up the horse and riding 120 miles into Podunkville.

/ Plus bandits. Always bandits.
 
4 days ago  

gadian: It's entirely possible that in SC absentee ballots are provisional and are not actually counted most of the time.  Making the election vote-by-mail means every vote would be counted....which Republicans have a problem with, historically speaking.  Hopefully someone with more knowledge on how SC counts votes can confirm or deny.


This might actually be correct. Absentee ballots are (I think) only counted LAST, and usually only if the election is very close. If the total number of absentees wouldn't mathmatically have an affect the election they don't come into play.

But if absolutely everyone voted by mail then they have a problem.
 
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