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(The Daily Beast)   Old & busted, literally: cooking meth. New hotness: Trump fans attempting to cook up their own hydroxycholoquine   (thedailybeast.com) divider line
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2020-05-20 12:15:04 PM  
Nothing triggers those filthy liberals like True Patriots manufacturing their own medicine at home from Skoal Long Cut, horse manure, and massively toxic old foam Dale Earnhardt can cozies.
 
2020-05-20 12:20:21 PM  
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Just don't expect me to take any of it...
 
2020-05-20 12:25:39 PM  
FTFA: "Trump's HHS Secretary Alex Azar defended Trump's approach by, in part, calling him the "right-to-try president"-a reference to a policy that allows patients with fatal diseases and little time to live the chance to take experimental medications."

An intelligent person would take that to mean Trump has a fatal disease and little time to live. I doubt that's true and they just want to distract and stick it to the libs.
 
2020-05-20 12:28:43 PM  
One part Clorox, to one part fishtank cleaner.
What have you got to lose, trump voters?
 
2020-05-20 12:32:06 PM  

Uranus Megahertz: FTFA: "Trump's HHS Secretary Alex Azar defended Trump's approach by, in part, calling him the "right-to-try president"-a reference to a policy that allows patients with fatal diseases and little time to live the chance to take experimental medications."

An intelligent person would take that to mean Trump has a fatal disease and little time to live. I doubt that's true and they just want to distract and stick it to the libs.


Press Secretary said pretty much the same thing.

What do they know that we don't?
 
2020-05-20 12:32:31 PM  
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2020-05-20 12:32:47 PM  
Note to subby and article author,
spell check is a thing.
 
2020-05-20 12:36:45 PM  

OldRod: Uranus Megahertz: FTFA: "Trump's HHS Secretary Alex Azar defended Trump's approach by, in part, calling him the "right-to-try president"-a reference to a policy that allows patients with fatal diseases and little time to live the chance to take experimental medications."

An intelligent person would take that to mean Trump has a fatal disease and little time to live. I doubt that's true and they just want to distract and stick it to the libs.

Press Secretary said pretty much the same thing.

What do they know that we don't?


that 3 + X Æ A-12 = potato
 
2020-05-20 12:46:08 PM  
Never interrupt your enemy when they are making a mistake.

Go for it trumpkins, we are all hoping for the best possible outcome, for our side.
 
2020-05-20 12:46:46 PM  
Please proceed, Trumpkins.
 
2020-05-20 12:47:45 PM  
OK. Do it. LOL, idiots.
 
2020-05-20 12:48:20 PM  
I've got no problem with this whatsoever.

The faster they hurt or kill themselves before the election, the better IMO.
 
2020-05-20 12:49:03 PM  
Cool, less GOP voters.  Dont forget to main line that bleach and shove the UV bulb up you ass too.  That will own the libs!
 
2020-05-20 12:49:29 PM  
Every experiment requires a control group. I'm just proud of these brave Americans for volunteering in the name of science for the rest of us.

GODSPEED, GOOD PEOPLE!
 
2020-05-20 12:49:56 PM  
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2020-05-20 12:50:16 PM  
"My face is also very plush and vibrant," Coudrey tweeted.

Yes, because Plush and Vibrant are adjectives commonly used to describe faces.
 
2020-05-20 12:50:18 PM  
His few remaining brain cells are mush .. Drugs won't cure his dementia ..
 
2020-05-20 12:50:18 PM  
Anyone who has any inclination to take medical advice from Trump should . . . follow that advice to a T.
 
2020-05-20 12:50:50 PM  
Meth must be in short supply if the pinheads need this sort of distraction to keep themselves occupied.
 
2020-05-20 12:51:07 PM  

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"Donald, I'd like to buy your pill."
 
2020-05-20 12:51:13 PM  
What planet is this?

/ Am I in the wrong place?
 
2020-05-20 12:51:42 PM  
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Literally.
 
2020-05-20 12:51:45 PM  
Mmmmmmm Gin & tonic
 
2020-05-20 12:51:58 PM  

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it passed the first test, i didn't go blind
 
2020-05-20 12:52:59 PM  
I can top that!

*Shoots self in head*

/That'll trigger those snowflake libs
 
2020-05-20 12:53:56 PM  
When the inevitable movies are made about this administration, they are going to be farking weird. The entire plot would have been unbelievable just a few years ago.
 
2020-05-20 12:54:27 PM  

Bootleg: "My face is also very plush and vibrant," Coudrey tweeted.

Yes, because Plush and Vibrant are adjectives commonly used to describe faces.


Is this him?

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2020-05-20 12:55:06 PM  
Sounds like a self-correcting problem.
 
2020-05-20 12:55:19 PM  
No...stop...

I tried.
 
2020-05-20 12:55:25 PM  

Conservative Evangelical Millennial Cyclist: When the inevitable movies are made about this administration, they are going to be farking weird. The entire plot would have been unbelievable just a few years ago.


They did - it was called Idiocracy
 
2020-05-20 12:55:26 PM  
The revelation was starling.

It's totally bird-brained.
 
2020-05-20 12:56:15 PM  
I'm going to start breathing in bleach fumes to clean my lungs. As Trump says, what have I got to lose?
 
2020-05-20 12:56:30 PM  
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2020-05-20 12:57:32 PM  
Great! i hope there's enough for all the trump dumpsters.
 
2020-05-20 12:57:46 PM  
Thinning the herd
 
2020-05-20 12:57:58 PM  

suebhoney: I've got no problem with this whatsoever.

The faster they hurt or kill themselves before the election, the better IMO.


I doubt someone would set up a hokey drug lab just for their immediate friends and family.

This stuff will be hitting some desperate streets as the ultimate cure-all.
 
2020-05-20 12:58:04 PM  
"Fringe right-wing activist Michael Coudrey, who Trump has retweeted in the past, claimed on Twitter on Tuesday that he's been taking the drug prophylactically for a month-and even claimed it's helped his skin. "My face is also very plush and vibrant," Coudrey tweeted. "

Sounds attractive. Blow me.
 
2020-05-20 12:58:28 PM  
Godspeed, morons. We're all counting on you.
 
2020-05-20 12:58:32 PM  

Conservative Evangelical Millennial Cyclist: When the inevitable movies are made about this administration, they are going to be farking weird. The entire plot would have been unbelievable just a few years ago.


History books are going to include frequent reminders that no, really, this actually happened.
 
2020-05-20 12:59:14 PM  
Ol' Darwin's in for a bumper crop this year.
Ten to one those folks proscribing it aren't imbibing it (they know the risks)
Just leading those gullible fools right off the cliff.
I am sooooo glad everyfknthing is political these days.
Divide and conquer on steroids.
 
2020-05-20 12:59:59 PM  
Just do what I do: Drink Gin and Tonics.
 
2020-05-20 1:00:04 PM  
For the ones that don't die, hopefully it sterilizes them
 
2020-05-20 1:00:23 PM  
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Dammit!  Now we need to find another horse, and redo all our posters.
 
2020-05-20 1:02:21 PM  

OldRod: Uranus Megahertz: FTFA: "Trump's HHS Secretary Alex Azar defended Trump's approach by, in part, calling him the "right-to-try president"-a reference to a policy that allows patients with fatal diseases and little time to live the chance to take experimental medications."

An intelligent person would take that to mean Trump has a fatal disease and little time to live. I doubt that's true and they just want to distract and stick it to the libs.

Press Secretary said pretty much the same thing.

What do they know that we don't?


That Trump is insane and is taking drugs that can ramp up paranoia and delusional thoughts, but they are so bought into the Trump Train that they have to go along with it out of fear that the entire house of cards will come crashing down and if a few hundred thousand people die because of their actions what's the big deal because people die every day and they are getting paid like kings.

Oh, wait.  Everyone knows that already.
 
2020-05-20 1:02:32 PM  

RasIanI: Conservative Evangelical Millennial Cyclist: When the inevitable movies are made about this administration, they are going to be farking weird. The entire plot would have been unbelievable just a few years ago.

They did - it was called Idiocracy


No, what we have is far worse. President Camacho tried to do the right thing as president, and when confronted with a problem that he had no idea how to solve, proactively tracked down the smartest guy on the planet and followed his advice.
 
2020-05-20 1:03:05 PM  

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Dammit!  Now we need to find another horse, and redo all our posters.


Consider this: they are all the same horseman.
 
2020-05-20 1:03:20 PM  

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Dammit!  Now we need to find another horse, and redo all our posters.


At this point we could hold a farking rodeo.
 
2020-05-20 1:05:09 PM  
let's break it down...

hydro (only the best!)

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oxy (both parents just died, so i'll use theirs)

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chlorine (i've been on that for weeks)

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quinine (add a lime)

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and...get some of that internal light at the same time

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/thanks trump!
//suck it libs!!
/// #potatoguard2020
 
2020-05-20 1:05:11 PM  
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2020-05-20 1:05:46 PM  
Breaking Glad.
 
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